#training wheels cop | smokescreen

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Buttlord, Lord of the Butts, our afts go off to you!

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Liplord~! It's been a while, you're looking good! How have things been holing- I mean, holding up for you?

Snrk- what a cute little mistake. Overlord took Smokescreen by the chin and gave his helm a relatively gentle shake.

"Things are holdin' up well, Smokey- an' holin' up well, too."

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BIG BOY LIPLORD It's been a while! How have you been holding up? You got any cool new lip paints?

There's some lip smacking, and then Overlord turns towards Smokescreen, grinning wide enough to show off his fangs. "Baby blue, sweetspark, it has been a while! You been behavin' while I was gone?"

And just for him, Overlord offers a little cylinder- an unused and sealed thing of lipstick in a dark, dark blue. "Everythin' looks good on me, but I thought I'd save this one for you. ..you do know how to put it on, don't you?"

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Oooh, you like to do crafts too?

Oh, you better believe it, sugar. They just don’t make nice things for mechs my size!

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He hums, satisfied with himself, and flips the...

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Taps the sign.

“100 shanix, darling.”

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Lean down and close your optics and I'll show you! I hope you like it.

Oh, well, I suppose I can’t deny you that.

*he does, in fact, lean down and shutter his optics!*

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Hey, I like your updog!

Hm. This feels like a trap, but-

“What is updog?”

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Hey, I like your updog!

Aw, not much! What’s up with you? I got you a havagu!

..are you in need of assistance? You seem to be having trouble with words.

..what is a ‘havagu’?

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“I am a bad bot- can I help it if I like somethin’ of the same? Besides, bad bots have the most fun.” Bold, indeed! Smokescreen doesn’t seem to realize exactly the company he keeps. Curious.

“Just a little, but don’t worry. Old Overlord’ll worry about keepin’ you pretty. In fact, why don’t we do a full face of makeup, hm? And yes, I do make my makeup. Can’t exactly trust anyone else to do it right, because the best part and my favorite thing about making it is that it doesn’t smear.”

BIG BOY LIPLORD It's been a while! How have you been holding up? You got any cool new lip paints?

There's some lip smacking, and then Overlord turns towards Smokescreen, grinning wide enough to show off his fangs. "Baby blue, sweetspark, it has been a while! You been behavin' while I was gone?"

And just for him, Overlord offers a little cylinder- an unused and sealed thing of lipstick in a dark, dark blue. "Everythin' looks good on me, but I thought I'd save this one for you. ..you do know how to put it on, don't you?"

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“That’s what I like to hear.”, he cooed, patting at Smokescreen with a careful servo. He did have his favorites, after all, and those who misbehaved were high on that list. Especially the ones who had the nerve to smile in his face about it. 

“Now hold on- oh, boy.” He huffs a laugh, and tilts Smokescreen’s helm up with his servo, thumbing at the mistakes until they’re gone and then taking the lipstick and reapplying with a careful optic.

“There we go... do you want to know my favorite thing about making lipstick?”

BIG BOY LIPLORD It's been a while! How have you been holding up? You got any cool new lip paints?

There's some lip smacking, and then Overlord turns towards Smokescreen, grinning wide enough to show off his fangs. "Baby blue, sweetspark, it has been a while! You been behavin' while I was gone?"

And just for him, Overlord offers a little cylinder- an unused and sealed thing of lipstick in a dark, dark blue. "Everythin' looks good on me, but I thought I'd save this one for you. ..you do know how to put it on, don't you?"