#translation here: 'Her galas are for stupid cowardly fools who think she's the prettiest girl around!'

[incorrectstarvs]

[Star and Eclipsa are munching on popcorn while watching a Victorian soap opera] Maid in the show: "But Lady Beckford! What about your invite to Miss Northington's gala?" Lady Beckford: "Tell her I am not coming." Eclipsa and Star: *gasping in horror* Lady Beckford: "Her galas are for vazey, pideon-livered fools who think she's the most venust doll around! Well, I have decided I am not one of those fools!" Eclipsa and Star: Oh no she didn't!! Miss Northington: "What did you just say?" Eclipsa and Star: *gasping in more horror*