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threeawfulfruits · 1 year ago

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Somehow I have gone my entire life under the impression that Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy were the same thing

Cue me growing increasingly confused and disturbed for the first two hours of a FFXVI playthrough on YouTube as I watched graphic violence and sexual content play out on screen with the latent belief that Mickey Mouse was going to show up at some point...

#don’t eviscerate me #OBVIOUSLY I am not a gamer lol #I died laughing when I figured it out #idk I thought Chocobos were like a cutesy fantasy ostrich thing from KH so they and the art style were the (supposedly) common link #which was what confused me #fuck man #I’m so stupid #took me an hour to realize Clive wasn’t some AU version of Cloud Strife #tbf I’ve never seen any content for any of these games nor have I ever had any friends obsessed with them #literally my only context was old commercials from back when cable was a thing #on that note though holy shit what a game those graphics were sickkk #those fight sequences hot damn #and I’m glad Jill ended up with a LITTLE mfing agency because it’s not even REMOTELY a stretch to call that game intensely misogynistic #the few female characters tended to be weak or evil so no dice for me in general #some of the later characters were cool I liked the shipbuilder girl #Mid!!! yeah that was it #kingdom hearts #final fantasy #final fantasy xvi #ffxvi spoilers

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