#touch my butt

[sultanmirzaa]

he wants to eat

[bigtreefest]

Touch My Butt

Pairing: Jake Jensen x reader one-shot

Summary: Dating Jake is great, he’s such a gentleman

Word count: 1,506

Content/warnings: mostly fluff, is this what a meet-cute is?, allusions to smut if you squint, the lightest thigh grinding, adorkable awkward Jake, accidental pervy statements, butt-touching, I don’t think I used any pronouns (aka gn!reader), no use of Y/N

A/N: I’ve been wanting to write this for awhile, and it’s one of those things that came out pretty much exactly how I had it in my head, so that makes me really happy.

Who doesn’t love a hot nerd who doesn’t know he’s hot??

Comments, likes, reblogs, and asks are so appreciated. Thank you for reading!!

Dividers by @firefly-graphics

Main Masterlist

You and Jake had been going out for nearly a couple of months now. You had met originally at a coffee shop where he had complimented your pants, standing behind you as you both were waiting for your drinks.

“Hey, I really like your pants. So many pockets. And the buttons are really cool on the back ones, here.”

You slowly turned around, eyes trailing up from a slim waist to a broad chest, and eventually a pair of blue eyes, tucked behind glasses, just as they started to go wide with realization at what he had said.

“Oh my gosh, I-uh, not that I was looking at your back pockets on purpose, I mean- I didn’t mean to look at your butt at all- not at you at all”

His cheeks began to tinge red and his gaze was glued to the floor, scared to look back up at your eyes, worried for the confrontation that could come from his awkwardness and inability to read the room. His buff arm was rubbing the back of his neck, bicep bulging as you dipped your head in an attempt to meet his gaze.

You instantly giggled “It’s okay. I think I know what you’re trying to say. Thank you for the compliment, I really like these pants, too.”

You turned back around before you got the chance to embarrass yourself in front of the hot, dorky stranger just as your name was called. You grabbed your drink, turned and winked at him, and left to continue the errands on your list, heading to the grocery store.

You were making your way through the produce aisles, figuring out which fruits and vegetables would be best for your meals for the next couple weeks when your eyes landed on the sign for an amazing deal on peaches.

You pushed your cart towards the display and grabbed a bag, examining for varying degrees of ripeness so you could have some sooner, and others wouldn’t peak until next week. Just then you heard the stray squeaky wheel of a cart stop behind you, thinking it was just another shopper going about their business until you heard a familiar voice.

“That’s a nice peach. You like peaches? Wait! No- I, uh, that wasn’t supposed to come out so creepy like that.”

You did your best to suppress a laugh as you paused your produce search and whipped around to see the man from the coffee shop bent at the waist with his head in his hands resting on the handle of his grocery cart. His frosted tips the only thing left on display to you.

“So, uh, is all you’re capable of doing…making allusions to my ass?”

From behind his hands, you heard a muffled “no” before he wiped his palms down his face and looked at you sheepishly. “I don’t know why that keeps happening. I really just wanted to start a conversation with you. And I promise I’m not stalking you either, I’m just out running errands today.”

“Wow, you really know how to convince a girl you’re not an axe murderer, that’s for sure.” Your eyebrows raised, but there was still a smile on your face. You believed him. He seemed genuine.

“I promise I’m not! And I promise I’ll never talk about your butt again” He bursted out, hopeful that he wasn’t blowing this. “Can I, um prove it to you? Over coffee? I mean- n-not now, obviously, you’ve still got your cup-”

“Yes.” In an attempt to save him from his adorable rambling you interjected. “Yes, I’d like to see you again, sure. In a more planned manner. But how about dinner? Tomorrow night?”

“Oh, yes, that’s perfect.” You watched as he stood up taller, shoulders back in a new-found cockiness, and grabbed a peach off the display. He tossed it up in the air and caught it in his hand a few times before you cleared your throat gently to get his attention again.

“So do you want to exchange numbers? So we can figure out the details later?” He went to reach for his phone, losing focus on the peach and fumbling it, grasping as it fell out of reach and you both watched it splat at his feet almost in slow motion.

He bent down and picked it up, placing the newly lopsided peach in his cart. “I, uh, I’ll pay for that.” He rubbed his neck again in embarrassment and looked down, scared to make eye contact. Sensing his nervousness to take another step and mess up again, you softly grabbed the phone from his hands and replaced it with your own. The two of you put your contacts into the other’s phone and handed them back.

“Ah, well, it’s nice to meet you officially,” you looked down at the new contact “…Jake. I’ll message you soon.” He was speechless and still red with embarrassment, so he just stood there and waved with a grin on his face as you left the produce and made your way to the frozens.

Dinner with Jake was great once the two of you had loosened up a little. Conversation flowed easily and you were caught up in his charm that you were sure he didn’t even know he had. This led to another date later in the week at the science center, followed by three other dates the next week, until the two of you were at one another’s apartments each night of the following.

You truly enjoyed spending time together, but you could tell Jake was trying to keep some respectful distance. He’d hold your hand when you walked or drove together, or occasionally put his hand on the small of your back, but it rarely went past that, besides the occasional times where you’d smack his butt and he’d look at you with a playful warning glare. You couldn’t help yourself, it was just so plump. It didn’t necessarily seem to go the other way, though. The one time the two of you had come close to having a heated make out session, he left his hands on your waist while yours roamed through his hair. He did look delicious with it all messed up, though, pairing well with his fogged up, crooked glasses.

Besides that, he would sit on the opposite side of your small 3-seater couch from you, allowing your legs to be tangled, and not much more. That’s what was going on tonight. It was Friday and Jake had come over for a movie marathon. You hoped this would lead to being closer to him, but he seemed enthralled with what was on the screen.

You had gotten up to get snacks, and when you came back, you plopped yourself down right next to Jake, hip to hip. He didn’t seem to mind at all. Maybe he was just trying to do everything on your terms? You snuggled up against him, lifting his arm and placing it over your shoulder, and he let you, for the rest of the movie.

Once the credits began to roll, he groggily stretched and you looked over your shoulder and up at him through your eyelashes. He smirked back down at you. Oh man, how he loved that look. He leaned down do give you a peck. This was your opportunity to push it a little farther, so you shifted to straddle his thigh.

“Is this ok?” He looked up at you in response as his hands gravitated to your waist.

“Yeah, baby. It’s perfect. You’re perfect.”

You placed a hand on his cheek. “If I’m so perfect, why don’t you touch me ever?”

He looked back at you intently, eyebrows furrowed. “What are you talking about? I’m touching you right now.”

You giggled and rolled your eyes playfully. “Yeah, respectfully. You always touch me respectfully.”

His cheeks tinged pink. “Yeah, uh, I want you to know I respect you. And that I’m not trying to sexualize you, especially after my accidental pervy statements when we first met.”

You smiled and shook your head at him, leaning down so your foreheads met as you squeezed his cheeks softly. “And I appreciate that, I really do. You’ve been nothing but a gentleman and I see the reverence in your gaze. I hope you see it in mine, too… And how many times do I have to tell you? I didn’t really think you were a perv” you giggled quietly, still meeting his gaze, “I found it endearing.”

You sat back up and lowered your hands to grab his wrists, guiding his palms to snake around your back and down lower over the back pockets of your jeans.

“And I want you to know, it’s okay to sexualize me a little bit. Touch. My. Butt.” You punctuated with pecks, before leaning in and kissing him hard. He returned the passion with a moan, kneading where you had placed his hands and you ground against him as your hands moved back up to tousle his hair.

*screech* I love Jakey. Thank you for reading

[damianodavidswife-real]

PLEASE TOUCH ME 😭

[yourareonlymine]

Addiction

You wake up. You touch yourself.

You think about your responsibilities. You touch yourself.

There's work to be done. You pinch your nipples; you touch yourself.

You REALLY need to do that work. Your put another finger in; you touch yourself.

Your eyes are closed. You moan; you touch yourself.

You should go eat something. This feels better than eating though, you touch yourself.

One more finger. Why not another? Your mind goes blank. You scream out a moan. A few hours have gone by. The morning has been wasted. You feel bad.

You know what will make you feel good? Touching yourself.

You lie back down, and you touch yourself.

[kxx92]

Just want someone grabbing my ass at all times

[lttlvivi01]

I want him to make me feel like this

I wanna wear short skirts for him to look at my panties

I want him to pat me

[bigtreefest]

a Dan + Shay + Evans fan?! hi, omg, it's so nice to meet you and I can't wait to read your Ari series!! your Jake one shot came across my dash and I came to follow you bc Jake is my favorite evans character 🥺 and anyway, maybe I should write a one shot with Jake inspired by Neon Cowgirl 🩷 hope you're having a great day! -m

Haha, yes! And I’m working (albeit, very slowly) on a Steeb fic that will be based off ‘Good Things.’

I’m so glad you liked the Jake one-shot!! 🥰Tbh I think that’s my magnum opus, haha. Jake is just the absolute sweetest and I’ll be honest, the frosted tips REALLY do something to me.

If you look through my Ari fic Masterlist, you can see I have a Neon Cowgirl chapter planned, but it’s only going to be vaguely inspired by the song since I don’t want to put too much more angst into their storyline.

I DEFINITELY think you should go for it. Jake is BUILT FOR Neon Cowgirl 🤠🤠, he’d be absolutely perfect and I can’t wait to read!!!

Thank you so much for dropping in, it’s wonderful to meet you, too. 💗💗 -ST

[indra-sexygirl]

You can touch if you want…

[cassiexjunex]

If I was your roommate would you mind if I wore these around the house? 💙

[leofwines]

found this today btw

[heysweetbee]

[l3irdl3rain]

did you ever decide on the round orange boy/1000$ for cat guy

I was NOT proud of being the person with 8 cats. Every time I go TSC to buy my 120 pounds of cat litter they say “back again?”. I don’t even want to discuss the cost of feeding this many cats. But perhaps worst of all was having to say “I have 8 cats” out loud. Do you know what is even more embarrassing? Saying “I have 9 cats” (this is all meant in jest. This is who I am. I’ve accepted it)

He got dropped off yesterday at 9am and today he had his first visit with Doc.

Marty is 11 years old and he’s weighing in at a whopping 17 pounds. He has IBS and a very mild heart murmur. In his old home he pooped (and sometimes peed) in the shower, which is why it was difficult to find someone to take him when his owner got sick and could no longer care for him.

We’re hoping to be able to get him off the steroid he’s been on long term, but IBD in cats can be so difficult. Our clinic cat has IBD and it took a long time to get it under control without medications. The heart murmur is really very mild and not a huge concern. And some weight loss should take the stress off his heart

He’s temporarily being housed in the bathroom but he came from a multi-cat household so I’m hoping to have him quickly introduced to my gang. He’s still very nervous but he’s very sweet.