#tried watching Cyberpunk Edge Runners but I couldn't sit still

[the-blossica-fan]

I have an idea. Evangelion Reverse 1999 AU

Turn the doomed yaoi to doomed yuri and its perfect!

The White Marble House is basically Seele and the Foundation is Nerve.

Manus are the Angels invading plus the boss designs do give that space horror.

Vertin is Shinji, Rei is Sonetto and Matilda is Asuka.

Constantine is Gendo (so get in the robot Vertin!) and Madam Z and Tooth Fairy is Misato and Ritsuko respectively.

Schneider can be Kaworu for the tragic yuri (the scene where Shinji crushes Kaworu with the Eva)

The Eva mechs are all the mothers of the repective characters so Vertin in Eva 1 is piloting the remnants of her mother (I canonise the situationship with Constantine here)

Uh yeah the Third Impact is basically the Storm on steroids so yeah - Vertin at some point causes the Third Impact so yippee.

(Too much into an AU again, uh its either this or a Witch From Mercury AU, wasn't sure if you were similar with it)

My friend, I uh... I have never watched Evangelion 😓

I haven't watched Witch From Mercury so you're right on that!

I'm sorry I have no idea what some of this is but I have to go with what little Evangelion media I consumed ("FELIZ JUEVES" IS ALL I KNOW I'M SORRY)

About the Boss design, I do agree they give space horror with the way they're designed. Specifically Arcana, Arcana is creepy. But the Manus designs could get a little body horror style in order to make them more unsettling and hard to understand to the human eye, which is often how the extraterrestrial bodies are described.

I'm not sure what "Angels" are in Evangelion so I can't assume those are the biblically depicted angels or if they're a little more humanoid with or without wings

As for Vertin as Shinji (I think Shinji is the sad man in a white shirt, right?) and Schneider as Kaworu (the one with white hair?), they're doomed in every AU I'm sorry. I didn't know Evangelion had Doomed Yaoi as well.

Well that scene you described to me sounds a lot like the Green Oranges scene, does it play out similarly or can we switch it a bit?

Wait if Matilda is Asuka then imagine the Feliz Jueves with Matilda instead of Asuka

(THIS IS LITERALLY ALL I KNOW OF EVANGELION)

So uh, feel free to ramble to me about this AU bc I'm useless in crossovers 😓