#towniestarter

[mandiestownies]

I at least spend almost two hours every day at the pet shop playing with puppies, I’m pretty sure I’ve annoyed the shop owners since I haven’t bought any pets. But sometimes you just need cute and fluffy to relax your mind.

[sierrastownies]

Turns out my Caitlin’s ex-husband is getting married again. Just for the record, she’s stupid and way too young for him and — oh, now I’m buzzed off this bottle of wine she made me share. Here’s to hoping Claire’s actually asleep when I get home.

[sierrastownies]

Alright, whoever gave my number out to the students can knock it off now. It’s getting a big embarrassing. 

[sierrastownies]

 It’s only been approaching two months but wow, does Claire know how to wrap someone around their finger. Is this how it’s always going to be? Not only has she got me hooked, but strangers, too. They don’t stop to gawk at me anymore, it’s just my daughter. I feel like I should feel flattered, but...

[sierrastownies]

The whole feelings for a caregiver thing has been taken to a whole new level, considering I’ve been gifted with at least two different bouquets this last week. He’s such a sweet old man, I don’t think I have the heart to tell him I’m about the same age as his granddaughter...

[mandiestownies]

Shit, I’m glad I got that roof fixed considering the weather is about to turn from relatively warm to cold as fuck and snowing then rain. Clearly, I have amazing timing. Unfortunately, my father decided to come to town and I have to remind myself not to press his face into the hot stove top at the restaurant if he comes there.

[sierrastownies]

I’ve worked for thirty six hours straight and still chugging along, i really should be tired but if I’m being honest, the distraction is great. 

[sierrastownies]

Today I found ten bucks on the street, I kicked ass at basketball and I got a free side with my pizza. Is it me, or is the universe on my side today?

[sierrastownies]

Here’s to hoping there’s actually something fun to do this Halloween, because I swear to God, if I have to stay at home and watch lame mildly scary movies and pass out candy like I’m actually happy to be there, I’ll off myself. Probably take the unlucky kid on the porch too.

[sierrastownies]

You know it’s getting bad when the pizza guy already knows the guys’ order and shows up on a Sunday with the order already before we even make the call. I think that might be a sign that we’re too much of an avid Dominos lover at the station.

[mandiestownies]

I love the days where we get to do cash prizes for people. Especially those that email in and truly deserve the prize. It just makes me feel really happy to help them in such a huge way. It’s only a thousand dollars but a thousand dollars can go a long way for some people. 

[mandiestownies]

Debating on whether or not I should load my kid up with cotton candy before he goes home with his mom...Is that evil of me?

[sierrastownies]

I don’t know about you, but whoever left me in charge of the set up and manning the firemen’s booth sucks. All I want is to head over to the rib booth and chow down...

[sierrastownies]

If I have to hear my mother complain anymore about the fact that my father and brother keep wandering from our booth to the food court area, I think I might scream.

[sierrastownies]

I just witnessed some guy throw an espresso at a barista because it wasn’t what he ordered…what the hell is happening to the world?

[mandiestownies]

My son has been obsessed since we went to saw Secret Life of Pets, he wants us to get a pet so he can set up a camera and film its ‘secret life’ whenever he’s with his mom. He’s been so deadset on it I’m thinking about going to see how much dogs are running these days since I got a raise a few months back.