#touching a bulge

[sportsgearfet]

[redz0nez9]

Matthew Sturniolo.. pt 18. Him touching his self on camera is insane, No way he didn't know what he was going.

I NEED A SMUT ABOUT THAT ALSO!!!

[violentshe]

*puts my hand on your crotch* ahh!! a brain sucker!!! and it’s starving!!!

[maybege]

okay hear me out:

modern AU in which your best friend starts an indie underwear business and asks their friends to model for it.

which leads you to meet their very large, very bulky friend Paz Vizsla because you get to model underwear together for some couple shoots 👀😌

[kazunarei]

I'm fucking crying (again)

Seeing Dante fans coming out the woodwork going feral over Dante bulge is killing me.

I think I'm gonna actually die if I don't get this Dante.

(sideeyes my credit card)

[jimmyspades]

Mouth-to-mouth. Coast Guard training. We need to know CPR. No tongue!

[hobimo]

ao3 getting scraped huh... would be a shame if I started posting incomprehensible fic to fuck with AI

[give-grian-rights]

Wrong. Teenage alcoholic Roxy Lalonde dies amd then becomes sober

hiveswap that is ENTIRELY TOO REASONABLE for a Homestuck event, I hope you know. like in my mind for how Homestuck is it would be more reasonable for someone to have died and became More alcoholic. which like. fair enough because dying's traumatic but. BOOOO THE GODLFISH SHOULD'VE BEEN A SPACESHIP!!

[abrahamvanhelsings]

went to d'orsay yesterday and louvre today and of course they had nothing w/ the good napoleon portrait on it so obviously i bought a whole ass book instead (it was on sale for 16 euros thank jesus) next time everyone else in the louvre should leave when im there or i get the right to kill them when they get in my way

plus went to père-lachaise and rossini may not physically be in there but i had to come and see the guy. forgot to bring flowers ill do it next time bc you deserve some babygirl

[markstephen]

I want a woman to shit in a dipper for me to smell it on her and pee in her dipper also after that she can sit on my face then sit in my lap me ware my big shit in my pants

I is how I want to make love to her I LIVE IN VIRGINIA PORTSMOUTH VA SINGLE LONEY VERY HORNY WITH MYSELF .NO WOMAN IN MY LIFE YET.

[muldersfingers]

Have there been studies about just how fucked up the epitome of toxicity, Jareth the Goblin King, made us all?

[jessharperfan]

S1 Ep 4 Fugitive Road

As noted, previously, Jess was born upstairs of a saloon.  His mom was a Dancehall girl. He never knew his dad. He learned early, how to defend himself from the drunken men, who wanted to take advantage of his mother, and him. But sometimes the men were nice to him. They taught him things.  They gave him a little extra money. They spent time with him. And Jess never forgot them. Sometimes the friendship grew to something more. There were several men that Jess stayed in connection with.  Sure they paid Jess to have sex with them. That's the way the world works.  Jess eventually taught Slim the tricks of the trade. Those repairs on the old Homestead were not going to pay for themselves.

[lover-of-mine]

CRYYingngg this is buddiecoded <3333

Beth, love, I'm SCREAMING skaoskasoaksaoksas you're so so so so right.

[irkedisaac]

correct, this is the rest of the post.

meet-cute between two guards who were both knocked out and stashed in a vent by a masked assassin