#truly the two edges of the spectrum gkdkgks

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Can you do the worm question with my boi Statler?!

Statler snorts a laugh, covers their mouth the back of their hand and wills their giggles to disappear—it’s almost a majestic display of self-control. When you lightheartedly glare at them, Statler swiftly placates you, says, “Sorry. Sorry. You caught me off guard. That was very cute.”

“Is that a no?” you pout.

“If you were a worm...” Statler thinks their answer for a few seconds.

Then, they seem to come up with an appropriate(ly embarrassing response), and they wrap your arms around your waist, squeeze lightly and continue, “If you were a worm— I would make you a little worm-bed in a little worm-house and I would tell you little worm-stories and kiss your little worm-forehead.”

Statler nods, satisfied by their own response. They look up/down at you expectantly—like a puppy.

You stare back at them and ask, “What if I’m a big worm?”

Statler looks like they really want to laugh. Again.