#toys and treats and hidey holes and mazes and hammocks and tents and more hammocks and more hammocks and puzzle toys and mental stimulation

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I just put in the most insane but also passionate adoption application & letter I’ve ever written in my life.  Wish me luck. I’m going to bury myself alive if they don’t choose me.  I even offered to pay double the adoption fee because they’re BABY HAIRLESS RATS and they’re “first come first serve” so if someone got an application in there before me I need some kind of leg up right??? lmao im fucking nuts idgaf I need those babies in my life. PLUS taking in male AND female babies that have not yet been separated is RISKY.  My experience & formal education should ALSO give me some leverage right??? Like wtf does first come first serve even mean??? I’m the most qualified (maybe lmao I have no idea) and I will die for them so...like...just pick me even if someone putting in the application an hour before me??? right?? JHFBASOUDGOSDSBGJ 

I turned down taking in those 14 baby rats a week or two ago or whenever it was and like... I felt so weird about it but this is working out SO WELL. I have been ACHING TERRIBLY to form a new friendship with a hairless rat specifically.  There is no love comparable to loving a hairless rat.  Their sweetness combined with the intimacy of skin on skin contact?? idk how to express it because there truly aren’t words.... my heart is beating so fast. I’m probably just going to refresh my email every 30 seconds until I get a response. because I’m normal and well adjusted. RATS!