#trimmed a few things out but twas a fun little au

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msc/rngi stripper au (no strippers relevant) written w @fish-with-more-eyes bc they said chris prince acts like he’s running a strip club bc “hes teaching these guys to hone their bodies to assist 'talents'......................”

if prince is running the place then it’s msc trio’s show. aka rngi and their unwilling third wheel chigiri <3

no way nagi’s a stripper that man is more of a blob than a person which means he’s either a bartender or a bouncer. going w the second given how his ass is always down for a fight n is tall despite never being in one…. perfect

reo being cajoled into entering his sugar daddy arc but instead it’s the bouncer who catches his eye,,,

chigiri’s pretty enpugh to be a stripper 100% but he’s gotta be stuck w rngi’s bullshit for max sillies so he gets to be the friend who tries to get reo to begin his sugar daddy arc (why? his mind works in mysterious ways. it is not my place to question it n neither is it yours)

this is like. a strip club au where neither of the couple are strippers lmaoo

the strippers can be prince and the rest of the coaches instead actually ! pulling ego into this. while he’d make a great pervert regular n noa tipper, if u swap them we get pathetic down bad noa instead which is perfect <3