#trijock alliance

[boffeeceans]

Who has what really depends on the day

[shieldofiron]

I think part of the reason I don’t ship the Steddiedom is that Steve has no spookiness. Like yeah, they fuck, but I fully think Eddie needs someone a little spooky.

He needs Chrissy whispering about Wuthering Heights and seeing her grandmother’s ghost when she was a kid; Billy laughing at Horror Movies because the blood’s so fake and real blood doesn’t look like that, that’s not how that bone would break; and Jason explaining the book of Revelations and whispering that he’s gonna have his soul ripped out through his eyes and dragged to hell. He needs someone a little weird, slightly creepy possibly. A Halloween type. No spooky energy, no Eddie I’m afraid.

[zephrr]

Chrissy can pick Jason up and Eddie and Billy found this out when she was jealous and she straight up picked him up in bridal style and walked away.

[shieldofiron]

I certainly love to put him with a traumatized Blonde.

[zephrr]

SEND ME ASKS. PLEASEEE BRO PLEASEEE. I NEED TO GET OUT OF WRITERS BLOCK. I NEED TO WRITE SOMETHING. PLEASE BRO PLEASE. literally any jason related thing...plese.

[shieldofiron]

@ayaravensong you get me 🖤

I certainly love to put him with a traumatized Blonde.

[shieldofiron]

Eddie when he realizes football season goes right into baseball season

I think part of the reason I don’t ship the Steddiedom is that Steve has no spookiness. Like yeah, they fuck, but I fully think Eddie needs someone a little spooky.

He needs Chrissy whispering about Wuthering Heights and seeing her grandmother’s ghost when she was a kid; Billy laughing at Horror Movies because the blood’s so fake and real blood doesn’t look like that, that’s not how that bone would break; and Jason explaining the book of Revelations and whispering that he’s gonna have his soul ripped out through his eyes and dragged to hell. He needs someone a little weird, slightly creepy possibly. A Halloween type. No spooky energy, no Eddie I’m afraid.