#trans guide

[pennythemechpilot]

Tattoo artist: So I guess you really like plants, huh? Trans girl: *getting her entire hand/arm tattooed to resemble bundles of vines, so hard she can barely think straight*, ...yeah I guess. I just really like plants, heh.

[archeryenthusiast]

How do cis straight couples even work?

Like who's the Affini and who's the Floret????? It just doesn't make sense to me like obviously I don't have anything against straights, BUT

[ashroomancer]

Babe, you've got to stop calling edibles class A's no one knows what the fuck you're talking about!

[ashes2caches]

cooking show host: so while that’s in the oven we’re gonna chop up all this broccoli into little florets

the transfem standing next to her, vibrating and frothing at the mouth: hey could you say that one more time?

[orangaria]

An affini that takes away all mirrors and reflective surfaces in the hab and starts calling her new “cis male” floret a girlie name from the moment she first wakes up.

The usual “free Terran” resistance doesn’t even cross her mind as she instead declares over and over that this isn’t her name, and that she is a boy.

The affinity simply chuckles. What a silly pet she is! She’s obviously a girl, and always has been! And she give her a heavy dose of xenodrugs to soothe her mind.

Over the next few days, the floret gets put into cute dresses, her hair grows out quite a bit due to the drugs, and even her voice starts sounding more feminine.

There daze she is being kept under is making it harder and harder to protest, and she starts to respond naturally to her new name under the affini’s care.

Class Gs are used and she is too far gone to even realize that the adorably feminine body she now had is one different from just a week prior.

She is now a happy pet. A happy girl pet

Get florted, get forcefemed :3

[theasexualagent]

Yeah, sorry, your boyfriend was opposing the affini, yeah, he’s a broccoli now, yeah, they also gave her hrt, as plants often do, sorry.

[scribbled-dream]

My opinion on this might change, but:

For those who say HDG is purely psychosexual horror, and the wish fulfillment detracts from the setting, and for those who say the opposite:

They’re making out sloppily.

But for real—the point of the Affini is that they are the direct opposite of the Terran Accord. The Accord wants one story: Humanity under their control, with everyone stripped of their potential for the greater war machine, lives cut short by faulty implants and capitalism.

The Affini are the opposite. We see this time and time again. For every story like Abcission, there’s another like Wellness Check. The Affini do want control—but for them, control means giving Humanity freedom. Freedom to be a needy, Xenodrug adoring Petal, or a witty, deeply romantic Sophont that’s adoring all on their own without coercion, and broken, ruined souls who need xenodrugs and gentle, utterly gentle care to get back on their feet.

The Affini are a future where people can work for the pure enjoyment of serving their community. Of course people who are under the heel of the Accord would be afraid, resist, or fight. Fear is natural.

But for every time I see people decrying the Affini—they forget that the Affini are the closest to heaven Humanity might ever get.

The horror of your body wasting away for a state that despises you—or the potential, existential horror of having a choice—and either shirking it out of terror, or accepting it with an open heart.

The Affini are a haven for so many trans people, disabled people, all telling stories in their own, unique way. The gentle love of the Affini leading to individuality in all but name means so much to me as someone who struggles with disability and mental health.

Thanks for reading!

[tranceykitten]

Literal homophobia that I'm not pumped full of xenodrugs and completely surrendering myself to the firm-but-gentle machinations of a hot alien plant mommy's vines rn

[iowafashionweekbegins]

DUE TO COPYRIGHT ISSUES, THIS GUIDE IS CURRENTLY OBSOLETE.

hi, i just want to let everyone know, if any of you are frustrated with the state of TS4, i've compiled several different tutorials and made an all-in-one guide for playing TS2 on modern computers. it has all the fixes necessary to prevent crashes + pink flashing, and tips to make the game look just as nice as TS4, if not better!

please let me know if this guide is useful for you, or if anything needs to be changed/added/removed. i've tested it myself on multiple computers, and, while it works for me, there are many possibilities for error, considering that everyone's computer is different.

thank you for reading! i hope you like it :]

EDIT: i've set up a ko-fi, if anyone wants to show their appreciation for my work!! thank you so much to anyone who donates!!

EDIT 2: if you're going to copy my guide, especially if some parts are word-for-word, please give me credit, just like how i gave credit at the end of the tutorial to all of the creators whose guides i referenced in the creation of this carrd. as far as i'm aware, i came up with this idea of an all-in-one carrd first- having a large platform does not make you better than anyone else or "above" giving credit to others.

EDIT 3:

the web installer has been taken down for a copyright issue. i will have to find an alternative method of downloading. as of right now, this guide is obsolete, and reblogs will be turned off until the issue is fixed.

last updated: february 16th, 2025, update info in the replies.

[auntbibby]

if an affini plant lady broke into my home and took me to her ship id be like "can i say bye to my earth friends like can i leave a note or somthin" and shed be like "lol no" and id be like "ok just wanted to ask just in case"

then as she was flying the ship and i was tied to a bed id be like "u know i rely heavily on antipsychotics and tourettes-suppressing drugs and shit like that right, like are u gonn replace that cuz if not im probly gonn go fuckin nuts with symptoms & irritibility".....shed be like "ya i got a a.i. to scan ur internet presence dont worry i know ur deal. also like geez u understand we're THE DRUG ALIENS right????" and id be like "ok cool just checking. srry." and shed be like "its ok dear"

and id lay back and think i wonder if me consenting willingly will prevent her from brainwashing me and id look at her and then lay back again and think ya probly not these plant bitches get off on brainwashing

[ashes2caches]

cis guy: i just hate how rough my fucking skin is. i wish i could just feel soft for once.

8 foot tall plant alien: hmm…

[orangaria]

Would your affini owner really be that good if it didn't try forcefem on you?

Oh, you're already a girl? That doesn't change anything, you can be pushed further.

[gardenia-nettle-first-floret]

Today’s emotion is: floret bunny so tired. When do the plamts get here and destroy capitalism and gives me cuddles.

[creatureintheaffinicompact]

i dont just need to be domesticated, i also NEED class G's, not just for the rapid perfect transition but also i can finally fulfill my purpose of becoming a catgirl

[wendigot33th]

I FUCKING HATE THE HDG!!! IT MAKES ME FUCKIN YEARN FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WANTED TILL NOW!!! I CANT GET THE STUPID PLANT OUTTA MY HEAD!!!

If someone told me I was a FUCKING good girl(~) I would fucking die. I'm going to get my wisdom teeth pulled and I SAW that one tweet from *INCINEROARS FAT COCK ENJOYER* AND IM SOOOOO FUCKING WORRIED IM GONNA COME BACK TO A ROOM WITH LESS TEETH AND DOCTORS STARING AT ME AS I STUTTER OUT THE ROOM APOLOGIZING FOR HALF CONSCIOUSLY BRINGING UP NON-CON SELF CARE HYPNO PLANT

BULLSHIT!!!

IVE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT READING PLANT SMUT FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS THROUGH THE NIGHT!!!! IM FUCKING DOOMED!!!!

[pupgrl-off-leash]

My love for HDG has finally breached into the physical realm my girlfriend had a kandi making party and I made a good floret bracelet!