#too many ouzos and coke that day (ok don't worry I'm not that much becoming colleen!!! I'm still drinking sodas) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fazcinatingblog · 1 year ago

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First day back at work and I didn't drink anything till like 2pm or toilet go to till 5:02pm, I'm definitely 1000% turning into Colleen, I'm just all the over the place with a million half finished things on my desk and felt sharp pain in my arm and soreness increases like I haven't felt since two weeks ago and this is it, this is how I die.

#it's not sophia though she barely rang!!!!!!!#except every time she did I'd ask her a question 'no it's ADD a business name not change trading name COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!' and #'don't change his name you just ADDDDD a business name'#that was the only time she was real shitty though so i got off lightly today #anyway i knocked over a stack of files and when i was filing i was filing papers in the wrong client #yeah I'm losing it #i don't know if Colleen ever did that last bit but it's still a sign of insanity #are facial twitches bad as well #plus the back of my head hurts again and i remember colleen once told me she had a headache and said it was back of her head #I'm pretty sure i am Colleen #hieu mentioned that he's the youngest at the Christmas lunch and i joked that he's a baby and still wear nappies (i think idk)#too many ouzos and coke that day (ok don't worry I'm not that much becoming colleen!!! I'm still drinking sodas)#like jeez Laura just tell the guy he's 15 #i told one guy 'oh yeah he's got annual leave today are you missing him' sarcasm dripping and the guy was like 'yeah he's really nice'#honestly #it's too hard being colleen #i want to be Jenette she drank so much water she was in and out of the toilet every half hour and still got everything done

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