#trinyvale: enter the media dimension

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

Jens (Murph): Alright. Yeah, I guess I'll talk to you later or whatever. Just send us whatever we need from this one. I don't care-- Gex (Caldwell): Wait, I might die! Onyx (Emily): Tell him you got a text from me and I invited you on a-- (laughs) Jens: I got a text from Onyx and she invited me on a… you invited me on what? [Pause as Emily laughs] What did you invite me on? Onyx. [Emily continues to laugh.] What did you invite me on? Caldwell: What did you invite him on? Onyx, barely able to speak through laughter: A helicopter ride. [Caldwell laughs. Emily continues to laugh as the others talk.] Jens, deadpan: I just got a text from Onyx and she invited me on a helicopter ride. Nyack (Jake): Wow. Gex: Oooh! You're making it hard to be a chaste lizard out here! Nyack: Yeah, we can-- we can put in a good word for you if you want, you just have to say it. You just have to say "I like Onyx." Jens: Yeah, what are your-- what are your, I guess, thoughts on Onyx. Or whatever. Nyack: Not that she's interested in you, she's actually clearly not. Jens: Yeah. She's actually-- yeah. Nyack: She's not very available. You will have to-- you will have to beg. Caldwell: Um, Gex is gonna do a Charisma save. Onyx, do you wanna do a persuasion? Emily: (tearful from laughter) Yeah. [Dice roll] Oh my god. Um, that's 17+11. Murph: 28. Emily: I got a 28. [Caldwell laughs.] Murph: So hot. Gex: Well I guess-- Caldwell: You see, uh, Gex, still on this like, massive carphone, this like, massive 90's carphone, is thinking about it as, uh, Jerry Sheldonfeld and Cosmo Creldon talk to each other in the background. [Emotional piano.] Gex: You know I've just been… so hung up on trying to get back with Agent Xtra, I haven't really thought about it, but… I mean, I'm a well-to-do lizard. I'm-- I'm young, hung, and fulla tongue. And I feel like-- [Emily cackles.] Nyack: Oh my god. Murph: Jens hangs up. Jens hangs up. [Caldwell cackles.] Emily: Onyx-- Onyx squirts her skirt. [Murph and Caldwell cackle. Emily and Caldwell keep laughing in the background as the others continue.] Nyack: I'm sorry, the-- like, the-- that was-- Murph: Jens vomits into the TV. Just… Nyack: That was uncouth. That was foul. I-- I'm gonna be sick. Murph, laughing: Squirts? Into her skirt? Nyack: Why did he say that? Murph, laughing: What the fuck? [Pause, as everyone laughs] What the? Caldwell: I'm-- I'm drooling. Nyack: Like two seconds ago he wasn't over his ex? Caldwell: Onyx, he saw something in that moment. Murph: Jens dives into a random TV. [Caldwell: Okay.] And I truly mean a random one. Literally whatever one is next to us.

[operationslipperypuppet]

you’re listening to a fun new episode of trinyvale, excited for whatever the hell they decide to do on snog island, when all of a sudden

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[smangelangel]

Waiting for this to turn into pvp

[thinkingaboutbones]

so glad i binged 8bbc a few month ago bc i saw "enter the media dimension" and went GEX???????? and i was Not disappointed, so glad to get to return to the trinyvale triplets and everyones favorite ww2 veteran

[stone-stars]

aka emily and murph having almost the same reaction to each other's (incredibly similar) choice

Transcript:

Moonshine (Emily): Just real quick, can you just give me-- flash me a smile Pendergreens? [Caldwell laughs] Pendergreens (Murph): Um. Uh, yeah y'know, I sort of-- when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face cause like when are you more happy than when you're…. uh. Slangin' some rope? (laughs) [Emily and Caldwell laugh.] Jake: (laughing) Oh my. Beverly (Caldwell): 'scuse me? Emily: (laughing) Moonshine vomits. Pendergreens: When you're-- [Breaks off as Murph cackles] [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Pendergreens, through laughter: Uh-- moving on! Moving on. Caldwell: Please. [Murph and Emily laughing too hard to speak. Jake laughs too.] Pendergreens, still through laughter: Mo-- moving-- moving on. Gex (Caldwell): You know I've just been… so hung up on trying to get back with Agent Xtra, I haven't really thought about it, but… I mean, I'm a well-to-do lizard. I'm-- I'm young, hung, and fulla tongue. And I feel like-- [Emily cackles.] Nyack (Jake): Oh my god. Murph: Jens hangs up. Jens hangs up. [Caldwell cackles.] Emily: Onyx-- Onyx squirts her skirt. [Murph and Caldwell cackle. Emily and Caldwell keep laughing in the background as the others continue.] Nyack: I'm sorry, the-- like, the-- that was-- Murph: Jens vomits into the TV. Just… Nyack: That was uncouth. That was foul. I-- I'm gonna be sick. Murph, laughing: Squirts? Into her skirt? Nyack: Why did he say that? Murph, laughing: What the fuck? [Pause, as everyone laughs] What the? Caldwell: I'm-- I'm drooling. Nyack: Like two seconds ago he wasn't over his ex?

[operationslipperypuppet]

jake’s stunned silence when gex appears. i’m deceased.

[operationslipperypuppet]

crazy that this weeks something special is a random new trinyvale. crazier that it started with a friends debate. and craziest that jens is here when he did die at carnegie hall

[smangelangel]

I was never more grateful for Jens than when Gecks showed up