#torvi osgodsdottir

[grayjoy15]

Fern - Torvi Osgodsdottir

[jens-holland]

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Extended Macbeth Cast At The Grocery Store Part 3

Cnut: Buys haircare products, mints, a lot of things implies he’s getting laid.

Harold: Makes conversation with the cashier. Tells people to have a good day.

Svein: Does he speak? No one knows.

Harald Hardrada: Gets in a fight with Harold Godwinsson every time

Harthacnut: Mixes up the words, but you get the general idea. The look of relief on his face when someone understands what he’s trying to say happens not too often.

Gunhilda: Sometimes has to translate for Art. Mostly buys horse magazines and treats.

Edward: Tries to convince you his expired coupons are not expired. They are.

Alfred Aetheling: Trusts too easily. No one minds because he’s baby.

Maria: Refuses to make eye contact when buying her trashy viking romance novels.

Rognvald: Takes his puppy everywhere. Lets everyone pet the puppy. Anyone who wants to, is allowed. Except for Thorfinn.

Godwin: A total cheapskate. Even worse than Finlay. Committed credit fraud.

Osgod: He eats healthy and makes good life choices. Calls Edward out on his bullshit. Got banned for throwing Edward’s shitty coupons. Lets Torvi shop for herself.

Torvi: Buys what she wants. Does what she wants. She’s her own entity.