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unionizedwizard · 3 months ago

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speaking of hairdressers, i just remembered my mother wanted me very badly to become a hairdresser. she started the hairdressing propaganda campaign when i was in first grade or late kindergarten or something and it continued unabated until i graduated high school (??)

needless to say i have never once in my life expressed the wish to become a hairdresser

#❓#and then i was like no. i WILL go to uni to study philosophy and literature and she threw the biggest and longest lasting rage tantrum ever #girl. what #i think generally the opposite happens.#she was so obsessed with beauty and femininity (and my hair specifically also) and also with being The Only IntellectualTM of the family...#top ten carmine lore updates. you are all very grateful i'm sure

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