#totk shitpost

[alibonbonn]

The beam looks kinda bad for your health

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Ganondorf: So Link, the legendary swordsman. How does it feel to know that you will die here?

Link: 92

Ganondorf: For you will see a world of darkness.

Link: 355

Ganondorf: I will… what are you doing?

Link: oh no continue, don’t mind me keep going.

Ganondorf: and… This will be Hyrule’s final hour

Link: Oh wow 419

Ganondorf: Okay what the hell are you doing!?

Link: Oh sorry, I just hear these evil speeches so often I started making a mental list when I hear certain lines

Ganondorf: You insane bastard

Link: 190

Ganondorf: Well… I’m going to… F*** your face.

Link: Oh my! 12

Ganondorf: (rages)

[aimeelouart]

I have some thoughts

[ewitsrin]

this is the totk experience

"Ooh, what's that? What's- H- NO NONONONONO NO WHAT THE FUCK GET AWAY FROM ME WHAT THE SHIT WHAT THE FU"

this has been the totk experience thank you for coming to my ted talk

[ghost-trapped-in-the-screen]

[glupshirto]

Link: *just vibing in hyrule with his new arm*

NPC: Sweet Tribal brooooooo

Link: thanks it came free with the arm :)

[uselessgaywhovian]

hey babe, sorry about that time last week when i spent two hours riding around on your head, breaking chunks of your horns off. in my defense, i did not expect you to be a 10,000 year old dragon now.

[swoodthis]

Shit Max Says, TotK edition pt 4

“You would not believe your eyes~ if ten million fire Fis~”

“Feed them to the baby!” (Fusing with the Master Sword)

“I have to give her at least one arm.” (Stal monster arms lol)

“He’s a LUCHADOR?!”

“YunobOWNED!”

“Yunobo, CRUSH!”

“Let’s go Yunobowling!”

“Yunobo, c’mere, I gotta try something— YES! It worked!”

“Behold: MONSTER TRUCK.”

“I did it. I won the game. I’ve given Fi a GUN.”

[funfettispiral]

Imagine waiting for over 100,000 years just to see your boyfriend fall from the sky in a opening credits scene

[replaying totk and my brain is climbing out my head, so I drew this shit]

[cru5h-cascades]

Finished Tears of the Kingdom today! To celebrate, here's a lil' shitpost based off of real life events:

[asexualferret]

May I offer:

Alternatively:

[curious-sootball]

*digs through youtube search like a miner during the gold rush*

What do you mean no one made a "Fish in the sea" animatic with Link and Sidon?!

Fish in the Sea the shanty?! With actual lyrics going "Up jumps the shark with his nine rows of teeth, You eat the dough, boys, and I'll eat the beef! // Up jumps the whale, the largest of all; If ye want any winds, well, I'll blow yees a squall!" Totk fandom is sleeping on this one, folks.

[cryingyouariver]

Y’know if I could draw well enough I would totally draw a mini comic of Link teleporting out right as gloom hands are almost upon him. Because that’s basically been my experience so far

[buboloboogie]

he just like me fr

link's back at it again

[paulthebukkit]

[retrogamingblog2]