#totallynotqueued

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spommy truth serum snippet!

He knew that Kickstart looked strange, but he needed to finish his project today and he was tired so he didn’t think too hard about it. Now he’s unable to lie. And stuck at work. “What do you think about this font?” Peter asks him.  “I think that’s the ugliest font I’ve ever seen.” That made Peter cry. He made Peter cry. That deserves a punishment worse than death. ——— “Why aren’t you eating your lunch?” Marcus asks. It’s quesadilla day. Spencer is lactose-intolerant. “I can’t have fucking lactose, Marcus.” All the lactose-free ones were gone, so Spencer ate a granola bar for lunch. A granola bar. And Marcus looked really guilty afterwards, and Spencer’s not mad at him, but it makes everyone be walking on eggshells around Spencer the rest of the day.

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chapter one of my shourtney au is almost ready! here's a snippet!

“You have any tattoos, Shayne?” Tommy asks him one day. “Nope. Got nothing against it, but never felt the urge about something so strongly that I thought ‘I have to go get a tattoo of that.’” “Doesn’t always have to be meaningful, though,” Chanse says. Amanda and Arasha both nod. Ian stays quiet. He’s actually a quiet person most of the time. Until he’s makes a joke. Shayne doesn’t really know, but right around three months after Shayne started here, Ian shut down by a lot. He’s not as chatty now, doesn’t go out for drinks with the group anymore, and just overall looks wistful. “Could always get a tattoo from the shop across the street that your coffee crush works at,” Amanda teases. Ian’s eyes snap up, and he looks alarmed.

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my fluffy shourtney coffee shop au is getting angsty, but not with who you would think!

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when you realize this pov might not be working for you but keep going bc "fuck it, we ball" is your favorite saying

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i need a name for my shourtney coffee shop au for ian's coffee shop/book store AND for anthony's tattoo shop. anybody have ideas for a cool name, or should i just keep it basic?

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snippet of my shourtney coffee shop au!

“I’m telling you, you’re doing it wrong!” 

“I’ve been here longer than you, Chanse.” Shayne says quietly. He’s not one for confrontation, but that doesn’t mean he’s a bystander. 

“And?” He’s joking. Shayne knows that Chanse is joking, and is just bored that Amanda isn’t here, but it doesn’t make it any easier to do his job with someone telling him he’s doing it wrong, jokingly or not. He’s not broken up about it, though. He’s just not having a great day. Amanda’s out, which means Ian asked Shayne to fill in at the coffee counter, which means Shayne doesn’t get to work the help desk/cash register in the bookshop. But Ian is training Arasha, and no one does coffee counter until at least a two months in, so he’s just has to deal. Maybe it sounds boring, but Shayne does really like books. 

“I’m telling Amanda you were bullying Shayne while she was gone, Chanse,” Tommy threatens sweetly. Shayne sends him a grateful look, and Tommy returns it with a smile.

“Fine, fine, I’ll stop!” Chanse relents. “You two are no fun.”

Ian leans back in his chair in his office, which is connected to both the bookshop and the backroom of the coffee counter. He peeks around the corner, and calls out to Chanse. “Hey, Chanse? I have a vendor on the phone for you.”

“What’s their name?”

“Dee, I think?” Shayne braces himself.

“Dee? Who’s Dee?”

“Deez Nuts!” Ian cackles loudly, and almost tips his chair too far back. Shayne’s laughing as well, and even Tommy let out a chuckle. “Ian… Ian…” Chanse says in that disappointed voice of his. It would be devastating if he didn’t just get absolutely demolished.

note: (idk how straights talk)

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i need a good name for the coffee shop / bookstore run by ian for my shourtney coffee shop au. does anyone have any ideas?