#top-speed

[lil-vibes]

was sick this whole week so im beaming it straight to narinder

[accio-lo-ki]

Post-Canon, Domestic Hangster + Social Media

[starry-bi-sky]

Incorrect Quotes for the Blood Blossom Au - DPXDC

Original Post Context Here but TL:DR - Vlad poisons (orphan) Danny with blood blossom. He runs off, finds Pre-Robin Battinson, Battinson saves his life. Danny is currently staying with him until the time being. Batdad all around, found family, woo!

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Bruce after giving Danny an antidote: poof. Just like that, the toxin’s gone

Blood Blossom, not gone just sedated: wrong! toxin’s right here you fucking brussel sprout

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Vlad at a gala while his godson is (allegedly) missing: Mister Wayne! A pleasure to meet you, I wanted to speak with you about hopefully setting up a deal between our brands—

Battinson, currently housing his (allegedly) missing godson: I don’t like you.

Vlad: —and it’d be a— i’m sorry?

Battinson, louder: I don’t. Like. You.

Vlad:

Bruce:

Vlad: If you could tell me what I did to offend you--

Battinson, with the intensity of a thousand suns: No.

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Danny: 🧿🧿

Bruce: 🧿🧿

Danny: 🧿🧿

Alfred, in the corner: Can you two socialize like normal people

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Danny: gun to your head, who would you rather kiss: riddler or the joker

Bruce:

Bruce: gun to my head?

Danny: gun to your head, yes.

Bruce, without missing a beat: pull the trigger

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Danny (is currently unaware Bruce = Bruce Wayne): hey Vlad's planning on poaching Mr. Wayne's company out from underneath his nose, would you be able to prevent Mr. Wayne from making any deals with him? Or just in general from being alone with him?

Bruce, realizing Danny doesn't know he's Bruce Wayne:

Bruce: ...yes.

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(Danny and Bruce are leaving Wayne Enterprises, Danny is wearing a face mask and obscuring most of his identity. There's a swarm of paparazzi at the doors)

Bruce:

Danny:

Danny: there's an open window on the first floor bathroom

Bruce, immediately turning on his heel: mh. mhm.

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Aunt Alicia:

Bruce:

Aunt Alicia:

Bruce:

Bruce 🤝 Aunt Alicia: "Vlad Masters can go fuck himself" club

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Bonus! Because looking at it makes me giggle and I think it needs to be shared

POV: You're Alfred living with two of the most socially awkward people in Gotham. Now with biblically accurate heights!

[stxss-art]

Was this how Ganon felt

When he flurry rushed your flurry rush

But you flurry rushed his flurry rush that he flurry rushed to your flurry rush??

Bullying Ganon is community service 💗

Also Ganon's back flip flurry rush is so extra,,, Link is literally like 4 foot nothing, just take one step backwards lmao not like he can reach you

(Based on the in-game mechanic of having to flurry rush Ganon twice in order to land a hit, Ganon reverse uno's your first flurry rush)

Last panel credit to and references this: link

Drew a funny doodle inspired by that tumblr post but then I couldn't stop drawing...

Did I really just commit to a whole action sequence just to make one terrible joke...?

....yes... 😬😭

[cartoonguy08]

Uhhh hi hi hi I really like your art it's super awesome and it makes me happy and also it makes me really happy to know you like Sniper/Scout because I also really like Sniper/Scout.... I think it would be really cool if you drew them again........ that's all okay bye scuttles away

There’s another ask in here that asks the same thing so I GOT IT NOW GUYS IM SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU HANGING 🙏🙏🙏

Sniper, what’re ya thinking bout’ Sniper?

Sniper no-

Suggestive under cut 👍

Hmmm I wonder how this situation will play out?-

[failedgrailknight]

Some of my favorite wizards in some sort of collecting card format

[bucksboobs]

Tommy strikes me as the kind of guy that’s expected to top in the casual scene but does actually enjoy getting to bottom. That’s why the first time Buck turns him around in the middle of making out, shoves him down and bends him over the bed, Tommy lets out a reckless moan so loud Buck has to cover his mouth. (that doesn’t stop Buck from moaning just as loud though because he loves when his partners come apart like that) It leads to a long stretch of Tommy being the one that gets stretched iykwm 😏

[gruvu]

SO in Feb I drew up Pelops which he's honestly one of my favorite lil dudes now to draw and that's thanks to @neal-illustrator and her Poseidon. Course then I did not really draw her design, I'll be honest. I did her poseidon dirty. And that feels like a crime. Since I'm gonna try to draw other Poseidons with Pelops, I gave neal's boyo a shot. Please be careful with Pelops. He's just a lil guy.

[halflifebutawesome]

alyx and gordon badgering barney?

i can't stop thinking about snow days at white forest...

[merrillage]

I think something that bothers me a lot with veilguard is how little your inquisitor and solas' actual relationship matters, it feels like the game assumes they were friends even if your inquisitor vows to stop solas during trespasser. An inquisitor who hated solas, who solas hated in return, and then vowed to stop solas shouldn't be able to be convinced by rook into being open to the idea of talking with solas. An inquisitor who while they hated solas but for some reason vowed to redeem him shouldn't be able to actually do that, solas wouldn't care to listen to them. An inquisitor who romance solas then was angry at him after he ended things with them and then in trespasser vowed to stop him shouldn't be open to talking with solas either, or if they could be convince it should be more difficult to do so. An inquisitor who had a good relationship with solas but in the end vowed to stop him should be able to be convince into talking with him and be there at the end to talk with solas. An inquisitor who romance solas and was heartbroken when he ended things, who goes onto vowing to stop solas should also be able to be convinced to talk to solas. They could make it a similar situation to when you talk to mythal, you have to say the right things to convince them the person they once knew was actually real and not just a trick. An inquisitor who either romanced him or had a good relationship with him and vowed to redeem him should actively push for Rook to try and see past the dread wolf and see solas, they should be angry at Rook if they choose to either fight or trick solas in the end, if they don't try and redeem him.

And like yeah i understand this would of been harder to do, probably?, but it would of been worth it. It would have been worth it to include what your relationship with solas actually is when your created your inquisitor because the inquisitor, and mythal, are both necessary if you want to get the ending where solas willing binds himself to the fade.

[bamsara]

Pet owner horror story: coming home from the dollar store and seeing tiny paw prints in the color of the bedroom wall paint you just bought to find that one of your cats got into the can that you thought was lidded and he is. Covered in it

[suprababka]

Another portion of OPM memes for you🙇‍♀️

*@faceless-dude thanks for the spamming idea! I hope you don't mind that I changed it a bit :D

[andoutofharm]

if patrick and gerard both come out on gurneys back to back it’s going to be so great. something very wrong is happening at the mcrfob hospital

[homkamiro]

If you have time, may you please draw some scout wearing a bunny suit while in a match?

...and also probably sniper's reaction to it..

Normal latex bunny suit is kinda boring, so I tried designing some sport related Scout's bunny suit cosmetic and this is how it turned up

And Sniper's reaction!!!

[nicstylus]

Get stickbugged skuldugged lol

hiding my unhinged thoughts in the tags

[hongluboobs]

Twitter really liked this one so u guys get it too (with additional context from Twitter in the frame