#triple h x plus size! reader

[take-taker-taken]

hi can you do ABA!taker x over dressed plus size!reader. Their just walking around backstage and she’s in a full face of makeup and some pretty dress. You can add some smut if you’d like :) Thank you!

OK, here we go! I might have got a bit carried away with the smut…

All Dressed Up

You’re aware of the sideways glances and the double takes that are thrown your way as you both wander through the maze of concrete hallways. Your heels click on the floor, heralding your progress and when heads turn to look they see him first - hard not to, given his stature. Pushing seven feet and with neatly clipped red hair, he’s every bit as huge as he looks on TV and even in your heels you only just graze his shoulder. He holds tightly to your hand as you make your way along and makes the occasional check down on you, just to make sure all is well.

You hadn’t been sure what to wear at first - not as if you were going to be on camera or anything like that, but you wanted to look and feel good. People still raise eyebrows about your relationship though wouldn’t dare say anything out loud. It sure pisses off a lot of ring rats who clearly operate under the misconception that no one would pick anything other than them. Taker treats them with disdain and positively delights in your generous curves - barely a minute goes by when he’s not touching you in some way or another. With that in mind, you’ve chosen a classic little black dress with gold glitter through it that creates a subtle sparkle. It’s got a small split to mid thigh, and a keyhole detail to the front that gives a tantalising glimpse of your ample cleavage.

You slow to a halt near a sign that directs people to the on-site office and he twists his hand so that you step with your back to the wall.

“I won’t be more than a couple minutes,” He says. “Just need to find out whether the finish changed.”

“It’s fine. I’ll be right here,” You say with a smile and a small shrug.

A small growl rumbles in the back of his throat and and he moves in close. “Guess I’d better give you somethin’ to be goin’ on with,” he says and then leans down and crushes his lips to yours.

You wrap your arms around his waist as you return the kiss just as enthusiastically, your tongue dancing with his as people continue to pass by, no doubt staring as they go. You don’t care. He gives you a last peck to the lips before disappearing through the door and content with the taste of him in your mouth you patiently await his return, taking the moment to touch up your lipstick with a small mirror from your purse. By the time you’re tucking it away the door opens again and he strides out, swooping an arm down around your middle.

“Everything OK?” He asks, brushing a few strands of hair away from your face.

“Mmhmm,” you nod and then give a smile and small wave to Triple H as he walks by before looking back up. “Gonna get all possessive now?” You say, as you see his eyes track the other man’s progress down the hall.

“Do I need to?” He counters, looking back down at you.

You slide a hand across and stroke over his upper thigh through the blue denim. “I wouldn’t mind if you did…”

“Is that right…” He mutters and then he squeezes your ass cheek - hard - with one big hand. He leans down and you feel a rush of lust when his goatee scratches your neck as he speaks right into your ear. “I could take you right here, baby, but let’s find somewhere where a little more private.”

He stands straight again and grabs your hand, setting off down the hallway with purpose. Getting somewhere with him is never simple as so many people want to speak with him. He always spares a minute because that’s just the way he is, but he keeps conversations short and a firm arm around your waist. Eventually you make it to his dressing room and he kicks the door shut after ushering you inside. He takes a seat on the low couch and beckons you over, his eyes roving hungrily over your form as you move towards him. You stand between his spread legs and he smirks up at you as he reaches for the hem of your dress. He squeezes your thighs and then carefully eases the material up until it’s bunched around your waist, letting out a low whistle as your garter belt comes into view.

“Baby, you tryin’ to kill me?” He runs his fingers over the belt, tracing down to the lacy stocking tops. “Get on in here,” he adds, reaching one arm around to pull you in closer while his other reaches for your panties, moving them to one side.

Your hand comes down to clutch at his hair as you feel his long tongue teasing your labia. It traces all around, alternating between broad strokes and the very tip flicking over your clit. There’s a brief pause when, clearly tired of holding them out of the way, he grabs your panties with both hands and rips them clean through which enables him to cast them aside completely. Obstruction removed, he dives back in and you grind against his face knowing that it won’t take much of this to make you cum.

He positively growls against your mound as he eats you and your knees start to feel weak. He pauses briefly and glances up just as you look down to see why he’s stopped. He grins and licks his lips before giving you a wink. “Feels good huh, baby?”

You nod frantically and with your hand still in his hair try to urge him back to action. “Don’t stop… want you to make me cum…”

He chuckles and then renews his efforts, circling your clit with the very tip of his tongue. Your head falls back as you move your hips in counterpoint, rapidly heading towards the peak.

“Fuck… gonna cum… fuuuck!” You clutch his head tightly as you ride out the waves of pleasure and eyes closed, you lean back slightly into his hold. Your chest heaves and then when you feel him moving about you look down and find that he’s worked his jeans open. Understanding, you climb on to the couch and kneel astride him, allowing room for him to get the jeans and shorts down to his knees.

He looks up at you and then nods down to his hard dick. “Hop on, baby. Let me enjoy all this properly,” he says, plucking the straps of the garter belt.

Without missing a beat you slide down until he’s fully sheathed in you and then circle your hips before placing your hands on his shoulders so that you can move up and down. He places his big hands on your ass to help you settle into a rhythm that pleases you both.

“Damn, but you’re beautiful,” he says. “All made up, nice dress, proper lingerie… and bouncing on my dick.”

You lean forward and capture his mouth for a kiss, moaning at the sweet taste of yourself that’s still on his lips and tongue before you slide one hand down to stroke your clit.

“Yeah, that’s it,” he says, breaking the kiss and murmuring against your lips. “Play with that little nub while I fuck you.” He mouths at your breasts through the material of your dress and the gentle bites are gearing everything up.

“I’m gonna cum again…” You manage to say and he hums with pleasure and steps up the pace of his thrusts as he wraps his arms around you.

“That’s it, baby… cum all over my dick - wanna feel you squeezing me when I shoot, c’mon…”You cry out as the second orgasm hits you and he’s thrusting up so hard and fast that you could swear your teeth are rattling in your head. “Fuck! That’s it - oh, fuck yeah…unnngh!”

You fall forwards against him, hearing his heart thumping and he continues to hold you tight as you both come down from the peak.

“Are you supposed to do that before a match?” You ask eventually, with a small wriggle.

Laughter rumbles in his chest and he kisses your head. “It’ll bring me good luck, baby.” You straighten up again and carefully get to your feet, bracing your hands on his knees for stability before giving him a small smile.

“Remind me to make you get possessive more often.”

END.

[heelbucks]

hunter encouraging his s/o to completely sit on his whole face. she's afraid she's too thicc for it. he does not care.

“babygirl, i really don’t care that you think you’re too big. i’ll gladly go out if it means pleasuring my girl. now hop up before i make you take a seat.” 

[rawiswhore]

Various WWF Wrestlers x Fem Reader- “Hit It From the Back”

In September of 1998, D Generation X did a commercial with the Undertaker and Kane, where they played tennis against those two.

You've seen what DX did behind the scenes when the cameras weren't rolling, and they were pretending to spank each other with a tennis racket, which gave you an idea.

However, this idea isn't complete without Shawn Michaels, who isn't in the WWF this month, sadly, but luckily, by the end of 1998, Shawn was back in the WWF again, this time as

Not just that, but 2 sexy newcomers, one named Christian, the other named Test, had joined the WWF.

The Hardy Boyz were back in the WWF again, and Billy Gunn's hair has grown longer, how wonderful is that?

By the end of 1998, December or November of that year to be exact, when you had some free time, you walked over to these wrestlers you wanted to invite to your rendezvous and shared your plan with them, as well as asked them if they're available.

They loved this idea, but hopefully they won't get in trouble for it.

You also told them to slightly dress how they dress in the WWF and even act like the characters they play in the WWF, although you told Val Venis not to dress in his signature towel wrapped around his thighs since it's cold outside, as well as told Christian to not dress in that puffy long sleeved white shirt and tights combo he wears on "Monday Night Raw".

Plus, Christian doesn't have to play his vampire character in the WWF.

Not to mention, Shawn doesn't have to wear those suits he's been wearing on "Monday Night Raw" at the end of 1998, he can go dressed like he did in the summer of 1998 this year when he made guest appearances on "Raw".

You also told Shawn to let his hair down and not be tied back in a ponytail, you prefer him when his hair is laying down.

You ushered them to a nearby tennis court, which was luckily empty, and brought a big tennis bag with you.

You walked up to the slick wooden bench by the court and placed the bag on top of that bench, where you pulled the zipper all the way down, opening that bag.

When you walked up to that bench, your nipples were poking out of your bikini top over how cold it is outside, though it was cold inside as well.

Before you could do anything, you started to take your bikini top off, untying the strings apart behind your back and neck, and placed that bikini top in the bag.

It might be getting cold at the end of 1998, but like Cardi B says, a ho never gets cold.

As you took your bikini top off, these wrestlers you've invited spread ear to ear smiles on their faces, roaring "yyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" and making some cheesy wolf whistles at you.

You were smiling naughtily, taking your top off cheekily as if you're doing a striptease.

After your top was in the bag, you pulled out a tennis racket with one hand and a fuzzy tennis ball with the other.

These wrestlers you've invited followed you, pulling out tennis rackets out of the bag, where you zipped the bag up after they all got a racket.

You walked over to an empty part of the court, whereas these male wrestlers walked over to the opposite side of the court you were standing on.

Once they were all standing in front of you, you threw the ball in the air and quickly lifted your racket up, the racket you were holding swiftly hit the ball, where the ball fell to the other side of the court.

One of the other wrestlers feet scrambled up to that tennis ball, trying to hit that ball before it goes out of bounds, and luckily the racket hit the ball towards your side of the court.

You quickly fired back by swerving and hitting the ball with your racket, your skirt going up when you leaped up from the ground, the ball going back to the wrestler's side of the court.

You wore no underwear underneath your skirt and that was one of your intentions.

You and these wrestlers shot back at each other trying to hit that ball, running up to the ball and hitting it with a racket.

These wrestlers noticed how you weren't wearing any panties under your skirt, which made them grin from ear to ear, roaring out "yyyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaahhh!" and making a few "wolf whistles" at you, like when you took your bikini top off.

There's a reason why you're playing tennis topless and without panties, try to guess why.

When you were kicking their asses in tennis, you were hopping up and down, letting your tits bounce up and down, sometimes even shaking your tits back and forth.

You were intentionally doing this to sexually arouse these men standing across from you, and it was working, they roaring and smiling in delight, sounding like they did when you took your bikini top off.

You actually don't care about playing tennis, you want these wrestlers to see your tits bouncing up and down and you without panties, even though they've seen your tits bouncing up and down and you without panties before.

While playing tennis is fun and all, you don't just wanna play tennis with them.

"Hey boys!" you shouted. "I don't wanna play tennis anymore"

You raised your voice so they can hear you.

You've told them other plans you have for this moment, and they know what comes next.

You walked up to the other opposite side of the court where these wrestlers were standing and stopped in front of the tennis net, gripping onto the top of the net.

Triple H, Christian, Shawn, Billy, Jeff and Val walked up to you, whereas Test walked around to the opposite side of the court, where you previously played tennis.

When Jeff was very close to you, he crouched down on the ground, until his head was in between your thighs.

Test, meanwhile, walked up to in front of you despite him being on the opposite side of the court.

"Test" you said to him, your eyes looking up at him and your finger running up and down his chest. "You wear a size 14 shoe, that's a pretty big size"

Test was staring down at you with his towering height, your hand caressing up and down his chest.

"Y'know what they say about men with big feet?" you asked him. "That men with big feet have big cocks"

One of your hands slid down his pants, where your hand could feel his erection.

"And since we're playing tennis" you chirped "Can I play with your balls?"

Your hands gently squeezed his balls, which made him smile and chuckle at you, and you smiled right back at him.

You don't just wanna play with Test's balls, you wanna play with these other wrestlers' balls as well.

Speaking of those other wrestlers, when they were standing right behind you and close to you, Triple H and Shawn Michaels grabbed the bottom of your skirt and lifted it up, exposing your bare naked ass without any panties underneath, not even a thong.

These wrestlers eyes grew wild seeing your naked ass.

Triple H (or any other wrestler) could always pull your skirt down to your ankles, but Jeff's head is in between your thighs, though Jeff could move his head out of the way when your skirt's sliding down your ankles.

One of your hands is unbuckling Test's belt, where you pulled his pants down slightly until his genitals were exposed out in the open.

The upper half of your body bent down into Test's genitals, letting his cock enter your open mouth, where you proceeded to suck his dick, your lips wrapped around his shaft.

When you sucked his cock, one of your hands was cupping his balls, where they gently squeezed his nuts.

Jeff Hardy, on the other hand, his tongue was roaming up your pussy, tasting your salty twat.

Since you're busy sucking cock right now and sticking your ass out in front of these other wrestlers, now's the time to do it.

Triple H pulled his racket a few inches back, only to quickly and swiftly crash his racket's into one of your ass cheeks, the strings on his racket pressing your ass cheek and flattening it.

When that racket hit your ass, it made you jump and yelp a bit, your ass stinging from him spanking your ass.

You really hope that Jeff doesn't get hurt when these wrestlers spank your ass with that racket, considering he's in between your legs eating your twat out.

Triple H then pulled that racket away from your ass, the racket's net leaving a red checkered pattern on your ass which hopefully will go away soon.

Shawn was the next one to spank your ass, hitting your other ass cheek with the tennis racket he's holding as well.

Your ass stung when the rackets smacked your ass, the strings digging into the flesh of your ass cheeks.

Shawn pulled the racket away from your ass, where he proceeded to try to slide your skirt down.

Triple H saw Shawn try to slide your skirt down one of your legs, so Triple H followed and helped slide your skirt down.

Jeff could eventually feel and notice your skirt sliding down your legs, so he moved his head out of the way so your skirt can glide down your legs.

Triple H and Shawn like a team pulled your skirt all the way down to your ankles, exposing more of your ass to these men.

Their eyes grew wild seeing your ass, smiling from ear to ear and roaring "yyyyyyeaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!" and even making some wolf whistles at you.

Once your skirt was at your ankles, Jeff buried his face into your twat, licking at your pussy.

These wrestlers behind you, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn, Val Venis and Christian, all proceeded to smack and spank your ass with the tennis rackets they're holding.

Your ass was turning pink from them smacking your ass, getting a checkered print on both of your ass cheeks.

After Triple H smacked your ass with a tennis racket, Val Venis smacked your butt with a racket right after, only for Christian to quickly hit your ass with a racket.

They were unleashing their fury when they spanked your ass with those rackets, holding the rackets horizontally in their hands.

You were trying not to cry and yelp while they spanked your ass.

Meanwhile, while you're busy sucking on Test's cock, precum is spilling out of his penis head's slit, your mouth is there to swallow and gulp that precum down.

The pad of your thumb is making circles on his scrotum, over one of his nuts.

He lifted his hand and placed it on top of your head, lacing his fingers through your hair.

He was enjoying you blowing him off as well as playing with your nuts, he could nearly lean his head back and get into this moment.

Heh, no wonder in the next decade he wanted to call his fans "Testicles".

Get it? TEST-icles?

When these men behind you are smacking your ass with those tennis rackets, they spanking you are pushing you into Test's genitals.

Jeff's tongue is roaming all over your twat, tasting your cunt, sometimes flicking and licking his tongue on your clit, the most sensitive part of your body.

While you're getting smacked on the ass and getting your pussy eaten,  you're moaning while Test's cock is in your mouth, your mouth buzzing around his shaft.

Test leaned his head back, his eyes rolling in the back of his head over how good this feels.

Are you going to get arrested for indecent exposure as well as having sex in public?

You really hope not.

Wonder if other wrestlers are gonna go outside and look at you get spanked while you suck cock and have your twat eaten out?

Just as long as they don't call the police.

Your mouth is going up Test's shaft while you suck his dick, and while you're bending there topless, you've gotta ask this question.

You pulled yourself up from Test's cock, much to his dismay, so you could ask these men behind you a question.

"Guys!" you interrupted, turning your head and looking at the men behind you. "Y'wanna suck both of my tits?"

They all smiled from ear to ear hearing that, nodding their heads.

"However, only 2 men will suck on both of my tits" you reminded them.  "But you'll all get a turn"

"Who are the 2 men?" Christian asked.

"Shawn and Triple H" you replied.

Shawn and Triple H smiled hearing this, considering they're both close friends.

They leaned into your breasts, where they proceeded to start sucking your tits.

Wonder if they could suck your tits while spanking your ass?

You, on the other hand, went back to what you were doing, sucking on Test's cock, sucking up any precum that spills out of his slit or down his shaft.

While the other wrestlers behind you are disappointed they won't see your tits, they've already seen your breasts before, even a few minutes ago, so they shouldn't be disappointed.

These wrestlers behind you, meanwhile, continued to spank and smack your ass with those tennis rackets.

While you were sucking on Test's penis, your eyes were keeping a lookout at your bag on the bench, so no one will steal it.

As you're getting hit in the ass with various tennis rackets as well as getting your tits sucked and cunt eaten, you're moaning and whimpering while having a cock inside your mouth.

The tips of Shawn and Triple H's tongues are running around in circles on your areolas while they suck your breasts.

Not just that, but even while they were busy sucking and licking your tits, they still proceeded to try to smack your ass while holding tennis rackets.

You can feel Triple H and Shawn's breath on your nipples and areolas, and their warm breaths are making your clit jump start.

Even though it's cold outside, these men are heating you up while you're naked.

Test is filling your stomach up with his precum thanks to you swallowing his precum up.

Shawn and Triple H are making you wetter as they suck and lick your nipples, so wet, you feel like your pussy will release cum out of its pores.

You aren't faking an orgasm, you really are moaning while Jeff is eating your twat out and have the 2 former leaders of DX (and arguably the most famous members of that faction) suck your nipples.

They're building you up like you're riding a rollercoaster and about to reach the top.

Pretty soon, your twat leaked some cum out of your pussy hole, your clit pounding and beating like a heartbeat when it happened.

However, it's not done yet until someone else cums, try to guess who?

You've been sucking on Test's cock for quite a long time, and pretty soon, he jizzed inside your mouth, only for you to swallow all that cum in your mouth.

Your mouth is trying to suck and clean off all the cum off of his shaft.

While these men are beating your ass with those tennis rackets, you're getting these very ugly patterns on your ass cheeks thanks to the nets of these rackets slightly engraved on your cheeks.

But don't worry, they'll go away soon.

Once your tongue didn't seem to taste any cum on his shaft or penishead, you pulled your face away from his genitals.

You're really tempted into sucking on his nuts, though these other wrestlers will probably find it nasty that you'll suck their cocks after you sucked someone's balls, and you don't know whether or not how his scrotum tastes.

"Test" you said "I'm really tempted to suck your nuts, considering we're on a tennis court and I've asked to play with your balls"

Test's beady eyes grew wild, he slightly jumped back in surprise.

These other wrestlers heard what you said, they got a little shocked hearing that, though considering you're standing outside completely naked, they really shouldn't be so surprised.

"I'm afraid these other men won't want their dicks sucked after I sucked your balls" you confessed, thumbing to the men behind you. "And your nuts might taste nasty"

Test shrugged his shoulders.

"Do whatever you want" he suggested.

Maybe another day, even tomorrow.

"I won't do it" you decided "Maybe tomorrow we can do that"

He nodded his head, understanding you.

You ordered Test to walk around the tennis net to where you're standing, whereas you ordered Jeff Hardy to get out from in between your legs.

He moved himself from in between your legs, where he stood up.

Since you told Test to move to where he previously is, guess that means Triple H and Shawn have to move themselves, so they pulled themselves away from your breasts, your nipples leaving their mouths.

You told Jeff Hardy now it's his turn to get a blowjob and Test's turn to eat your pussy out, so now Test crouched down on the ground and put his hands on your hips, where he lifted you up and placed your pussy on his mouth, where he proceeded to lick your twat.

Test is the tallest out of all of these men, that's why he lifted you up.

Hopefully you won't suffocate him when you sit on his face.

You can feel his facial hair bristling on your pussy while you sit on his mouth.

You slid your hand down Jeff's pants, where he was busy unzipping and unbuckling his pants, pulling his pants and boxers down until he exposed his genitals to you.

You then told Val Venis and Billy Gunn they're next to suck your tits, so they walked up to your breasts and started sucking on both of them.

You bent down to Jeff's genitals and started sucking onto his cock, as well as cupped his nuts with your hand, fondling and squeezing your nuts.

While you gave head to Jeff, Shawn and Triple H as well as Christian proceeded to spank and beat your ass with the nets of tennis rackets.

Val and Billy, too, tried to smack and spank your ass while they sucked your nipples.

You wish Rob Van Dam could be here, he's so damn sexy.

Later on, each of these wrestlers surrounding you all got chances to eat your pussy and suck your tits as well as got their cocks sucked.

When Triple H, Shawn, Billy, Christian, Jeff and Val got their cocks sucked, all of them shouted "suck it!" while doing DX's crotch chop.

You swallowed all of their precum as well as jizz in general.

Sometimes, you wrapped your fingers around their shafts and used their cocks like a lipstick, rubbing the tips of their penis heads across your lips, getting their sperm on your lips.

Looking at this orgy, you'd love for them to cum on your face and maybe even your tits, you also would love for them to fuck you on the tennis court, but maybe next time this will happen.

Surprisingly, this orgy doesn't have Jim Cornette, an iconic, legendary wrestling manager notorious for holding a tennis racket.

Though Jim Cornette hates you and thinks you're a ho, and you're not sexually attracted to him on the outside.

This orgy might even be better if other people were watching it, though thank goodness you didn't get arrested for indecent exposure.

And unlike the Undertaker vs. DX playing tennis commercial, this will not play on television.

Even though Val Venis is pretty hot, someone like Rob Van Dam is way hotter, and sometimes, you imagined Rob Van Dam spanking you with a tennis racket as well as suck your tit, suck his cock and eat your twat out.

You also imagined Shawn in the summer of 1998 and in 1997 sometimes spanking you with a tennis racket as well as suck your nipple, eat your twat and while you gave him oral sex, that was the hottest Shawn has ever looked by far, not to mention imagined Triple H at the beginning of 1998 spanking you, eat your twat, suck your tit and while you sucked his cock.

Though, Triple H looked hot again at the end of 1998, so did Shawn.

[exi-dentally]

Sore Losers - Kim Taehyung x Reader

Title: Sore Losers Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Reader Prompt: “You’re seriously going to make me sleep on the couch because I BEAT YOU IN MONOPOLY!?“ Rating: Fluffy !!!!

Everything was silent.

The room was dark.

"Guess the power went out." A male's voice rang through the room, various footsteps were heard, bumping into furniture, an opening of a cabinet, dragging of metal and a strike of a match. "Tae," A girl's voice called, a little bit father away from the boy's current location. "Instead of lighting the match and failing miserably, we have a lighter in the kitchen." "But this is faster and we can resume our game." The male responded, taking out a another match and ran it quickly against the sandpaper. "Let there be light!" He exclaimed as the candle lit slowly, the flame glowing bigger and brighter as oxygen had hit it. Taehyung's face glowed in the light, holding out the candleholder out to light his path as he walked. "You know, jagi, I think we need more than one candle..." "You think?" She replied and got up, holding out her hands in front of her to feel her way through the room she was in. "I think the rest are somewhere," Her voice drifted off as she moved farther away from the room they were in. "Upstairs?" She then held onto the banister. As she put her foot slowly and cautiously on the first carpeted step, strong, muscular arms wrapped around her midsection. "You'll hurt yourself if you go upstairs." "But that's where all the candles are." She replied in the same aegyo voice he had used on her. "So I have to go upstairs." "We can just use flashlights." "Those are old and we don't even know if the batteries still work. I have to buy more Triple A batteries over at the Dollarama." "It's worth a shot, though," Taehyung replied, burying his face in the back of her neck. He was almost like a little doggy in a way. "I don't want you hurt." "You weirdo, I won't get hurt climbing a bunch of stairs." "In the dark, you will." "Fine," She quickly gave in, sighing and turning slightly, so that she could see the outline of Taehyung's face in the dark. "Flashlights it is."

Flashlights were now on, placed on their cylindrical bases, around various places in the room - which happened to be the dining room - like on top of the cabinet, a few scattered around the game board, and some littering the table."I wonder where we get all the flashlights." The girl mumbled, as she shook the dice in her enclosed hand. She then tossed them a couple centimeters in front of her and picked up her player piece, which was a sack of money - her lucky player piece - and moved it the amount of spaces the die had displayed. "I got the GO space! That means you owe me money, Mr. Banker!" "You also have a couple of spaces to go." "Well, money first because I want to buy the property that you're going to land on, on your next turn." She taunted with a small smirk as Taehyung handed her the colored Monopoly money. Then she confidently moved the couple of spaces she needed to go before handing the money she saved up to buy property, counting it diligently in front of her boyfriend just to taunt and tease him further, and handed the money over with a small smile. "Baltic Avenue. Property now belongs to me!" She then placed a small, green house on the property before handing the pair of dice to Taehyung. "I'll get you back," He replied with a small smirk, loving the competitive side that was showing off during this game. It made things quite fun. "Just watch you back, love." "You should be the one who should watch his back!" She retorted and giggled, watching as Taehyung rolled his dice, hoping he'll land on her properties and especially her new one - Baltic Avenue.

Their game was coming to a close, each side had an equal amount of properties around the board. (Y/N) was cutting it close, her piece, her lucky piece was rectangles away from Taehyung's property, just two spaces away.

Pretty please, Lady Luck, please.

Please, let luck be on my side today. She picked up her dice, where Taehyung had placed them in the middle of the board, a small smirk on his face. "I bet you anything that you'll get a two." "Don't you dare jinx me, V." The dice was slowly shook in her two enclosed hands, hoping that she'll get over the number two. Anything but two ones, please. The die was then tossed centimeters in front of her, rolling a bit. "Please, at least be anything but double ones." "Double ones!" Taehyung chanted as the dice slowly stopped turning and landed on... double ones. "Noooo!!!" She cried and threw her hands up in the air. "I refuse to loose!" "Don't be a sore loser," Taehyung replied, smiling as he leaned over the table and took the rest of her Monopoly money. "And according to the rules of the game, I win." He then chuckled as the female in front of him pouted and crossed her arms, watching as Taehyung placed his Monopoly money in the black, plastic storage unit, making sure each different colored Monopoly money was paired with the right color and packed the game away. As she planned the greatest idea ever, the lights turned on. Oh, we'll find who's going to be a sore loser tonight.

During the making of dinner, which was literally Taehyung 'trying' to help her with cooking - trying as in, whining about how the pot wasn't boiling yet so the pasta wasn't able to be put in yet, though he forgot the key ingredient to make water boil quicker; salt. - and ended up just setting the table instead. "You aren't mad about what happened earlier right?" He hesitantly asked, nearing his girlfriend and wrapping his arms around her waist. "I mean, it's just a game right, jagiya?" "Totally, TaeTae." She replied, keeping a straight face, trying not to smirk. She then turned her face slightly and kissed his cheek before turning off the electrical stove. Taehyung smiled as he let go, letting his wonderful girlfriend take control of dinner. Ahhh, payback is going to be a bitch.

Soon bedtime rolled around, as Taehyung was taking a shower, (Y/N) snickered as she took Taehyung's pillow from his side of the bed and the comforter from their bed and dragged them downstairs, onto the couch. Now who's the sore loser now. She then ran up the stairs, into their bedroom, dropped a pair of boxers and sleepwear pants outside the door, closed it and locked it. For once, she was glad Taehyung was taking a shower in the other bathroom and not in the master's ensuite. Once he was done showering, stepping out of the bathroom, towel hanging loosely from his hips, he walked over, running his hand through his brown locks and huffed as soon as he saw his clean clothes on the carpeted floor. "(Y/N), what's the purpose of this." "You're sleeping on the couch tonight," She replied through the door, holding in her laugh. She bit her lip as Taehyung groaned from outside the door. "And, just in case you try, I locked the door." "Oh, c'mon, jagiya, what did I do to deserve this?" Which in turn he got the silent treatment. The female smiled to herself and laid down, getting comfortable in the queen sized mattress, pulling up another comforter - which she had gotten from underneath their clothes in the walk-in closet of their room - up to her chin, nestling in. "Jagi," Taehyung whined, trying to catch the girl's attention. "Jagiiiyaa~!" Finding it didn't work after a couple of tries, he sighed and walked back into the bathroom, changing into the clothes she had supplied for him and went downstairs, finding the couch already set up for him. He huffed and made his way over, plopping into the stupid couch, a big puppy dog pout on his face. A few moments of shifting into different positions on the cramped couch, it hit him. The reason for all of this torture. "I seriously cannot believe she's making me sleep on the couch for winning a damn game of Monopoly," He muttered to himself, pulling the blankets onto him hastily. "Shouldn't it be the other way around since she lost?" Back upstairs, the mastermind of the plan smiled to herself as she closed her eyes. "Don't be a sore loser, Tae..." She whispered with a slight chuckle.

A/N: Sorry everything took too long to write! I’ve been taking care of my dog, Hiro, and my brother. Plus this is literally the last week before school. Ew, school, gross.

-H.

[ssteezyy]

The Conscious Cat 2017 Holiday Gift Guide

This Holiday Gift Guide is sponsored by participating vendors and contains affiliate links.

Welcome to The Conscious Cat 2017 Holiday Gift Guide – your one stop shopping solution for all the cats and cat lovers on your holiday gift list! This year’s guide features some of the best products for cats and cat lovers on the market. And even better: many of the companies featured are offering exclusive discounts to Conscious Cat readers!

You’ll find gifts ranging from cat furniture to toys to art to products for your home as well as some gift ideas you may not have thought of. I can guarantee you that you’ll find something to delight every kitty and every cat lover in your life. And by buying these products, you’ll not only get some really wonderful gifts, you’ll also support small businesses, many of them run out of the owners’ homes.

So grab a cup of your favorite holiday beverage, and sit back and enjoy browsing our Holiday Gift Guide. To go to a specific category, simply click on that link.

The guide is best browsed with a cat or two on your lap.

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Cat Accessories, Furniture and Toys

Meowfia Pioneer Pet Products Sleepypod Air Pet Carrier Kool Kitty Toys Nature’s Cat Litter Mat Primetime Petz Lounge Hauspanther Wine Lover’s Cat Toy Combo Wet Whiskers Fountains Pet Accoustics Carrier Cozy®

Cat Art and Gifts

Georgia’s Gifts KittyCat Art Studio Triple T Studios 2017 Conscious Cat Wall Calendar

Home, Food and Health

Zen Clippers Balanced Blends The Honest Kitchen New Zealand’s Best Smalls

Books

Personalized copies of Buckley’s Story, Purrs of Wisdom and Tortitude

Cat Accessories, Furniture and Toys

Meowfia Cat Caves

Give your cat the gift of premium comfort with a Merino wool Cat Cave from Meowfia. Each cat cave is carefully handcrafted from 100% all-natural wool by artisans in Nepal. Using an ancient fabrication technique called felting, every cat bed is individually molded using only soap, water, and pressure. Completely free from harsh chemicals and synthetics. Safe for your cat, your family and our world.

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  Pioneer Pet Products Raindrop Drinking Fountain

Pet fountains help your cats drink more water because they are attracted to moving water. The Rainbow™ plastic drinking fountain is extremely easy to take apart and clean, and is dishwasher safe. The attractive design looks like it belongs in your kitchen.

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Sleepypod Mobile Pet Bed

End the kitty versus carrier struggle. Many cats associate travel with negative experiences such as a trip to the vet. The Sleepypod mobile pet bed allows a cat to travel safely in the comfort of its own bed, thereby reducing the stress of traveling to unfamiliar destinations because the Sleepypod is already a trusted part of its everyday life. Plus, there’s no need to buy multiple products because it is three products in one: carrier, pet bed, and car seat. Ultra plush bedding surrounded by a luggage-grade, ballistic nylon base forms a bed that easily becomes a carrier by zipping on its mesh dome. In a car, the Sleepypod becomes a car seat that is certified with a 5 star crash test rating from the Center for Pet Safety. On the road and at your destination away from home, a pet remains in its own bed through the entire journey.

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Kool Kitty Space Saving Corner Scratcher

You’ll love the over-sized base on all Kool Kitty Cat Scratchers. The high quality sisal and dependable materials provide a safe outlet for your cat’s instinctual scratching behavior while keeping claws trimmed and conditioned. Their cat scratchers are handmade and infused with two pockets of catnip! This scratcher is perfect for corners, small homes, and is a huge space saver. Choose from multiple colors. Size: 20″W x 6″D x 25″H (post is 5 inches in diameter.) Made in the USA by disabled veterans, Kool Kitty Toys donates a portion of all sales to animal rescue organizations.

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Kool Kitty Toys Grandma “T” Catnip Infused Padded Fleece Blanket

Kool Kitty Grandma “T” blankets are decorated with the images that must certainly be dancing around in your Kool Kitty’s dreams – mousing, playing, and rolling around in feline bliss – this fleece pet mat will brighten up any room and provide a wonderful napping spot for your kitties. Sized 27″ x 17″ Inches, all mats and blankets are machine washable and dry-able. Made in the USA by disabled veterans, Kool Kitty Toys donates a portion of all sales to animal rescue organizations.

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Nature’s Secret Cat Litter Mats

Nature’s Secret Remedy manufactures quality, easy to clean, BPA free commercial vinyl cat litter mats in brown or grey and in small and extra-large sizes with an adorable cat logo on each mat. This holiday season, they are discounting two of their best-selling mats. Both the extra-large grey rectangular mat and the extra-large half- moon mat are 10% off this holiday season. Regularly priced at $19.95, you can purchase them for $17.95 with Amazon Prime free shipping. These cat mats are rolled, never folded, and have no ugly wrinkles or creases when you receive your product. They are contained in a thick cardboard box to protect the mat at Amazon’s warehouse and during transit.

For more information and to purchase at the 10% discount, visit http://ift.tt/2zay3P4.

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Primetime Petz Lounge

The new Primetime Petz Lounge offers a spacious raised lounging surface, perfect for cats or small dogs. A reversible fabric hammock easily attaches to the sturdy wood frame creating a suspended bed that molds to your pet’s body shape. The lounge is easy to assemble and easy to keep clean with a sleek modern look. Lounge surface measures 21” x 21”. Suitable for cats or small dogs up to 20 lbs. Hammock can be machine washed and dried.

For more information and to purchase, visit Hauspanther.com.

Wine Lover’s Cat Toy Combo

Love cats? Love wine? Then the Hauspanther Wine Lover’s Combo is for you! Includes three fun wine cork cat toys packaged together in a color coordinated plastic wineglass, perfect for gift giving! Each wine glass includes one Bamboleo Crocheted Wine Cork Cat Toy From Hauspanther, one Bunny Faux Fur and Wine Cork Cat Toy from Tiger Teasers and one Thunderbolt Wine Cork and Yoga Mat Cat Toy from Feline Yogi. Our Wine Lover’s Cat Toy Combo comes in four colors: purple, blue, green or red.

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Wet Whiskers Fountains

Skillfully and carefully handcrafted, Wet Whiskers Fountains are some of the finest fountains for your cat to enjoy. Each fountain is made using qualified safety standards and contains no toxins, heavy metals or unsafe plastics. Like the unique personalities of your cats, these fountains are unique and stylish, but extremely functional. Quality stoneware keeps the water cool and clean longer. Veterinarian recommended, the fountains are easy to assemble and clean.

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Pet Acoustics

Pet Acoustics is clinically proven to reduce stress and calm cat behaviors, solving environmental stress, thunderstorm nerves, nocturnal activity, and is ideal for grooming, transitions and litter training. It is portable for travel.For a limited time, Pet Tunes Bluetooth® speaker (pre-loaded with frequency-modified music for felines), comes bundled with Jingle Tunes, an additional collection of 11 calming holiday tracks on a 1 GB Micro SD Card.

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Carrier Cozy®

Travel with ease with a Carrier Cozy® – the patented fabric enclosure for your pet carrier. It turns that hard and cold carrier into a safe, inviting place that your pet will love while traveling and at home. A Cozy provides protection from inclement weather, loud sounds, bright lights and all of the other unfamiliar and stress-inducing elements of the outside world that so easily scare our house pets. At home, the Carrier Cozy® provides a peaceful place for your cat to relax and escape a drafty room or cold floor.Carrier Cozys® come in 4 basic sizes in a variety of colors and fabrics, turning any carrier into a stylish transport. These handmade Cozys® can be customized for any size carrier, and they can be personalized, too.

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Cat Art and Gifts

Georgia’s Gifts

Georgia’s Gifts offers a wonderful and varied selection of cat themed gifts, decor and fashion accessories for holidays and every day. Browse items such as kitchen linens & mugs, cat pillows, accent rugs and ceramic tiles for your home decor. Unique & whimsical gift ideas include handbags & wallets, sleepwear, slippers, socks, plush and ceramic cats, and much more, all with delightful cat designs.

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KittyCat Art Studio

Handcrafted Cat Gifts for the cat lover in your life. Many ready to ship cat Oonaments, tree toppers, desk accessories, feeders and paintings. Custom Cat Art of your cat starting at $64.95!

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Triple T Studios

Triple T Studios creates and curates uniquely designed handbags and accessories with feline finesse. Shop our cat inspired handbags, jewelry, scarves, and cat toys. New this holiday season, our Cat Chain Link Necklace, Cat Nap Pearl Cage Necklace, Happy Cat Handbags, and Vanishing Species Collection. Triple T Studios donates to global conservation projects including Lion Guardians Project, The Cheetah Conservation Fund, Panthera, and select domestic cat non-profit organizations.

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2018 Conscious Cat Wall Calendar

It’s back by popular demand: The 2018 Conscious Cat Wall Calendar is now available for purchase! Allegra and Ruby spent hours picking out just the right photos, and they made sure that they received equal representation. To my knowledge, this is still the only calendar on the market that exclusively features tortoiseshell cats. Click here for more information and to purchase.

Home, Food and Health

Zen Clippers

Keeping your cat’s nails trimmed is an important part of keeping them healthy, while protecting your furniture and yourself. Trimmed nails are also less likely to catch on rugs and carpets, which can lead to a painful broken claw. Nail trimming is dreaded by many cat owners, who resort to expensive visits to the vet or groomer. Zen Clipper makes nail trimming at home easy and fool-proof. Zen Clipper ensures only the tip fits into the specially designed blade, ensuring you will clip the tip while avoiding the quick. There are seven sizes of Zen Clipper, most adults cats use Zen Clipper #2 (medium). If in doubt as to which size you need, Zen Clipper will be happy to mail you a free sizing card. 100% money-back guarantee and free exchanges if you need a different size than purchased.

For more information and to purchase, visit http://ift.tt/1P4VviN.

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Balanced Blends

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For more information and to purchase, visit BalancedBlends.com.

Free shipping on all orders.

The Honest Kitchen Pumpkin Spice Latte and Eggnogg

Cats are people, too. And who could deprive any human being of their civil right to a pumpkin spice latte during sweater weather? Not The Honest Kitchen. That’s why they created this warming elixir of goat’s milk, pumpkin, honey, and aromatic spices so that kitty can curl up with a latté of their own instead of just staring longingly at yours. And for the kitty who attacks your Christmas tree, there’s now an alternative way to “celebrate.” The Honest Kitchen’s instant eggnog will reward your kitty’s one-track (treat-track) mind. The ingredients are simple: goat’s milk, honey, eggs, and warming cinnamon. The resulting holiday spirit? Equally simple: more of the “peace and quiet” variety.

For more information and to purchase, visit http://ift.tt/2znld15 and http://ift.tt/2znlroX.

New Zealand’s Best

Is your older cat having difficulty jumping down from their favorite perch? Or having trouble going up and down stairs? Are they excessively grooming any of their joints? If so, your cat may have arthritis. Arthritis is very common in cats over the age of 6, and becomes even more prevalent as they age. In fact, 90% of cats over the age of 12 are believed to have arthritis. Technyflex® Feline Premium Joint Supplement offers a safe, effective, all-natural way to relieve the pain and inflammation caused by joint disease and arthritis. Made with just one ingredient – 100% New Zealand Greenlipped Mussel – Technyflex® is packed with inflammation fighting omega-3 essential fatty acids along with glucosamine and chondroitin for healthy joint cartilage. So, if you are looking for a way to help your cat feel better and move better, why not give Technyflex® Feline a try?

For more information and to purchase, visit http://ift.tt/2z9GvhR

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Smalls

Smalls is real food for cats that’s homecooked by humans, customized for your cat, packed fresh, frozen, and delivered to your door. Finding honest, high quality meals can be tough, but Smalls makes it easy. Your furry friend is sure to love Smalls’ nutrition-loaded and vet-developed recipes, made with 100% human-grade and cat-approved ingredients (without fillers, grains, or preservatives). Ready to give the gift of real food and healthier living to your purrfect pal this season? Head over to smallsforsmalls.com and get 50% off your first week.

For more information and to purchase, visit http://www.smalls.com.

Books

Personalized Copies of Buckley’s Story, Purrs of Wisdom, and Tortitude

Personalized and autographed books make wonderful holiday gifts, and I’d be happy to gift wrap and ship directly to the recipient for you. To order personalized, autographed copies of my books, please contact me via email.

FTC Disclosure: This gift guide is sponsored by the participating vendors, which means that the businesses featured in this post paid me an advertising fee. Regardless of payment received, you will never see products or services featured on this site that I don’t either use or would use myself. Some of the links in this gift guide are affiliate links, which means if you purchase something by clicking through on one of these links, we will receive a small commission.

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Various WWF Wrestlers x Fem Reader- “I Was Gettin’ Some Head”

I wonder what many WWF/E wrestlers, specifically the ones I type about, would think of these fanfics I type about them?

They'd probably be laughing their heads off or be absolutely shocked, some would think "typical"...

There's a LOT of slash fanfiction shipping Jeff and Matt Hardy together (there was also a lot of fanfics about that during the Attitude era) even though the Hardy Boyz are actual brothers, not to mention there's fanfics shipping wrestlers into homosexual relationships, so...

There's wrestlers that probably even did some of the stuff I type about!

Speaking of that, I'm probably the only person who writes fanfiction about Bart Gunn, a wrestler that was never really that popular and now works as an electrician.

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A few days before Shawn Michaels' birthday in 1998, you were standing in the locker room near your locker, whereas Triple H and some other wrestlers were standing quite a few inches behind you, standing next to one another.

Who were these other wrestlers? Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn, Val Venis and Bart Gunn.

Triple H was dressed in a tight black D Generation X t-shirt and jeans, looking like he does when he appears on "Monday Night Raw".

Shawn was dressed in a white short sleeved shirt and jeans, Billy and Bart were dressed in loose fitting T-shirts and basketball shorts, and Val had a towel wrapped around his genitals, looking like when he enters the ring on "Monday Night Raw".

Val's towel was tucked in to hold his towel from falling out.

You were unbeknownst to what was behind you.

"What does everybody want?" Triple H shouted.

What Triple H exclaimed made you turn your head and look at what's behind you, you can easily recognize Triple H's voice.

"HEAD!" the other wrestlers standing next to Triple H replied, shouting this out, sounding like the audience when Al Snow asks his iconic, signature catchphrase.

Triple H shouted "HEAD!" in unison along with these men.

Shawn, Billy, Triple H and Val motioned at their crotch a la D Generation X, doing DX's "crotch chop" by pointing at their cum gutters, their hands forming a "v" shape and thrusting their crotches forward.

They didn't point at each other's  crotch, like Shawn pointing at Val's crotch and what have you.

Some other wrestlers in the locker room who weren't standing next to Triple H and standing by their lockers even shouted "HEAD!" along with Shawn, Billy, Val and Bart.

By the time the 1990's and even the 20th Century were coming to a close, after playing such silly, corny gimmicks in the WWF that were massive failures, a wrestler was finally going over (as they say in wrestling lingo), being now known as Al Snow, playing a schizophrenic madman that carried a decapitated mannequin head.

And what was his trademark mannequin head's name?

Head.

Can I make it any more obvious?

One of the things Al will always be remembered for is his catchphrase, where he shouts "What does everybody want?" to which the audience shouted back with "HEAD!" as Al showed off his severed mannequin head to the crowd.

Some of the audience would even hold Styrofoam mannequin heads and make them headbang in the crowd.

His catchphrase is meant to be a sexual innuendo, typical Attitude era.

Hearing Al's signature catchphrase and chants gave Triple H an idea, and he wanted to share this idea with other people, wrestlers mainly, that he knew you had sex with.

Previously, you shared with Triple H and Shawn Michaels an idea you had with them, while you sucked their cocks, they shouted their "suck it!" catchphrase as well as did their iconic signature crotch chops that go along with that taunt.

2 of the wrestlers Triple H shared this idea with were Billy Gunn and Val Venis, and they were thinking the same thing after hearing Al Snow's catchphrase.

The other person he shared this idea with was Bart Gunn, a wrestler you were becoming even more enamored with this year considering his hair is growing longer.

Bart figured Triple H had this idea, he's even thinking you have this idea as well.

There's someone Triple H wants to share this idea with as well as invite him to this rendezvous, and that's his former friend Shawn Michaels.

Sadly, Shawn wasn't in the WWF during most of 1998 due to a back injury, however, he did return to the WWF near the end of the summer of that year, albeit by sitting at the commentary table.

When Triple H told Shawn this idea over the phone, Shawn loved this idea, and luckily, in July, Shawn returned to the WWF sitting at the commentary table, not being able to wrestle.

You smiled from ear to ear and laughed hearing these wrestlers shout Al Snow's iconic catchphrase and question, and these wrestlers behind you saw it.

"What does everybody need?!" Triple H exclaimed and shouted again.

"HEAD!" these wrestlers standing next to Trips replied with, shouting it.

You walked up to these wrestlers behind you.

"I figured you guys would shout something like that to me, even I got an idea similar to what you're doing before this" you stated as you walked up to them, raising your voice so they can hear you "Is this a booty call? Do you white boys know what that word even means?"

You pointed your index finger to these wrestlers standing behind you, waving your finger back and forth across to these wrestlers shouting Al Snow's catchphrase at you.

"Doesn't 'booty call' mean a sexual invitation?" Triple H asked.

"Oh, you didn't know?" you asked, trying to say that like the New Age Outlaw's iconic catchphrase.

"Yo' ass betta caaaaaaaaaall some-bod-aaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Billy retorted.

This resulted in the wrestlers standing in front of you laughing and smiling from ear to ear, even you couldn't help but laugh and smile with them.

"But yes, 'booty call' means sexual invitation" you explained when they stopped laughing.

"Why d'ya think we're shouting this at you?" Triple H asked.

They could've shouted this at other WWF women in the company, but they'd be saying that's sexual harassment.

You're the slut of the WWF, you're even sluttier than Sunny.

Sunny has left the WWF in the summer of 1998 because she doesn't want to play second fiddle to you and Sable.

Speaking of Sable, she might be an attractive woman with huge breasts, but she's married and has a daughter, and next year, she left the WWF and even sued the company due to sexual harassment and being forced to dress provocatively.

Jacqueline has joined the WWF this year, and she too is a beautiful woman with huge tits, but she isn't really sexually promiscuous.

Not to mention, considering she's an African American woman and DX had recently cut a promo in blackface (if you knew history, you'd know why black face is considered terrible) as well as once spray painted racist cartoons and messages on an all black wrestling faction's locker room, she definitely wants nothing to do with Triple H, Shawn and Billy.

Debra and Terri Runnels are married, and Chyna gets so much insults for the fact that she's an overtly muscular and even manly looking woman.

Luna Vachon isn't exactly Trish Stratus in the looks department either.

Even though Sable is an occasionally attractive woman, she looked so much older than her age, and if that's not bad enough, she had a really nasty personality backstage, always bragging she was the sole reason the WWF was suddenly blowing up in popularity in the late 90's, never mind Stone Cold, the Rock, or others.

Debra and even Terri Runnels were that same way, not that they're women with egos the size of Russia, but they looked older than their ages.

Plus, women like Ivory, Miss Kitty/The Kat, Trish Stratus, Lita, Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson weren't even in the WWF in 1998.

You've had many orgies with WWF wrestlers, so of course they're going to shout Al Snow's signature catchphrase at you.

"I'm not offended by your shouts at me" you confessed when you stood right in front of these wrestlers shouting that obscene quote at you. "Even I thought of asking you guys to shout Al Snow's signature question while I suck your cocks before you guys shouted it at me"

"Why didn't you ever say it to us?" Shawn asked.

"Because 4 men isn't 'everybody'" you confessed.

There were many men you wanted to do this with, but they weren't in the WWF and over in other wrestling companies.

Plus, you want these wrestlers to look a certain way when you suck their cocks, you want them to look hot and sexy.

You then sunk down to the floor until you crouched down on your knees.

"Y'want me to take my clothes off?" you asked these men standing in front of you, looking up at them.

They'd love to see your tits and cum on your breasts, so...maybe.

They nodded their heads.

"We don't want that shirt you're wearing to get any stains on it" Shawn admitted "Ifyknowwhatimean"

These wrestlers standing with Shawn laughed and chuckled at that, even you couldn't help but chuckle at what Shawn said.

You grabbed your shirt you were wearing and lifted it off of your torso and over your head, placing your top next to you on the floor.

You wore no bra under your top, showing off your bare tits.

Their eyes were growing wild seeing your naked breasts, grinning naughtily at your tits.

They could nearly make some wolf whistles at you like those rednecks in the audience who leer at sexy women in the WWF like Sable, Sunny and you.

One of your hands moved to the front of Triple H's fly area of his jeans, where you pulled the zipper down of his jeans, one of his hands popping the button out of the hole of his jeans.

He pulled his jeans and his boxers underneath down until his genitals were exposed to you, his erection pointing in front of your face.

The other wrestlers standing next to Triple H were following suit, pulling the zippers of their jeans down and unbuttoning their jeans or pulling their basketball shorts down, pulling their bottoms down until their erections were sticking out at you.

Val pulled his towel off, only to show that he wasn't wearing anything under that towel.

You could see their cocks all in front of you, your eyes were growing wild seeing these erections pointing at you.

Al Snow's signature decapitated mannequin head he carries around also has the words "Help Me" scrawled on its forehead.

Wonder if they could write "Help Me" on your forehead in lipstick or eyeliner or even with a marker?

Should you suggest this?

Hmmmm...

"You've got such perfect cock sucking lips" Triple H purred, his thumb running across your lips. "Perfect to be wrapped around me and the boys' dicks"

The other men standing with Triple H agreed with him, nodding their heads and smiling.

"No wonder she's in DX!" Billy stated. "We say 'suck it' and she's got those cocksucking lips!"

Triple H and the other wrestlers laughed and chuckled at that.

Triple H could nearly shout "let's get ready to suck iiiiiit!" like how he shouts on "Monday Night Raw" with DX in the ring, so could Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn and even Val Venis, but would that be too corny and silly, even unsexy?

Speaking of suck it, Triple H lifted his hands and made his hands form a "v" shaped chopping motion at his "cum gutters" as they're called.

"Now suck it!!!" Triple H exclaimed, his hands making a chopping motion at his cum gutters when he shouted "suck it!".

He didn't just crotch chop at you, but also pushed his crotch forwards towards your face.

Billy, Shawn and Val saw and heard what Triple H shouted, smiling and chuckling at him.

You leaned your face into Triple H's genitals, until his cock had entered your mouth, your lips wrapped around his shaft, and proceeded to start sucking his penis.

Your hands were trying not to touch the floor, because you might want to wrap your fingers around these men's cocks and if you touched the dirty floor, you'll get your dirty fingers on their cocks, you might even taste their dicks that have been touched by the dirty floor if you sucked their penises and that would taste nasty.

One of your fingers wrapped around Shawn's shaft, whereas the other fingers wrapped around the bottom of Triple H's cock.

You wish you could have a huge mouth so you could fit so many cocks inside your mouth at the same time.

"What does everybody want?!" Triple H shouted.

"HEAD!" these other wrestlers standing next to him answered.

"What does everybody need?!" Triple H shouted and asked.

"HEAD!" the wrestlers with him replied with again, shouting it.

"What does every love?!" Triple H shouted.

"HEAD!!" Shawn, Val, Billy and even Bart exclaimed.

Triple H even shouted "head" in unison with these other wrestlers.

Some wrestlers standing at their lockers far away not involved in this orgy even shouted out "HEAD!" along with these wrestlers.

Speaking of that, some other wrestlers who won't be getting a blowjob this afternoon saw you squatting on the floor while these wrestlers you thought were sexy were circled around you, their cocks pointing at you while you sucked Triple H's cock.

Some of them were shouting and roaring out "yyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!", others just kept calm and carried on, rolling their eyes and walking away.

One wrestler shouted "Get a room!".

Isn't the locker room still a room nonetheless?

Another wrestler not swarming around you shouted "suck it!" while pointing to his crotch a la D Generation X, but you didn't bother to look at him.

Wonder if Al Snow is gonna see this?

Since Triple H is shouting "what does everybody want?", to which these men retort "HEAD!", an oral sex reference, and the keyword is "everybody", you tried to widen your mouth by letting the side of your mouth spread wider, enough for someone else's cock to enter.

That someone else's cock was none other than Shawn Michaels.

You tried to pull Shawn's cock into your mouth, even if you already had a dick inside your mouth, where his cock managed to squeeze into your mouth despite there already being a penis inside your mouth.

Shawn was absolutely surprised, his eyes growing wide, and even the men standing with Shawn were surprised at you trying to put his cock in your mouth.

Well, Triple H did ask "what does everybody want?", only for the men standing with him to respond with "HEAD!", which is an oral sex slang term and double entendre if you're Al Snow.

Keyword: "everybody".

The sides of your mouth were hurting by having two cocks inside your mouth, but wonder if you could handle it?

You also wonder if you could try to fit Billy Gunn's cock in your mouth...

You managed to try to suck on 2 cocks inside your mouth, even if it was difficult and your mouth was hurting.

One side of your mouth stretched out to make room for another cock.

Your fingers unraveled off of Triple H's shaft and wrapped around the bottom of Billy's shaft, where you pulled his dick to your mouth and tried to fill the empty space inside your mouth with his cock.

Billy's eyes grew wild when he saw you try to fit his own penis inside your mouth, he nearly could jump backwards at you trying to put his cock in your mouth.

Even the other men standing next to Billy could jump back over you trying to put another penis in your mouth despite you having 2 cocks in your mouth.

Their eyes were getting bigger at you trying to put another cock in your mouth, taken by surprise.

Though, they shouldn't be surprised at you trying to put more than 2 dicks in your mouth.

It was a tight fit, your mouth could barely fit 3 penises in your mouth, let alone suck on them.

These sexy male wrestlers standing in front of you grinned at you, their mouths spreading these shiteating, ear-to-ear smiles at you.

Despite being shocked at trying to put 3 cocks inside your mouth, Triple H doesn't mind this.

Remember, he said "There's a lot of bi things I am, but lingual is not one of them!".

It was a little difficult trying to suck on 3 cocks in your mouth, trying to make your mouth go up and down their shafts in an attempt to suck their dicks, but you have a reason why you're doing it.

Meanwhile, some wrestlers in the locker room saw you trying to suck on 3 dicks inside your mouth, their eyes were growing wide in shock and their jaws dropping, their hands covering their mouths.

They even were getting other wrestlers in the locker room to take a look at this, they were completely shocked as well.

Some wrestlers were roaring in delight, shouting "yyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" like trashy rednecks, others didn't bother to look at this.

And, to top it all off, you had 3 members of D Generation X (or, at least one former member of DX)'s cocks inside your mouth.

Heh, gives new meaning to "suck it".

Some people in the locker room even were shouting "suck it!" and chopping at their crotches a la D Generation X.

Since Val Venis is known for playing a porn star in the WWF, he wrapped his fingers around his shaft and tried putting his cock into your mouth, the tip of his penis poking to your mouth, trying to slide it in between 2 other cocks.

Some of the other wrestlers saw Val trying to put his dick in your mouth, admiring his chutzpah and understanding precisely why you're doing this.

They smiled from ear to ear and chuckled at him.

"Why are you trying to put 3 cocks in your mouth?" Bart Gunn asked you, tapping at your shoulder so you can hear him. "Or even...4?"

Your eyes looked up at him and your mouth pulled up to the top of Triple H, Shawn and Billy's cocks until all 3 of their dicks escaped your mouth, their dicks now smothered in precum and your saliva.

"Well, he asked 'what does everybody want?'" you confessed, pointing at Triple H "to which they all replied with 'head' shouts"

"I didn't exactly mean it that way!" Triple H admitted, smiling and laughing.

"Would you be annoyed if I sucked on your cock for a while, only to suck on his immediately after?" you asked Triple H, pointing to Shawn when referring to "his". "Since you'd be so enjoying me sucking your dick only to be interrupted. You said that everybody wants head!"

Keyword: "everybody".

"Actually, yeah, I would be annoyed" Triple H admitted. "But that's why I'm telling you to 'suck it'!"

He lifted his hands and made them form a chopping motion at his cum gutters, doing DX's iconic "crotch chop", this crotch chop was forming a "v" shape at his cum gutters as they're called.

Shawn and Billy smiled and cackled from ear to ear hearing that, so did Val Venis for that matter.

"Now suck it again!" Triple H ordered, his hand making a chopping motion at one of his cum gutters.

You leaned your face into his genitals until his cock had entered your mouth, where you proceeded to suck his dick, your lips wrapped around his shaft.

Even though Triple H in July of 1998 is pretty hot, the hottest he's looked by far was at the beginning of 1998, like in January that year, or in March that year.

While this Triple H you don't have to imagine you're sucking his cock since you are currently sucking his dick, you're imagining you're giving Triple H at the beginning of 1998 a blowjob, that's the hottest he's ever looked.

As you sucked on Triple H's dick, these wrestlers swarming you with their penises pointing at your face stared down at you, Triple H included, smiling and grinning at you.

When you sucked on Triple H's cock, some precum was spilling out of the slit of his penis head, landing on your tongue, only for you to swallow that cum down.

One of the things you're contemplating of doing as you suck off Triple H is crank Shawn and Billy's (as well as Val and Bart's) shafts, masturbating them.

Triple H put his hands on top of your head, where his fingers sunk through your hair, and he pulled you into his genitals.

"Just take my big, juicy cock" Triple H purred, his voice low and husky "My filthy dirty cumslut"

Triple H dressed in his usual DX gear was playing his character he plays on "Monday Night Raw" even in the locker room when the cameras weren't filming him.

Though, Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn and Val Venis were playing their characters on "Monday Night Raw" as well during this orgy.

Triple H could nearly say his classic, iconic sexual innuendo he says on "Monday Night Raw", even before you started giving him oral sex, but most of his sexual innuendo is related to putting his dick in your twat.

Plus, he almost could say "I don't think you could handle this huge cock", but you've sucked his cock before as well as these other men standing next to his dick.

Triple H eventually slid his fingers from out of your hair, where he made his hands form an "x" shape by crossing them at the wrists above his genitals, only to raise those hands up, still in an "x" shape and quickly drop them down.

"Suck it!!" he shouted, thrusting his crotch into your face.

Shawn chuckled a la Ted DeBiase Sr. and smiled from ear to ear, so did Val Venis and Billy Gunn.

What your eyes could see above your face was Triple H's hands forming an "x" shape while he did DX's iconic signature gesture.

He then separated his hands and motioned his hands to chop at his cum gutters, this time in a "v" shape.

"Suck it!!" he exclaimed again, pushing his crotch to your face again, but not enough to bump you down.

"Suck it!!" Shawn exclaimed, his hands chopping at his cum gutters in a "v" shape, like this:

 Your eyes darted to Shawn, you could easily recognize his voice and even tell it was Shawn who shouted that, only to find him crotch chopping like a muddafucka.

Your mouth slid up Triple H's shaft, only for your lips to shift and slide over to Shawn's cock, shifting and sliding to his penishead.

Before you could do this, you have to ask them something...

"Hey guys!" you shouted, pointing your index finger at these wrestlers about to get blowjobs, killing the mood and sounding serious. "Should I jerk your cocks off? Masturbate you guys while I'm giving head?"

They were thinking the same thing.

Why were you holding Shawn's dick but not jacking him off.

They all want to cum in your mouth, be it precum or official cum, but they want to jizz on your face and your tits.

"Though, I thought I was here to suck cock" you stated "Not just jerk you guys off!"

They laughed hearing that.

Besides, you might get cum in your eyes, and that hurts.

They shrugged their shoulders, suggesting doing whatever you want, though, they'd love to see your face and tits drenched in cum.

Maybe next time you could do that, though maybe when they officially cum, you could clean their cocks off with your mouth and tongue (that rhymed) while they shout Al Snow as well as DX's signature catchphrase and do DX's signature, iconic gesture.

Decisions, decisions...

You decided not to do it, considering they're here to get blowjobs, not handjobs, much to the dismay of these wrestlers standing in front of you.

Shawn was shouting "suck it!" over and over again like an overexcited child, his hands chopping away at his cum gutters (I feel so embarrassed typing "cum gutters", but what else am I supposed to call them?), forming a "v" shape with them.

Triple H was chuckling and smiling hearing Shawn exclaim that, Billy and Val were smiling and laughing at this too.

Bart, meanwhile, was keeping his usual straight face, not seeming all that enthusiastic.  

"What does everybody want?!" Shawn roared, a wide, ear-to-ear smile plastered across his face.

"HEAD!" the wrestlers swarming with their dicks at you retorted, having the same ear-to-ear grins on your face as Shawn.

Even some wrestlers in the locker room who weren't circling you and were busy taking a shower or whatever shouted "HEAD!".

Shawn was trying not to cackle and laugh.

"What does everybody need?!" Shawn quoted, saying it the way Al Snow says it (though all of these men are saying it like how Al shouts it.

"HEAD!" Triple H, Billy, Val and even Bart shouted, some of these men, in particular Val and Triple H, making their hands form "crotch chopping" motions at their cum gutters.

"And what does everybody love?" Shawn asked, saying it loudly.

"HEAD!" the wrestlers, both with their cocks out and others who aren't bothered to join this orgy, replied.

Because of Shawn and the rest of the crew being loud, obnoxious dipshits, some people are standing by and watching what's going on.

Others are entering the locker room over the commotion, they can hear all the shouting and roaring from another room, only to find you giving head to who you think are the sexiest men in the WWF, for now, anyway.

Some are rolling their eyes and not bothering with this, some are hitting their heads with the palms of their hands, doing the iconic "face palm", others are watching this, enjoying this and even masturbating to it.

Are you and these wrestlers going to be arrested for being way too loud as well as indecent exposure?

Shawn's hands joined each other, crossing each other at the wrists, making an "x" shape.

His hands were above his genitals and raised those hands up, the hands still in an "x" shape when he raised them, only to quickly drop those hands down, still in an "x" shape.

"Suck it!!" he proclaimed, thrusting his crotch into your face.

He cackled like Ted DeBiase Sr. or after he shouted "I was up...all...night!" while he crotch chopped behind a podium, during that notorious moment where D Generation X had a presidential-like announcement and they promised not to use R-rated curse words.

His laughter was contagious, Billy, Triple H and Val laughing as well, having wide ear-to-ear smiles spread across their faces.

Shawn's hands separated, only now for his hands to do the "V" shaped crotch chop and for his hands to point at his cum gutters.

"Suck it!!!" he shouted again as he did that gesture, and you sucked it.

"Suck it!!!" Billy interrupted, his hands pointing to his crotch by making his hands form a "v" shaped crotch chop, pushing his crotch forward when he shouted that phrase.

When you've sucked his cock and swallowed his precum, as well as heard him shout Al Snow's catchphrase, it's time to move to the next man to get a blowjob, that next man is Billy Gunn.

Your head rose up from Shawn's cock and shifted over to Billy's dick sliding your lips across from the tip of Shawn's penis to Billy's penis head, only for your mouth to engulf Billy's penis head as well as the rest of his shaft.

You proceeded to start to suck Billy's cock, and while you gave him head, you imagined you were sucking Billy at the end of 1997, when he had those bows tied in his hair, and even sometimes imagined you were sucking him during his RockaBilly days in April of '97.

His hair is growing a little bit longer as 1998 progresses on, but the hottest Billy has ever looked by far was at the end of 1997.

Billy was smiling from ear to ear at you sucking his cock, his head and eyes looking down at you sucking him off.

"What does everybody want?!" Billy asked loudly.

The other wrestlers as well as some of the other locker room responded back by shouting "HEAD!".

He was asking what Al Snow asks in his entrance theme, only for the same response, that response being "HEAD!".

Speaking of Al Snow, when you were giving oral sex to Billy, some wrestler walked up to you and brought Al Snow along with him.

Thank goodness you're looking at these men swarming around you, otherwise a wrestler you're not attracted might approach you and want to suck his cock, you don' t want that.

"Heard the boys shouting Al Snow's catchphrase" this wrestler said "I'm surprised you're not giving him head!"

He pointed to Al Snow with his index finger.

Indeed, he's right about you're giving blowjobs while quoting his iconic signature catchphrase, but not involving the man who shouted that catchphrase?

Al used to be cute back in 1996 when he played that corny Leif Cassidy gimmick (even though his hair looked pretty awful), he was even kinda cute when he played a ninja named Avatar.

He now has dirty blond hair with dark roots exposed at the top of his head and a sleazy handlebar moustache.

You're really not sure what to think of Al with the way he looks like now.

He isn't Paul Bearer levels of ugly, but he isn't as sexy as Shawn Michaels either.

You also don't really wanna hurt Al's feelings, but you're unsure whether or not to give him, well, head.

Maybe you can imagine you're sucking him off when he's Leif Cassidy or even played that ninja character.

He's kind of hot with this dirty long blond hair and even that handlebar moustache.

"Y'want to suck him off?" this wrestler asked, still pointing his index finger to Al.

You shrugged your shoulders, unsure if you want to give him head or not.

"You don't know?" this wrestler asked.

You nodded your head, still having a cock in your mouth.

"I'm honestly not all that sexy" Al Snow confessed "Most people wouldn't find me all that hot, that includes her"

Al pointed to you with his index finger, though you and Al used to fuck a few times, but that was when he was Leif Cassidy (before he grew facial hair).

"I used to fuck her before I grew facial hair" Al admitted to this wrestler, still pointing at you "That was 2 years ago"

Hmmm, maybe Al could shout his catchphrase while these wrestlers swarming you could answer Al's iconic, signature question.

Billy, meanwhile, was smiling from ear to ear (and he has a beautiful smile), and of course he had to do DX's iconic crotch chop, both variations of it by making his hands form an "x" shape and a "v" shape over his crotch as well as shout the iconic, obscene catchphrase that goes with that gesture.

As you sucked on his cock, precum was leaking from the slit of his penishead and onto your tongue, only for you to gulp and swallow it down.

When you were busy giving Billy Gunn head, Shawn, however, leaned his head close to Triple H's ear, where he confessed that he thought of writing "Help Me" on your forehead in lipstick or eyeliner or even a marker, much like that iconic mannequin head that Al Snow carries into the ring with him.

Triple H liked this idea, though, would you like it?

Triple H turned his head towards you and tapped you on your shoulder, which made you look up at him.

You pulled your face away from Billy's cock until his dick left your mouth.

"Would you like it if we wrote 'help me' on your forehead with lipstick or a marker or something?" he asked. "Like that mannequin head Al Snow carries to the ring"

"I was thinking of doing that as well" you confessed "Though, it seems  a little tacky, plus, the words 'help me' scrawled across my forehead would make it seem like I'm getting raped, and I'm not"

"Touché" Triple H replied, nodding his head.

"I'm not roleplaying a rape victim or a sex slave" you confessed "Maybe next time we could do this"

After you had sucked on Billy's cock until some precum leaked out of his dick and you felt like you swallowed enough of it, Val Venis shouted "suck it!" at you while his hands motioned at his crotch, his hands making chopping motions.

You shifted your head towards Val's genitals, where you obeyed his order, leaning your face into his crotch until his dick was in your mouth.

You're surprised Val Venis has never crotch chopped and shouted "suck it" on "Monday Night Raw", considering he plays a PORN STAR and he'd be taunting oral sex while pointing at his genitals.

Fun fact: apparently Val almost was a member of D Generation X.

Val was grinning at you when you shifted your face from Billy's genitals to his, though you would honestly rather not look at him.

While he isn't as hideous as most of the men over in ECW, he isn't that hot or sexy despite being a popular sex symbol in the WWF (with emphasis on "sex"), though Val is pretty hot.

He's probably the male sex symbol during the WWF's Attitude era, much like the Ravishing Rick Rude (who he ALWAYS gets comparisons to) during the 80's Golden era and Shawn Michaels during the New Generation era.

Of course, Val had to ask this simple question...

"What does everybody want?"

He didn't shout it, he said it smoothly like how he says it in the WWF with his rough, rugged, gravelly, raspy voice.

"HEAD!" the wrestlers standing next to him retorted, even some other people in the locker room shouted "head" along with them.

"What does everybody need?" he asked again.

"HEAD!" most of the locker room answered.

"And what does everybody love?" Val asked.

"Head!" the locker room shouted.

Some said "head" in a deadpan voice while rolling their eyes.

Val laughed a bit in his throaty, raspy voice after hearing that.

He was staring down at you while you sucked him off, and of course, he couldn't help but do DX's crotch chop twice while you fellated him, both variations of the crotch chop as well as shout "suck it" while he thrusted his crotch to your face.

Sometimes, he even quoted some of his signature sexual innuendo he says on "Monday Night Raw", which would lead to some of the men standing next to him laughing, even you giggled a bit while you sucked him off.

One wrestler who you have had sex with a few times as well as thought of doing it with occassionally is Bob Holly.

The same Bob Holly who played Spark E. Plugg, a wrestler whose gimmick is a racecar driver, who would be in the New Midnight Express with Bart Gunn and eventually cut his hair and bleach it blond.

Bob is kind of handsome, even when he died his hair blond when he was in the Midnight Express, and since you have banged him a few times, Bob walked up to these wrestlers circled around you getting oral sex, only for your eyes to see him.

He probably wants some head too.

While he is a little bit attractive, he's not that hot, he has one huge overbite.

Though, you could imagine you're sucking on someone more attractive than him while you're giving him head...

Speaking of that, even though Val is pretty hot, a few times as you've given him oral sex, you're imagining sucking off someone hotter than him, like Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, or even a sexy movie star or rock star.

Since Bart is probably the last one and you've sucked some precum out of Val, you shifted your head over from Val's penis to Bart's, but before you could give some oral sex...

"So Bob" you said to him, pointing at Bob Holly. "You want some head too?"

"I've thought of it" he confessed "We've fucked a few times"

"I know" you admitted "But...I'm not as crazy for you like I am with Triple H and Shawn"

At least you're being honest.

He knows.

You've fucked Shawn and Triple H numerous times as well as the likes of Jeff Hardy and even Billy Gunn.

He barely got any sex from you.

"Maybe I could give you some head" you suggested, shrugging your shoulders. "Though, you could have a ringrat go and give you head"

You should've said that to Al Snow.

Bob knows you aren't that attracted to him, plus, he's nowhere near as lusted over as Shawn Michaels or even Val Venis are.

Bob walked away, but he does know what a massive whore you are.

His tagteam partner Bart, meanwhile, motioned a crotch chop at his crotch and shouted "suck it!" at you, sounding and looking enthusiastic.

You proceeded to start sucking on his dick while he stared at you.

Even though Bart always keeps a straight face on "Monday Night Raw", he used to smile and act like he as having a good time when he was in the Smoking Gunns tagteam with Billy Gunn.

While you sucked him off, of course he had to crotch chop at you twice while shouting "suck it" like the other men did.

Pretty soon, you took turns sucking on these wrestler's cocks while they stood in front of you and circled around you.

When you gave fellatio to them, sometimes your tongue licked up as well as around their shafts, licking up the precum that trickled down their erections.

Though, you're supposed to be sucking it, not licking it, though you're still giving head either way.

When you were busy sucking off these other wrestlers, Triple H exclaimed "My bazooka is locked, cocked and ready to unload!", complete with one of his hands making a chopping motion at his cum gutters, to which you would eventually suck on his cock, as well as sometimes quoted some of the sexual innuendo he used to say at the female audience on “Monday Night Raw” during his early DX days.

You also sometimes used the tip of their penises like a lipstick, rubbing their penisheads across your lips.

Strange, but oddly sexy.

You basically sucked their cocks until they officially came, not just having precum enter your mouth.

Wonder if Triple H and most of the WWF roster watched ECW in 1997 and 1998?

I know some WWF wrestlers got their starts in ECW; Mick Foley, the Dudley Boyz and Stone Cold are examples, and ECW crossed over in the WWF in 1997, but I wonder if Triple H and some of the WWF roster watched ECW in 1997 and 1998?

Why?

Because Al Snow debuted the character he'll always be remembered for, a schizophrenic who carried a severed mannequin head, in ECW during those years, and he was a massive favorite in that company, people in the audience holding mannequin heads.

Maybe you could've given oral sex to Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn, Jeff Hardy and maybe a few others in late 1997/early 1998 while they shout Al's iconic, signature catchphrase, before Al joined the WWF with the gimmick he'll always be remembered for.

Epilogue: a few months later as well as into the next year, you actually had a few orgies with Triple H, Shawn, Billy, Val, Bart and some hot wrestlers who joined the WWF like Jeff Hardy, Christian and Test, where they shouted Al Snow's catchphrase while you sucked their cocks.

When Al Snow and his mannequin head's popularity were increasing, you would walk to the ring in the WWF, some men in the audience would hold signs that said things like "I want head from y/n!" and "Everybody needs head from y/n!", as well as chant "We want head!" at you.

They also held signs like "Y/n, I'll let you SUCK IT!" and they'd crotch chop at you, shouting at you to "suck it", though men in the WWF were carrying and signs like that and shouting DX's catchphrase while doing their signature gesture at you even before Al Snow was in the WWF.

Just imagine if these horny men and teenage boys who write those kinds of signs saw what you did backstage with these wrestlers, they'd be in lust.

So much lust, they'd want you to suck their cocks while they shouted Al Snow and DX's catchphrase and did DX's iconic body language.

They probably do have sexual fantasies of that, as well as sexual fantasies of Sable, Debra, Terri Runnels, Sunny, Miss Kitty/Stacy Carter, Trish Stratus, and other wrestling women and maybe even a few non-wrestling female celebrities give them blowjobs while these hornballs shout Al Snow and DX's signature catchphrases and do DX's signature gesture.

During Thanksgiving at the end of the year 2000, you actually gave a blowjob to Al Snow while he shouted his iconic catchphrase, and Jeff Hardy, Christian and Test were there too, you gave them blowjobs as well.

Al had shaved his facial hair by then and looked so much cuter and hotter.

Triple H had grown some facial hair and was with Stephanie McMahon, although at least Trips didn't look as bad as he did in 2005/2006 when he had that handlebar moustache.

Shawn was barely in the WWF in the year 2000, Billy Gunn cut his hair at the end of the year, so did Val Venis.

Plus, since it was at Thanksgiving time, and Debra asked on a Thanksgiving themed "Monday Night Raw" if anyone would like some of her pie while she held up a pumpkin pie, of course you let Al, Test, Jeff and Christian have a taste of your pie and your legs, thighs and breasts.

You're not talking about pumpkin pie or legs, thighs and breasts from a turkey.

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I actually had wanted to post this fanfic on Christian's birthday (yes, the Jay Beso Christian), though I changed my mind when I saw a clip of Val Venis getting "bloodbathed" by the Brood, which gave me an idea to type the fanfic I posted on Christian's birthday.

Plus, the fanfic I posted on Christian's birthday starred him, whereas the fanfic I originally wanted to post on his birthday would mention him just a few times.

I originally wanted to set this fanfic when Al Snow was so over, there were several people in the audience holding up mannequin heads, but I set this fanfic when Al Snow was an up-and-coming wrestler.