#totk shitpost

[alibonbonn]

The beam looks kinda bad for your health

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Ganondorf: So Link, the legendary swordsman. How does it feel to know that you will die here?

Link: 92

Ganondorf: For you will see a world of darkness.

Link: 355

Ganondorf: I will… what are you doing?

Link: oh no continue, don’t mind me keep going.

Ganondorf: and… This will be Hyrule’s final hour

Link: Oh wow 419

Ganondorf: Okay what the hell are you doing!?

Link: Oh sorry, I just hear these evil speeches so often I started making a mental list when I hear certain lines

Ganondorf: You insane bastard

Link: 190

Ganondorf: Well… I’m going to… F*** your face.

Link: Oh my! 12

Ganondorf: (rages)

[aimeelouart]

I have some thoughts

[ewitsrin]

this is the totk experience

"Ooh, what's that? What's- H- NO NONONONONO NO WHAT THE FUCK GET AWAY FROM ME WHAT THE SHIT WHAT THE FU"

this has been the totk experience thank you for coming to my ted talk

[glupshirto]

Link: *just vibing in hyrule with his new arm*

NPC: Sweet Tribal brooooooo

Link: thanks it came free with the arm :)

[uselessgaywhovian]

hey babe, sorry about that time last week when i spent two hours riding around on your head, breaking chunks of your horns off. in my defense, i did not expect you to be a 10,000 year old dragon now.

[swoodthis]

Shit Max Says, TotK edition pt 4

“You would not believe your eyes~ if ten million fire Fis~”

“Feed them to the baby!” (Fusing with the Master Sword)

“I have to give her at least one arm.” (Stal monster arms lol)

“He’s a LUCHADOR?!”

“YunobOWNED!”

“Yunobo, CRUSH!”

“Let’s go Yunobowling!”

“Yunobo, c’mere, I gotta try something— YES! It worked!”

“Behold: MONSTER TRUCK.”

“I did it. I won the game. I’ve given Fi a GUN.”

[funfettispiral]

Imagine waiting for over 100,000 years just to see your boyfriend fall from the sky in a opening credits scene

[replaying totk and my brain is climbing out my head, so I drew this shit]

[cru5h-cascades]

Finished Tears of the Kingdom today! To celebrate, here's a lil' shitpost based off of real life events:

[asexualferret]

May I offer:

Alternatively:

[cryingyouariver]

Y’know if I could draw well enough I would totally draw a mini comic of Link teleporting out right as gloom hands are almost upon him. Because that’s basically been my experience so far

[buboloboogie]

he just like me fr

link's back at it again

[paulthebukkit]

[retrogamingblog2]

[tsukinoshinjiu]

He loves her even more now. (Inspired by this twitter post)

[jklpopcorn]

Imagine you're several millennia years old and learning that the Legendary Sword That Seals The Darkness not only breaks like a toothpick but is also wielded by a twink