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fedoranon · 7 months ago

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"average reader enjoys 200k of pre relationship fluff" is a statistical error. average reader enjoys roughly 40k of pre relationship. slow burn eli, who cheerfully reads 500k before the protagonist even realizes he might be interested in a relationship, is an outlier and shouldn't be counted

#demilypyro said 'the guy she crushed on wasnt a guy at all' was slow burning too slow and my guy reaction was to protest #but like i just love a slow burn more than i love breathing #my current fave (fic) is currently 500 chapters and the mc hasnt even realized that he likes his 2 best friends in more than the abstract #took 400 chapts for him to realize he likes men in the abstract lolol #admittedly he got himself hooked on suppression magic lmfao but still #man died on the dick and is still up in the air about liking dudes <- i cannot recal if that happened before the canon divergence #but like thats still his personality lmfao

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