#trust me I'm a scientist

[chaos-otter]

Transphobes be so quick to say, "it's in your DNA!" Well, babe, I checked, and the only things in my DNA are deoxyribose, phosphate groups, purines, and pyrimidines, soooooo

[thelordofshrimp]

worst thing gymtok has done is make women think they should look cute while lifting

[misswoozi]

Who has shiny Magikarp vibes and who has shiny Gyarados vibes?

Jungkook and Dino are both shiny Magikarp and then Yuju and Minho are shiny Gyarados

[feroluce]

That one couples meme

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

Yes you're "following" me, but would you let me preform human testing on you? It's for science, I promise

[winterwrites23]

Just bought a lab coat for school today and I felt so smart when I put it on 😂😂😂

[melonisopod]

I take back every mean thing I said about Sakurai. She gets an award for the part where Abe no Seimei roasts the shit out of Ashiya Douman via text message.

“Ashiya Douman you stupid little bitchass clown. You complete fucking fool. You utter dumbfuck imbecile. I am laughing at you even as I type these words,”

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

I'm done with the best flying animal poll, ftr, I divided the non-mammal biased vote too much and I just can't deal with these ignorant people in my notes anymore. so no more reblogs or discourse on that.

I'm so tired, you guys. I'm so tired.

[badbugbotblood]

TIL that my propensity for making squeaking/chirping sounds does, indeed, fall under vocal stimming

[clochanamarc]

aisling being yanked into a kiss is wonderful but consider, 5'2 aisling yanking UR muse into the most breath-stealing, head-reeling, heart-obliterating kiss ever, her hand buried in their hair, her other hand against the small of their back, while the world descends into chaos around them??

bonus: aisling being briefly disillusioned until ur muse gives her a small word of encouragement, and THEN the Kiss Of All Kisses happens, and as they pull apart, her eyes open again, and this time there's a look of perfect and absolute determination in her eyes as she sets out to save the world for your muse.

[completeoveranalysis]

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FISH AND RAIN FANTASTIC

THANKS xxxHOLiC THIS IS EXACTLY THE MOOD I CRAVED

[susartwork]

Muni: Hi I'm here, to bring back a cat but I've lost *head*

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[shy-forceghost]

Dr. Salvius talking about things from the other realm: "This a quantum expression of a Newtonian force :0 "

Also Dr. Salvius:

[feroluce]

What do you mean you deal w/ blood for a living????? Are you like a blood donation nurse or something?? Cuz like what else has you dealing w/ so much blood???

Close! I'm actually a medical scientist! 💉

Some people with my qualifications actually do work in blood donation centers, but I prefer the excitement of busy hospital laboratories, it feels more fulfilling. I like to run around and keep occupied all night, otherwise the shift just DRAGS ugh.

Basically, whenever you go to the ER, and the nurses draw your blood or tell you to pee in a cup? They bring all of that to me, and I'm the one that runs all the testing on it! So I deal with a LOT of blood all night every night. ☆

[robotsprinkles]

my mum likes to do this thing where she'll say "you're an adult now so you can make your own choices and if you disagree with me or your dad on our decisions you can tell us"

but the moment I say "hey. I want to take a gap/break year from uni to get myself in order and build the skills I need and recover from the last few years of everything"

she goes "yep. nope. you can't do that [insert whichever reason she's decided on this year]"

and I'm just sitting here wishing she 'd either stick to her word or just. not lie to me for once.

[acorn-squash-writes]

Image description: This is a traditional-media black-and-white comic.

A glass of water sits on a table.

A child (the artist at a young age) reaches for it, but is interrupted by a frantic cry: “Wait! Don’t drink that!”

Brother Bart (a weird little monk) cups his hands around his mouth, saying, “It could be poisoned.”

The child says, “I’m eight. Who would poison me?”

Bart shrugs. “Enemies? IDK.”

Standing directly behind the glass of water so that it magnifies his eye, he continues, “What matters is that you must decontaminate it with a ritual.”

The child retorts, “Well that doesn’t sound very scientific.”

Bart, who is suddenly much taller than the viewer, replies menacingly, “That so?”

A magical girl transformation sequence ensues. Bart presses his hands together in prayer. He’s surrounded by sparkles. His silhouette dances among polynucleotide chains and viruses. Finally, he magically dons a shiny black glove.

“Well, how about now?” Bart says. He’s now dressed as a mad scientist, with a stethoscope, goggles, protective clothes, and the aforementioned gloves. His tonsure now stands up on end.

Bart’s hands move as he performs the ritual. The child copies him, saying, “Pttchheouh!” and complaining, “This is so stupid.” Bart replies, “Yes but if you don’t do this you won’t be able to neutralize the poison and you will DIE.” He adds, “Trust me, I’m a scientist.”

not a scrupulosity thing but how could I resist drawing a magical monk transformation scene

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