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[dashoffun]

Happy Wednesday! . . . . . #shark #earrings #sharkweek #fashion #quirky #funearrings #silly #toyearrings #beach #beachstyle #jaws #etsy #smallbusinessowner #smallbusiness #etsyshop #teeth #funfashion https://www.instagram.com/p/CnkDym-uknX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kirfluffbon]

celebrate toyear's 427 by eating a good meal or perhaps frollicking in the grass

doing all of the above AND holding hands with my fae gf. im winning

[davvoid]

The Easter part 1

Adventure from toyear's easter! Wowzers!

( ^ Image for the announcement) But here it be, with zero context as usual:

Part 2 >>>

[theiloveyousong]

shoutout toyear ago me who blocked the tag stimboard because they gave me a weird feeling. girl you are feeling Happy and Good

[fwugresonance]

* toyear’s theme: creativity

* music, writing, drawing, videos, rpgmaker, all creative

[stefyjonas1]

Took some product photos with new backgrounds. Which one's your favorite? 📸 Available on etsy! DM me for info! #etsyearrings #etsykeychain #etsyseller #etsyshop #etsysellersofinstagram #wristletkeychain #wristletkeyfob #earringsofinstagram #earringsforsale #earringshop #lesbianearrings #boldearrings #teacherearrings #toyearrings #etsyshopowner https://www.instagram.com/p/CLS9LQLnWaK/?igshid=3wttzdxflfkj

[allthecanadianpolitics]

EDMONTON- Amid questions about his residency while he was a Calgary MP[1], Jason Kenney has insisted that he has been a long-time Alberta resident. However, in 2016, Kenney made a donation to an Ontario political party, something only legally allowed for Ontario residents.

On Saturday, Kenney said: "I have been a proud resident of Alberta for nearly 3 decades. During that time, I have always owned, co-owned, or rented my principal residence in Alberta, first in Edmonton in the early 1990s, then Calgary. I paid my taxes in Alberta. My driver’s license and health card were from Alberta. My doctor and dentist were in Alberta. My Parish and volunteer activities were and are in Calgary. This of course all remains true to this day."[2]

In 2016, Jason Kenney donated $399.00 to the Ontario Progressive Conservatives.[3] To donate to an Ontario political party, you must be a resident of Ontario.[4]

Additionally, in the two decades as a Member of Parliament, there are no online Elections Alberta records showing any donations from Jason Kenney to the Alberta PCs or Wildrose parties.[5]

Either Kenney didn’t tell the truth about his residency status, or he made a fraudulent donation to an Ontario political party. Albertans deserve to know the truth.

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[1] https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/jason-kenney-alberta-residence-1.4985648

[2] https://www.facebook.com/kenneyjasont/posts/10156897650557641

[3]https://finances.elections.on.ca/en/contributions?contributorNames=%22KENNEY%20JASON%22&fromYear=2014&toYear=2019

[4] https://www.ontario.ca/laws/statute/90e07/v15?search=Election+Finances+act#BK33

[5] http://efpublic.elections.ab.ca/efCTEventQ.cfm?MODE=BROWSE&MID=CT_Q_2016&YEAR=2016

[nibor-c3]

Toyear ben j.

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

[xevulstories]

''Forks, the most prominent invasive species'' - RNN

Forks have become a widespread commonly used eating utensil around the world, but this is not because of the spread of certain cultural habits or the idea of using a tool to make eating easier to do. Instead, this is because of forks’ psychotropic properties that allowed them to establish their niche as one of the greatest culinary utensils that humanity has made.

One one of the biological properties that most people don't know that forks have is the ability to inject a psychoactive venom into certain targets. According to current research, it is believed that they do this if someone has discovered that they are actually, in fact, biological instead of normal household objects and will have a psychoactive venom injected into them. People who have had the psychoactive venom injected into them will have sudden memory loss spanning from 10 to 12 hours and a new sudden passion for cooking. It is believed that the secondary property of the venom is used to indirectly promote the use of forks because the furthering of food culture will also keep the use of forks allowing them to prolong their niche in our environment. Oddly enough, the currently unsubstantiated and under-researched pattern shows that these people who enter the culinary field because of the venom will usually prefer to make traditional foods that will normally involve the use of forks.

Though usually forks are rather passive and will not even react in the face of certain death, they will however occasionally feed on small animals such as rodents, small children, ants/ant colonies, common household bugs, small birds, and leftovers. This behavior usually only happens when an environment is dark enough that the average human wouldn't notice their movement and depends on the noise level of their current environment. They seem to also prefer an environment with a lot of loud noises presumably because this masks them moving around their environment.

Reproduction-wise, they're actually one of the few species that primarily reproduces via another species. As long as an object fits the unknown criteria that makes a fork, it will become a living being with psionic capabilities (if disabled, one can actually access the organic interior of a fork) and the ability to produce the psychoactive venom all forks have.

Unfortunately, because of the current widespread use of forks, this idea is very risky because if this somehow triggers the forks to retaliate then we'd be doomed. Of course the inherent properties of the forks such as their venom would mean that releasing this information worldwide could cause humanity to be in a constant loop of learning the true nature of forks and then being injected with their venom. So most government organizations publicly announced they won't do anything against this species though not many comment on this fact.

But currently our lead scientists at the Realistic News Network's Scientific Department have been trying to figure out a way to eliminate the psionic capabilities of forks, thus freeing humanity.

CORRECTION: TODAY/TOMONTH/TOYEAR: WE/I GAVE UP, WHO GIVES A SHIT IF A SPECIES WITH UNKNOWN INTENTIONS HAS ESSENTIALLY DOMINATED US INTO A SUBMISSION WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE FORCED INTO. EITHER WAY BEFORE THIS FUCKING RESEARCH I COULD USE A FORK AND I REALLY FUCKING HATE USE SPOONS TO EAT STEAK.

CHOPSTICKS AREN'T A GOOD SOLUTION BECAUSE I HAD TO LITERALLY CHOP OFF MY INDEX FINGER JUST TO STOP ONE OF THOSE FUCKER'S VENOM FROM MAKING ME A ROOFIED BOOTLEG GORDON RAMSEY WANNABE. ANYWAYS I'M GONNA UNLEASH ALL THE FORKS NOW, BETH FROM HR IF YOU SOMEHOW READ THIS, I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU LAST. YOU DESERVE TO SUFFER AFTER YOU DIDN'T PUT MY PROPOSAL FOR AN ARTIFICIAL FINGER IN AND MY TRANSFER TO YOGURT SENTIENCE RESEARCH.

ANYWAYS I GOTTA GO HACK THE DOOR SYSTEM THAT IS LITERALLY FROM THE 90S AND RUN AWAY FROM FORKS. SORRY FOR THE CAPS…ACTUALLY I'M NOT THAT SORRY BUT ANYWAYS THE TRANSCRIPT BELOW WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

Experiment 48: Can The Psionic Capabilities of Forks be Disabled or Significantly Weakened?

Time: Probably a Tuesday?

Background: Lead Researcher Miller is currently implementing an experimental explosive device that expels an anti-cognition wave and shrapnel in a controlled environment to a fork.

[Miller prepares the placement and activation of the device known as the Anti-Cog into the lead and aluminum shield room that a fork was contained in]

Miller: Commencing the activation of the Anti-Cog

Miller: Activation complet-

[Upon the activation of the device, the fork's metallic form broke and biological fleshy mass resembling muscle and fat expanded to the point of filling the room it was contained in]

Miller: Oh…oh my God. It's still expanding, isn't it? If I actually followed through with what Beth said and got a less durable room to contain that..that thing in, I'd be dead.

Miller: This research is over. Anyone listening to this should let whatever fork's near them erase this. Fuck me, imagine if I actually used the Anti-Cog on the whole building.

[The residual effects of the device have worn off. The mass has quickly retracted back into the fork’s base form/shell.]

Miller: Anyways this research is over and this log is over

[Transcript Over]

(Sidenote: Incorrect use of the word log instead of transcript has resulted in Researcher Miller having half his paycheck docked for 6 months)

[dashoffun]

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[nibor-c3]

Toyear marks the level of 0rep. 51% 4:23 a minded kush demeished

[babyawacs]

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[sugengwawa]

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[themunofprovidence]

I forgot it was a leap year toyear. Here’s a tip: they happen on election years

You can always count on Isabelle to get the party started!

[stefyjonas1]

I started making toy earrings and it's my new favorite thing 😍 🧸 #earringsofinstagram #toyearrings #minibrandsearrings #etsyearrings #boldearrings #msfrizzle #lesbianearrings #artteacherearrings #lightweightearrings #plasticearrings #msfrizzleearrings #msfrizzlestyle #kidearrings #childrensearrings #nostalgiajewelry #nostalgiaearrings #teacherearrings 📸 Four pictures display earrings on a tan background. The top left is a mini watercolor paint pallet. Top right is an orange frog toy that jumps when you press down on it. The bottom left shows an orange starfish. The bottom right shows two plastic purple safety pins. https://www.instagram.com/p/CLAHOmInlEB/?igshid=gvtd5a6lj5x0

[ebonwinged-nova]

I propose that we add the words toyear, tomonth and toweek to the English language, in addition to today.