#trying to brag abt hooking up to rans who doesn't believe him bc no name and holster just barely holds himself back from telling him
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crack fic covering the entirety of holster and jack's brief situationship called "5 times holster almost outed jack and 1 time jack outed holster"
#not like maliciously holster just has zero cooth#trying to brag abt hooking up to rans who doesn't believe him bc no name and holster just barely holds himself back from telling him#getting weirdly jealous and drunk hearing about parse showing up to epikegster the previous year and almost tells someone but he passes out#complaining to shitty abt all the mixed signals bc he assumes shitty knows (shitty knows nothig and has no idea what is being talked about)#finally after they end it holster announces he hooked up w esther shapiro at team breakfast to make jack jealous#jack says in front of everyone 'huh. so you're bi.' and goes back to his cornflakes or w/e
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