#truthfully I’m like dubiously mildly disabled and can’t work long term | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

emeraldcreeper · 8 months ago

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I need to find a convincing job title that explains why I rarely exit the house alone to go anywhere but a park or the pharmacy, I’ve said cat wrangling and lion taming as suggestions to my mom but I think I’ve settled on the most viable one: freelance writing for exposure. No you cannot read my work it is strictly mildly historical fiction/romance. No I cannot make money with it. It would be very illegal. Quit asking. Fuck you I tame lions I’m not unemployed or between things, I have plenty of job, it’s exclusively my unmonetizable horny hobby that’s my real job

#I get asked by doctors like all the time #I see two specialists plus my primary doc and since I’m young I get asked what I’m doing for work #my job is warrior poet of tumblr I reblog things in the 9-5 hours I am #vital to the ecosystem of the website doctor guy #truthfully I’m like dubiously mildly disabled and can’t work long term #due to a lot of things but mainly also my mental health is… in the toilet and frankly I’d rather not test my mettle in a job #I think I’d be fine but I’d like suffer suffer #vent #I meant for it to be funny then it got real #my mom’s and my neighbor was like what’s your daughter do #and my mom doesn’t have a good lie for me either #I’ve been saying professional cat wrangler or lion farmer #cause it feels so awful to say ohhhh yknow….. between things…#shoutout to the dental hygienist said I was doin alright #I’m doing fanatically despite and including the circumstances

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