#trust my vision and embrace his becoming this is my design and you’ll gonna love it

[a-very-fond-farewell]

I just brushed my teeth and washed it down with sparkling water (bc my piping system is not doing well rn and I only had sparkling water on me even if I don’t drink it), so you better know I’m starting this day writing my ass off

[dank-ships-blog]

I know I look crazy...

Alright I may look like a total psychopath but i really would like you opinion

@squirrellygirlart and @mr-hawkmoth 

Because you are me and my sisters idols I would really like your guys thoughts oh and sorry for basically online harassing you Squirrellygirlart    

Anastasia Au

(DISCLAIMER: They are not ladybug and chat noir)

Adrien has been in a orphanage for basically his whole life.

The King and Queen of England (Gabriel and Mama Agreste) are really sad because it’s been 15 years since their child went missing.

Adrien has the same first name though! And can speak english too

He had a lullaby he always remembered (Once upon a dream!!)

Con artist Plagg, his wife Tikki and their daughter Marinette are trying to find a fake Adrien Agreste to give to the family and get a reward

Plagg helped The queen and king escape when the kidnappers got into the palace when they took Adrien 15 years ago and took Adrien’s music box from the queen’s room (he was going to give it to her but they got split up.)

Plagg and Tikki go to jail for stealing money and they get caught so Mari is going to get the Ten Million Euro reward (DAMN) to 1) bail her parents out and 2) have more money.

She finds Adrien and convinces him he is the missing child.

Adrien has a cat named pooka and she comes along (to basically be Anastasia’s dog, if you have seen the movie.)

Her partner Rose Lavillant (yeah deal with it) helps ‘Train adrien’

He runs away with them.

When they get to London she realizes that Adrien is the REAL Adrien Agreste

Mari also realizes she is in love with Adrien.

Adrien finds out that Mari tricked him and thinks she thinks he is not the real adrien.

He gets mad at her and refuses to talk to her and only talks to Rose.

Mari convinces The parents to let Adrien see one of the royal family members.

Adrien meets Gabriel  late at night (like 11:30) in a guarder room in a separate house in London.

Mari argues with the king to see Adrien and gives him the music box.

“I’m done with seeing impostors trying to pull of as my son.”

“I’m no impostor sir! I am Adrien Agreste!”

“Enough with this!”

“Sir please! I am your son!”

“Do you think i’m some fool?!”

“At Least let me see Mrs. Agreste!”

“My wife is to fragile to meet another Imposter! When she found that the first boy who came wasn’t Adrien she was heartbroken!”

Gabriel goes to leave the room

Adrien starts singing his lullaby with the music box

A: “I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream

I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam. And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem.But if I know you, I know what you’ll do You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream”

Gabriel remembers that him and his wife sang that to Adrien every night before he was taken.

G: “But if I know you, I know what you’ll do. You’ll love me at once. The way you did once upon a dream”

AMAZING ADRIEN-GABRIEL VOCALS.

A + G: “I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream I know you, that gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem But if I know you, I know what you’ll do You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream”

Gabriel hugs adrien

(Quietly) “You are my son”

Adrien meets His parents

TEARS EVERYWHERE

The king and queen offer Rose a job and she accepts

They offer Mari the reward money… but she doesn’t take the money.

“You sent for me, your grace?” Mari asked

“Ten million euros, as promised, and my gratitude.” The King said.

“I accept your gratitude, you highness, But I- I don’t want the money.”

“What do you want then?” The queen asks

“Unfortunately, nothing you can give.”

“Young woman, where did you get the music box? Your father was the man who saved us? Then you restore our son to us, yet you want no reward.”

“Not anymore.”

“Why the change of mind?” The king asks

“It was more of a change of heart…I must go.”

Adrien’s parents are like ‘Damn she hella in love.’

She leaves the room and runs into Adrien on the stairs.

“Hello, Marinette.” Adrien spoke coldly

“Hello.”

“Did you collect your reward?”

“My business is complete.’

“Uh, young lady, you will bow.. And address the prince as ‘Your Highness” the servant said

“No that’s not necessary” Adrien said

“Please” Mari responded “Your Highness i’m glad you found what you were looking for.”

“Yes. I’m glad you did too.”

“Well, then, good-bye, your Highness.”

“Good-bye” Adrien spoke quietly.

Mari goes to say bye to rose

“Well, if you’re ever in the scummy part of paris again, look me up.” Mari said “So long Rose.”

They shared a quick embrace

“Ah, Marinette… you’re making a mistake.”

“Trust me… this is the one thing i’m doing right.”

She goes to pet Adrien’s cat

“So long, cat.”

Pooka lets out a whine.

“I can’t stay. I don’t belong here.”

The epic Ball/party/dance starts for Adrien being found.

They are looking through the drapes.

“She’s not there.” The queen spoke to her son.

“Oh, I know she’s not– she, who’s not there mother?”

“A remarkable young woman… whose father found a music box.”

“No, she’s probably too busy spending her reward money as fast as she can.”

The queen looked off quickly before speaking again “Look at them dance… you were born into this world of glittering jewels, and fine titles, but I wonder… if this is what you really want.”

“Of course!” Adrien answered. “Of course it is. I found what I was looking for! I found out who I am, I found you!”

“Yes you did find me– and you’ll always have me–” She pulled Adrien into a tight hug “but is it enough?…. My darling, she didn’t take the money.”

Adrien pulled back, shocked “She-She didn’t?”

“Knowing that you are alive, seeing the man you have become…brings me joy I never thought I could feel again.” She said before giving him a kiss on the forehead.

“Whatever you choose,” The king said walking through the curtains. “We will always be a family.” He walked over to Adrien and kissed his forehead.

“Mother, father, can’t you tell me the–” Adrien turned around to see both of his parents had gone through the curtains, to the dance floor.

He looked through and took a step out, before stepping back.

He hears a noise and pooka hissing

He runs outside to see men with long metal rods ready to beat the living shit out of him, and probably kill him. (They were the guys who abducted him when he was a baby.)

Mari jumps out to defend Adrien and gets beat the shit out of, but the guys left injured.

“Mari” Adrien said flipping the unconscious (Probably dead) girl on her back.

“No.” he cried into his knees facing away from the girl

Mari groans as she gets up, Adrien gasps

He throws his arms out and accidentally slaps her lightly as he goes of a big hug.

“Ow! Let go, let go.” she said before falling back in pain

“Sorry. Sorry”

She groaned as she propped herself on her knees.

“I thought you were going back to paris?” Adrien asked

“I was.” Mari said

“You didn’t take the–”

“I couldn’t.”

“Why?”

Mari leans closer to the blonde boy. “Because… I-”

Adrien started pulling Mari into a kiss

Pooka meows with the crown around his neck.

“Oh…” Mari said before taking the crown off the cat’s neck. She holds in in her hands as she looks at Adrien. They both stand up. “They’re waiting for you.”

He take it from the dark haired girl.

JUMPPPPP CUTTTTTTTT

The king puts down the crown made for his son, picking up a note in a room full of guards and servants looking for his son.

Dear father and mother,

Wish me luck. We’ll be together in London again soon.

Love, your son, Adrien Agreste.  

The king passed it to his wife she read it over quickly

“Oh! They’ve eloped! Isn’t it romantic? It’s a perfect ending!”

The king smiled. “No. It’s a perfect beginning.”

The queen goes by his side as the gaze at the stars knowing that their son will be back.

ANOTHER JUMP CUT

Adrien (still in full prince attire) and Mari are ballroom dancing and then kissing (much to Pookas disgust) on a boat taking them back to paris, but just for a bit, they need to meet a lovely dark haired young woman’s parents.

Adrien picked her up (bridal style) and spun her in circles, Marinette couldn’t contain her giggles.

“Don’t worry London,” Adrien shouted out to the air “We will be back soon!”

Fin

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Someone goes back in time to make sure adrien’s parents never meet and he goes back to get them together Au

(DISCLAIMER: They are ladybug and chat noir)

Somehow an akuma gets time travel power (Like a time machine, not like time breaker)

They hate Adrien and are all salty and they’re all like “Ha Adrien Agreste i’m going back in time to stop your parents from meeting!”

Adrien and Mari (both transformed) (plus alya and nino cause the get sucked in for some reason) go back in time to 1986 (Both of his parents are 24)

And because the go back in time Adrien and Mari get EXPOSED (Because 16 years ago they didn’t have their kwami) and the gang freaks out for a bit and then adrien’s like “Yo i’m really happy Mari’s ladybug but the akuma kinda wants me dead.”

Adrien’s parents meet at a coffee shop when Gabriel was just a broke design student. (Mama Agreste’s name will be Mia for the sake of the woman having a name)

But the akuma messes it up and thinks that their work is done.

BUTTTT the squad breaks into a concert that Gabe and Mia are going to.

AND 80’S CLOTHES SO THEY FIT IN AND THEY LOOK FIERCE

Adrien notices that he’s slowly disappearing.

Mari, Alya and Nino go out into the crowd to try to push the two together

Adrien hijacking the finale performance.

He pulls a Brian in ‘Meet the Quagmires’  

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWNNNNNNN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOUUUUUUU

Mia and Gabe walk towards each other thanks to Nino, Mari and Alya’s coaching.

They first meet and Gabriel is like “I know this sounds weird but… can I kiss you?”

“Yes you may”

They leave the concert to go on a real date.

Adrien isn’t disappearing!!

Mari and Adrien kiss in the V-J Day in Times Square style and a photographer gets it.

Because the akuma fails they go back to their time.

Ladybug captures the akuma, blah blah blah

The next day they go to school the next day and they do modern history.

“And here class (on the projector) is a picture from 1986 that got famous for being an inspiration for Gabriel Agreste’s first very popular clothes line. As you see the three pictures are taken as the boy leans in for the kiss. As you can see this was also very popular because it was an interracial couple kissing very similar to the V-J day kiss.” AND ITS ADRIEN AND MARI KISSING BACK IN THE 80’S AND THEY ARE TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT.

“Nino, Alya, Marinette, and Adrien do you have a comment about this photo?”

Alya dying laughing “No-no we, were good.”

The whole class is like ‘Wtf guys what’s so funny?’

The squad just giggles the rest of the lesson and almost gets kicked out like 70 times.

When class is over Adrien picks up Mari and just runs the fuck out

And is adorable. And everyones like WTF? What happened since yesterday like Mari couldn’t even talk to him and now the are like a couple???

And someone’s like “Hey that couple from the picture kinda look like Mari and Adrien”

Everyone: “…… Nah!”

Fin

[weekendwarriorblog]

30 Minute Experiment: Kids #30ME

Okay, let’s do this. I feel a bit unfocused today, but I’m quickly learning that these topics are just popping into my head from some subconscious editor that just throws a word/topic into my head randomly sometime in the 24 hours between #30MEs, and then I feel obligated to write about said topic.

So yeah... kids. Boy, this is a loaded topic if there ever is one because as an older single male, I cannot say the words “I love kids” without anyone expecting something creepy or weird. Single people my age are not supposed to love kids in any way or fashion unless a.) It’s their own kids or b.) They’re grandparents. The problem is that a statement like that almost always takes on a creepy sexual connotation thanks to the thousands of sick individuals out there who have just made it so awkward and uncomfortable to make a statement like that. I’m not just talking about the likes of Michael Jackson or R Kelly or Catholic priests here but also those who have been an active part of #CancelCulture who immediately think the worst whenever someone makes a statement that doesn’t connect with their own world view.

For instance, I can’t post the statement, “I love kids,” on any sort of social media without someone either misconstruing it as something in the worst and most predatory way possible. If you know me at all, you’ll know that I have no sexual interest in anyone in any way -- it’s the very definition of being asexual -- but that wouldn’t stop someone from being weird about it. That’s probably because we do live in a society where there are so many predatory creeps who you seriously can’t trust your kids around... 

Let me backtrack here because I should probably have prefaced today’s experiment by saying that I’ve always wanted to have kids. Just like with the topic of marriage earlier, it was something I’ve wanted when I was a kid myself because my relationship with my father was just so bad (only back then), and I always would think, “When I have kids, I’m going to be a much better father.” I was dead-set on proving that I could deal with my own kids better than my father could deal with me.

Granted, I was definitely a handful as a kid and even worse when I became a teenager. Heck, I probably was a nightmare, constantly punching my first through walls and windows and doing all sorts of constructive damage to houses where we lived (and probably were rent? I’m not sure.)

If you’ve also read previous installments of this then you already know that I can’t have kids, one of the “side effects” of the stem cell transplant I had to improve my immune system post-leukemia.  Thankfully, I have a lot of friends with kids, some who have had kids since I first met them, and it’s nice seeing them grow as people when they become parents. 

Since I have already resigned to the fact I’ll probably never be married and never have kids, it does leave this empty vacuum in me because I do really like kids. I mean, it’s fun playing games with younger kids as I did with my nephews when we could do all sorts of rambunctious games that would usually involve beating the living crap out of their uncle... but at a certain point ,they got too big and I couldn’t do that anymore since I would get seriously injured.

One of the reason I generally love being around kids though is that they have such an interesting unbiased worldview that hasn’t been affected by decades of cynicism that almost always creeps in as soon as we get to high school. (See previous writing on that subject.)

Kids are REALLY smart these days, even the younger kids when they are 4, 5 and 6, and it’s amazing to see how much smarter and worldly they have become just by having something like the internet to help them grow and learn about the world. In some ways, it almost makes parenting and teachers obsolete, but as we’ve been seeing lately, keeping up school work via Zoom while maintaining social distancing has become something the country has embraced by necessity.

Oh, I wanted to give an example of how interesting kids are and why it sometimes saddens me that I haven’t and may never experience the joys of being a parent. A friend, who’ll know she is if she reads this, has a son who I think was 7 last year. Well, he had a tablet/phone of some kind and when I visited them last year, he was playing a building game (sort of like a primitive version of Minecraft) but the idea of it is that you’re supposed to build a prison and you have to populate it with all the necessities to keep the inmates from rioting. I know, it sounds like a crazy game for a 7 year old if you think about prison in the real world with actual riots, factions, deaths, violence, etc... but this kid is so smart that his obssession with the game as well as LEGO building could lead to all sorts of amazing occupations in his future from architecture and building design to development and maybe even politics. To me, that’s pretty damn amazing and I think the sky is the limit for this kid, who I have had to fortune to see at different stages of his life and development over the years.

Maybe it’s cause my nephews are both over 18 and out in the real world that they don’t feel as interesting to me, but that’s what contributes to my constant interest in kids that unfortunately, due to the warranted fears I mentioned earlier, it’s not an interest I can really foster. I’m certainly not going to try to become a teacher at my age, because I feel the only thing I can teach at this particular age is how to do everything in life completely “wrong.” I mean, that’s probably subjective since there shouldn’t really be a “right” or “wrong” way to do life.

Shit... I just checked to see how much time I have left and realized I forgot to hit “Start” on my timer, only the second time i’ve done that but generally know when I started so I’ll give this another five minutes or so.

Going back to kids and learning and their growth and development, I’m trying to think of my own youth and how I learned and grew by playing and listening to music and reading comics. Maybe they didn’t teach me anything except to love both things well into my adulthood, but I like talking to my friends who are parents about how their kids are growing and developing since it’s nice to know that all of them seem to be doing things right. I just never feel as if I can do what half of them are doing right now in terms of maintaining a certain lifestyle and still being able to insure their kids can grow up and develop in a happy and exploratory way. Honestly, I have no idea how you do it but I’m perpetually impressed. 

There’s clearly something good and great that kids bring to the world, including new ideas, new visions and new ways of thinking that hopefully will insure that the world will only get better rather than much, much worse... which right now, it just seems to be going that way. 

I’m gonna assume that my time is almost up so will end this early... kudos and congrats to my friends with kids who have had to go through this with them, and I’m glad you’re able to spend even more time with them.