#transgender richie tozier is real

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I love this scene so fucking much like istg

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ALL CHARACTERS ARE NOW

TRANSGENDER

AND

AUTISTIC

SORRY BUT I DONT MAKE THE ROOLS.

THATS JUST THE WAY

THE WIND BLOWS

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so i should be doing hw rn but i don’t want to do that so take some trans reddie hcs instead

it’s gonna get long so i’m putting it under a cut

richie comes out first

he comes out to the losers before anyone else, even his parents

his parents are a bit confused at first but they support him and are really great with his transition

it takes eddie longer because of his internalized transphobia and repression

he eventually realizes that people usually don’t search up “am i transgender” quizzes if they’re secure in their identity

and cis girls apparently are fine with being called ma’am and young lady?? and they enjoy dressing up in skirts??

like he’s just clueless for a long time because he doesn’t have really any girl friends and sonia is sonia so nobody talks to him about this stuff

richie coming out actually helps him a lot cause then he’s able to ask him questions and richie can explain his perspective

and it doesn’t sound exactly like how eddie feels but it’s enough where he’s like okay there’s definitely something happening here

tbh i don’t really want to focus on the trans angst part atm so let’s skip to college

(if anyone wants stuff about eddie and sonia/high school reddie i’ll make a separate post)

so they all go to the same college bc i said so

eddie and stan room together and so do bill and richie bc as much as they want to be around the other they mutually agree that their rooming styles are too different and they’d probably end up getting on each other’s nerves a lot

they’re over at each other’s rooms all the time anyway so it works out

eddie’s developed his own style at this point

he started out trying to look really masculine and then realized that wasn’t really him

he tried wearing one of bev’s skirts and it made him super dysphoric so he doesn’t wear anything like that but he’s comfortable now with a softer, light academia style

meanwhile richie’s more of a gender fuckery type

at the end of high school and into college he really starts experimenting with style

he’s still sort of a fashion mess but he’ll wear skirts and dresses and loud patterns and for the most part doesn’t care how he’s perceived

he still gets dysphoria though !! he presents across the gender spectrum depending on how he feels that day but he’s not a fan of his chest and he doesn’t like being referred to as a woman

so he gets top surgery first 

eddie spends practically all his time at richie’s dorm taking care of him

bill’s obviously supportive but he doesn’t necessarily want to be taking care of him 24/7 cause like. he still wants to be social and stuff so he’s happy to let eddie take care of him

richie’s pretty drugged up on painkillers the first day or two and he’s constantly talking about how handsome eddie is and how he’s such a good doctor 

and maybe an i love you slips out but richie pretends he doesn’t remember and eddie pretends he didn’t hear it

they’re still not together at this point but it’s obvious they’ll get together because they’ve been flirting since they were pre-pubescent 

it’s not until richie starts healing up and can wear the things he used to wear but without dysphoria that he starts to question again

and ends up coming out as nonbinary <3

he’s still happy with he/him pronouns but the losers (at his request) start using they/them for him as well and those are really good too so he ends up using he/they

because richie is sort of the blueprint for eddie’s transition eddie starts to question himself as well

but ends up staying with the trans man label because, especially after talking more to richie about it, he realizes that he doesn’t feel the same about gender as richie does

eddie doesn’t start physically transitioning until college

he binds but bc of sonia can’t start T until he turns 18, which happens his first semester

some stuff he only feels comfortable talking to richie about but he’s blushing the whole time anyway

like how richie’s big dick jokes weren’t entirely untrue

and he doesnt show richie but he’s like. is this normal

and richie wants to laugh but they dont want to make eddie more self conscious than he clearly already is so they’re like yeah dw and it calms eddie down significantly

they end up meeting a bunch of other trans ppl on campus and they’re both so fucking happy bc they love the losers (and most of them aren’t straight) but they never got any trans exposure besides each other in derry

so it’s really nice to see other trans people in varying states of transition and like. see that they’re not alone

also everyone thinks they’re a couple because they literally show up holding hands but they just blush and stammer out a weak excuse and everyone exchanges glances and then leaves it alone

eddie kinda freaks out when it’s his turn for top surgery

he’s terrified of surgery and anesthesia and richie has to pull him away from the computer a lot because he’s psyching himself out learning about all the things that could possibly go wrong

but they’re there for him every step of the way

so are the losers of course but none of them have been through it

and richie keeps reassuring him like “look at me, i made it through just fine and you’re way healthier than me”

cause lets be real richie smokes weed and probably vapes and doesn’t have a real exercise routine

meanwhile eddie goes to the gym four times a week and goes on runs and takes vitamin supplements

so surgery happens and richie’s right there holding eddie’s hand when he wakes up

and now it’s eddie’s turn to be kinda loopy and he just stage whispers, “i know you’re in love with me”

and richie’s just laughing nervously and looking around and he still hasn’t let go of eddie’s hand

like they have no clue what to do so they’re just like haha okay time to go back to sleep and eddie just shrugs and passes out again until the nurse wakes him up and it doesn’t get brought up again

everyone pitches in to help out with eddie’s recovery 

seeing his flat chest for the first time is a super emotional experience 

he only lets richie be there with him, which the others pretty much expected

he completely breaks down and richie holds him on the bathroom floor and neither of them talk for a long time

but then richie helps eddie put his shirt back on so he doesn’t pull the stitches and then they both just sit there on the floor and talk for a long time

and that’s when eddie finally confesses

they’re both completely lucid this time, so there’s no mistaking it for anything but the truth when eddie tells richie he’s been in love with him since middle school 

and of course richie reciprocates and that’s their first kiss

and when they pull apart richie just murmurs, “does that mean you want to be the first to see richie tozier’s big dick?” 

and eddie laughs and pushes them away and the spell is broken 

but he doesn’t say no

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Brooklyn 99 AU chapter one:

WC: 1244 Relationships (long term): Richie tozier/Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris/Patty Blum Uris Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Mike Hanlon, Beverly Marsh, Bill Denbrough, Ben Hanscom A/N: Holy shit man these are short and sweet!!

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“If I’m ever going to become captain, I need someone who’s actually able to teach me. Nothing like the captains we’ve had before.” Eddie sighed, rubbing his eyes.

Richie cocked his head and fiddled with a lego figure on his desk. “Sorry Chuck, the new captain is going to be some washed up, old, careless mo-fo who looks like a hard boiled egg. I, for one, love old white guys who don’t give a shit about how I work. S’great.” he explained.

“Is that what you think?”

Richie jumped out of his seat and spun to see someone new behind him. Mike, Bill, Bev, Ben and Eddie were all staring at him and the man in front of him.

The man was taller than Richie, with deeply tanned skin, pale green eyes and slicked black curls. He was probably several years older than Richie, probably early-to-mid 40s, and he looked very, very unamused.

“He~y, new captain.” Richie had an awkward grin on his face, and ran his fingers through his hair. “What’s happenin’... man?”

The new captain’s eyebrows twitched up. “I believe you were describing me. An, old, washed up, careless… mo-fo.”

Richie glanced over to Eddie, who was bright red and staring at the ceiling.

“I.. did.. Joke about that- ha, jokes, Right.. Captain?” Richie could not stand the award silence in the room.

“What’s your name?” the captain asked.

“Detective Richard J. Tozier, sir.” Richie mumbled, hands falling to his sides and head falling down a bit, facade fading.

“Do I look like a hard-boiled egg to you, Detective Tozier?” The captain asked in sincerity.

“No, sir.”

“Next time I see you,” the older man pointed at Richie’s chest. “I want to see you wearing a tie. And a proper shirt.” he commanded, voice low and smooth, and started towards his office. He paused outside the door and turned to the squad.

“Everyone, I’m your new commanding officer. Captain Stan Uris.”

“Speech!’ Eddie blurted, probably without meaning to. He was still bright red.

The corners of Uris’ mouth twitched. “That was my speech. Dismissed. Sargent Hanlon, A word in my office.”

“Yes sir.” Mike mumbled, walking past Richie and glaring at him a bit before disappearing into the empty office.

“I love him.” Eddie said, turning to Richie.

“Yeah.” Richie bit his tongue and looked down at his loud, hawaiian shirt. “Yeah He’s great. Real great.”

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"Okay Sergeant." Uris said in a clear, steady voice. "Give me my team."

"Alright.. start with Beverly. Beverly Marsh. Smart, cunning, quick and terrifying." The woman in question had shoulder length Auburn hair, shocking blue eyes and was smacking her computer.

"Bill Denbrough. not the smartest but he works the hardest out of the whole team." The short, lean man was shrieking over having hit his head on the counter trying to pick up the muffin he stepped on. “Not the most physically adept but he can burn through paperwork like no one’s business.”

The Captain nodded, Mike moved on.

"Eddie Kaspbrak. Grew up needing to prove himself to his peers. One of my best detectives." The man was short, with buff arms and a wide chest, neatly combed bottle blond hair and a youthful face. He was typing away furiously at his computer, trying to ignore Richie. "He and Tozier have an ongoing bet, it's a bit foolish but their arrests have jumped exponentially."

Uris looked at Tozier studiously. "Tell me about Tozier."

"Richie Tozier is my best detective. He loves serving justice and solving puzzles. Only puzzle he hasn't solved, is how to grow up."

Uris eyed the tall, lanky man with precision, watching his black curls bob and his grin widen as he threw Lego bricks at Eddie.

“That’s very well put.” Uris commented.

“Richie comes up a lot in my therapy sessions.” Mike mumbled.

“Mike you know my story.” Stan said, turning to him. “You know how important this is to me.”

“Of course.”

“This precinct is running fine, but I want to make it the best in Brooklyn.”

Mike smiled a bit. “I’ll do everything I can sir. Where do we start?”

Stan paused, and looked out the window of his office again. Richie was dancing around Eddie’s desk to some imaginary music. There was a small collection of bits and bobs on his desk, and his big, round, thin frame glasses were falling off his face. He snapped his fingers and whispered to Eddie: What, is, happening?

“We start with him.”

 “So… this is fun.” Richie mumbled from the back seat. Eddie was in the passenger side seat, smugly sitting beside their new captain, who was looking at stoic as ever.

“You know what the best part of stakeouts are?” Richie continued, leaning forward and looking between his two coworkers. “No dress code. Just me, my stupid Hawaiian shirt and high waisted jeans.”

“Does he always talk this much?” Uris asked coolly, not really looking at either of them.

“I’ve learned to tune it out. It’s like a white noise machine.” Eddie replied. Eddie always had the strongest New Yorker accent, so him saying that sounded funny to Richie.

(Richie sounded more Italian than anything.)

“I, frankly, am pumped to be on a stakeout with you, Cap’n.” Richie said in honesty. “Mike told me you put away the Disco Strangler. It’s incredible, I mean I’ve read that case.”

Stanley nodded very slightly.

“With all due respect, Sir, why’d it take you so long to get your own command? Other than…” Richie trailed off, biting his tongue and vaguely gesturing to Uris’ forearms.

“Other than the fact that I’m Israeli?” Stan asked, finally turning to Richie.

Richie cocked his head a bit. “Yeah.”

Stanley made an unreadable face and looked back out the window. Richie and Eddie waited for a response. There was only a long pause.

“It’s because I’m transgender.”

Eddie choked on his water, and Richie just laughed.

“Wait, You’re serious?”

“Of course.” Stan replied, shrugging a bit. “I don’t try to hide it.”

In Richie’s mind, all he thought of were the little details he over looked throughout the day. The newspaper on the wall that was hung that morning with the headline Trans POC Captain Appointed! , the fact that Ben asked after the Captain disappeared into his office: “Did anyone else get a little bit of a gay vibe?” or how the captain had a small, pink blue and white pin on his small bag by his desk.

“Damn.” Richie said, ignoring Eddie’s furious blushing and apologizing for spilling his water. “I am a horrible detective.”

“When did you come out?” Eddie asked, trying to be casual.

Stan thought for a second, letting out a small, slow hum. “About 25 years ago.” he said. “The NYPD was not ready for an openly trans cop. No one respected me. No one called me by my name aside from my wife, Patricia. Back then, everyone called me the muslim lesbian.”

“Yup, the 90s were hell.” Richie sighed.

“Only if you weren’t a straight white boy.” Eddie mumbled, and looked Richie in the eyes.

“Okay, first off? You know why you call me White Boy that turns me on, which is unacceptable in the workplace, second, I was right- there’s our guy -I’m a genius GO TEAM.” Richie said quickly, pointing out the windshield to a small, silhouetted figure going into an abandoned building.

The other two immediately began to jump out of the car, and Richie whooped as he scrambled to follow them.

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I havent posted on this account in a while-

And btw Richie Tozier is fucking adorable and my favorite character in the movie and nobody can change my mind.

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This..is too adorble

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Yes.

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Omg theyre so fucking CUTE!!! JSBHSIUSHEUUJ

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I'm tired of ppl saying that Richie Tozier is some cool emo guy who smokes (cough Boris Pavlikovsky cough) and has no internalized homophobia in sight and has perfect eyesight in fanfics.

Because no.

He is not.

THIS IS HIM

Hes a gay nerd with thick glasses and wears Hawaiian shirts every. single. season. Even winter.

HE IS NOT BORIS PAVLIKOVSKY.

Thank you.

:)

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Yes

(i think we can tell I've run out of shit to say)

In all seriousness, Richie is my fave character ✋

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Ok sooo...

This is my first post on this account..

My 1st (and main) account is @human-being-on-earth, which is mainly byler, steddie, sapphic senate, etc

So... Hi!

They're so gay it isn't even funny-

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I once heard of something called 'stan apologist'. I immediately thought of Stanley Uris and went 'what has the poor boy ever done wrong' before I realized it was prob from some other fandom. I'm smart 👍