#treezus

[powertaco]

Just take a seat over there. Treezus will set you and Yorse to rights...

BLOCONUT JUMPSCARE

I AM NEVER OPENING MY ASKBOX AGAIN. THROWS IT INTO A FIRE AND KICKS IT FOR GOOD MEASURE. I CANT ESCAPE THIS SHIT. THOUGHT THIS WAS A POST V8 HIATUS THING NOT A POST V9 HIATUS THING

i stg if someone yorse jumpscares me it’s OVER

[powertaco]

Treezus Time -All's well that ends on a potential sequel depending on how long the hiatus lasts (last chapter...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46867429/chapters/121163842

Treezus has a few more therapy sessions as things start to get settled for our heroes, but can things truly be sorted out by the end of the chapter?

Yes they can.

General plan is to slowly whittle WIP’s so they’re down to like 5. One WR one DWR random 1 shots of WR+, and likely the 2nd and 3rd parts of Before the Stones.

To that end much like I’ve been doing with IPS I’ll be working on fics that are closer to being done or shorter fics.

That means working on stuff like, In Plain Sight, Darkest Ruby, Love after Death, Call of Whiterose, Against the Storm, and so on.

Radio Grimm has the Menagerie Arc to do but it needs an animated trailer to go with it which is why it hasn’t been updated in a bit (100% serious on the trailer btw yes I have problems)

If you have questions or what not lemme know and I’ll answer em!

[hearts401]

"how do you update so fast" i dont have a life and i dont care about anything ever

[powertaco]

Sorry I predicted the tree was god and could reverse aging. I’m not letting that pass. We all in on the Treezus the therapist au. Time for the follow up one shot 

Instead of making cursed memes for the hiatus we should revive the RWBY!rock AU

[powertaco]

Random thoughts about Weiss choosing Ruby and what it actually means

I see people talking about how Weiss picked Ruby in the forest over Jaune, and while that’s right I (and Dr. Treezus) would like to point out that it’s a lot deeper than that.

This is the girl who literally exploded on Weiss when they first met.

and yet when faced with the choice of a ‘child’ or Jaune she picks Ruby which is fine, but she wasn’t just picking Ruby over Jaune.

Weiss is many things, especially first season, but she’s also smart.

She KNOWS that’s Pyrrha’s weapon. The color scheme, everything is calling out saying that it’s hers.

Weiss is more than capable of finding a way to meet Pyrrha first on her way to get Jaune and yet she doesn’t. She has a chance to easily make sure Pyrrha is her partner, and yet...

Yes she ignores Jaune but she’s also deliberately choosing Ruby over Pyrrha, the girl who she thought was worth knowing and teaming up with.

She chose her once, and I think

She’ll never stop

Choosing her every time.

Each time she’ll come back to her partner...and maybe young maria too...

Worked it in there.

[tenzoyamato]

Whoever you are with this bumper sticker... Where did you get it?! I need it for obvious reasons!

[powertaco]

I've always had a theory that if god and light worked together to curse her than another combination could end it.

Hence Ruby and her silver eyes are the light, and grimm or perhaps Weiss's summons could represent the dark, and a combination could remove it.

If Weiss can summon a Jabberwocker that might also work.

Or they can just do the DBZ thing and inconvenience her forever, ie find a way to launch her into deep space, or the sun, or a volcano or something to buy time.

The mental image of Salem finally getting out of the core of the planet or something and everyone has left the planet to go into space, and she looks up as the sun is about to envelop the planet and is like 'well shit'.

IDK. There are options, but I mostly assume that because Salem said no victory in strength that cunning will have to save the day. I admittedly would be kinda let down if the plan was to rely on the 'gods' who have proven to give no shit to do it.

Now maybe if Treezus/the blacksmith showed up to fix things as a sorry for letting the 'gods' go free.

So, let's say RWBY comes out of limbo somehow. Like, someone buys the property, and the series resumes.

What the hell is "the plan" to stop Salem?

I can't help but feel the "plan" from a writing standpoint was to keep doing side quests until someone on the writing team figured out a way to have Team RWBY win.

I can only assume the answer was somehow for RWBY to max out her silver eyes, have all the relics, and that would somehow reveal an answer. Like, Silver Eyes can somehow undo Salem's immortality and either make her killable or she'd turn to dust, but I feel that's just a hail marry theory by me. Hell, if this WAS possible, then Jinn would've said it, wouldn't she? That Ozma would need the 4 relics and a Silver Eyed Warrior to defeat Salem, but she literally said nothing could.

I'm sorry if this is overly negative of me without any humor to soften it up, but it really feels like Salem was made too powerful. Like, to the point where defeating her seems so impossible that any way of defeating her seems unrealistic.

[hearts401]

NEW CHAPTER!!!! ^0^

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[kerfwuffle-the-chaos-causer]

THE ONE WITH THE TRANSLUCENT TOP. YK THE ORANGE ONE I KEPT STARING AT

TREEZUS CHRIST IM. FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

yall i just saw the prettiest fucking boy ever i think im gonna loose my shit im over here thinking of him and kicking my legs and giggling like GODDAMN.

[reggietsunami]

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

TEEEZUS CHRIST

[trademarktrill]

Treezus™

[fotophog-blog]

[chaoticevilspacewitch]

I think it really only works if time in the Ever After is completely disconnected from time in Remnant. It might have been recent history in the EA, but Lewis popped back hundreds of years ago in Remnant.

Remember, Treezus is all about sending people back "where they're most needed". Maybe Lewis needed to publish his book a long time ago?

Ok but my question is how does the timeline work?

Let's say Jaune was around 18-19 when he got to the ever after, and the oldest he could've been when they all left was 60-ish.

He was already significantly older when he met Alyx, so late 20's to mid 30's? (And that's lowballing it)

That means that between Luis leaving the ever after, and our characters arriving, there's maybe 40 years.

We know our main cast grew up on the story "the girl who fell through the world", meaning they must have read it when they were kids, maybe 5-10 years old. So that's 30 years after Lewis left the ever after, and I'm guessing it took him a few years to write and publish it.

So how did the story become so popular in a relatively short time? And consider, it's probably harder to publish and distribute books and stuff on Remnant.

The only explanation I can think of is that time goes faster in the ever after. That could mean that RWBYJ were gone for even less time than we thought, but then how did all the airships manage to make it to Vacuo so quickly?

I guess maybe the flow of time in the ever after isn't linear compared to Remnant? Idk

[powertaco]

Treezus Deadwood Therapist Extraordinaire -Crack 1 shot

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46325398

Who would have thought that the giant tree in ever after was alive? And a licensed therapist? And that the only way to get home was to be declared mentally sound by the tree?

Yeah me either...

By @breadworth​

By Shu!

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[romankidds]

$. How good would you be though? . . I don't roll up windows, I don't roll up on hoes, I don't roll with the punches and I don't roll no damn Tide...I roll these blunts. - Treezus . . You gotta be at least Expert level to quote Treezus. #pseudolove #treezus #swisher #dutchmasters #backwoods #mmj #blunts (at Los Angeles, California)