#too gay for tnis shit
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Guys I think I need a lobotomy
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DIVERSITY WIN !!!!!!! THE GAYS FUCKing WONNNNNN !!!!! EP 11 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
holyshitsholyshithsolyshitlholy SHITTTTRT SO MUCH FUCKINF SHIT HAPPENED IM SCREEGIDBDB
ok i need to scrub through the episode again
EVERY1 PROTECTING JEHYEOK FROM CRONY 😭😭😭😭😭 they love him sm its insane ❤❤
hanyang and lieutenant paeng 🥲🥲🥲 so sweet
Jehyeok getting the 140kmp/h fastball, hangs up after requesting to call jiho, joonho IMPLORES him to call but he doesn't, asks kaist abt the inmate service, we r made 2 think he sends jiho flowers when ITS ACTUALLY SOME OTHER GUY CONFESSING TO HER AND HER NOT SAYING NO and it turns out Jehyeok acc sent baseball equipment to schools.... an emotional rollercoaster (cannot remember if all tnis was in this ep or ep 10 my bad)
HANYANGS SARANGHAE AND LIEUTENANT PAENG GOES BACK TO TUCK HIM IN PROPERLY PLEASE I WAS IN TEARXZZZBSB
jehyeok/joonho banter (romantic)
hanyang/captain yoo banter (???? flirting??)
hanyang: "mentally im 50 years old" BITCH ME TOO 😭😭 also captain yoo not inchrested in girls!??!?!
captain yoo realising hanyang is in fact, gay: 🙁😧😳🧐
HANYANG SAYING I LOVE YOU TO JIWON................... AND THEN THAT WHOLE FLASGBACKDN.......... BITCH MY HEART WAS IN MY FUCKING THROAT I CSNT BELIBE THEY DIDNT SHOW THE KISS PROPERLY !!!!! my.... my pining gays.... *holds them gently* and jiwon made the first move too..... 😭😭😭😭 literally sobbing crying throwing up chewing glass rn
joonho and sim 🥰🥰 so cute 💔💔
joonho stepping up to the inmates too?? so sexy of him
god...... jehyeok saving Lifer after Crony set the incinerator on fire........ that shit acc shook jehyeok to his core my guy was SO distraught and rightfully so jesus christ... joonho immediately granting jehyeok the ability to go all around the facility and taking full responsibility for everything.... jehyeok looking just absolutely scrumptious
tje. .r..hr..... the. hmmm. the scene. innthe showers...... many many many thoughts.... 1) strip in front of bestie whos eyes LITERALLY POP OUTTA THEIR SOCKETS 😭😭😭 he was like dontlook down dont look down dont look down dontlook- 2) beat the everloving SHIT outta yerman 3) joonho dragging jehyeok off yerman and begging him to stop, jehyeok screaming 4) overall impeccable scene so insane
now. now this scene..... got me tearing my hair out 1) joonhos "knock knock" 2) "are you the hulk? put on a shirt" "i dont have one" *JOONHO KNOWS THIS, GIVES HIM AN NEW FUCKINF SHIRT* IM SCREAM 3) the banter... the reassurance... the support... 4) "the guard spoke very favourably of you. hes good-looking too." ??!?!?!?!⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ THAT WAS SO OUTTA POCKET????. AND JEHYEOKS SMILE!?@??$;$;@; THE LONG AND SOFT LOOK HE GAVE JOONHO?!,#;#;#^ 5) joonho deflects his feelings by calling jehyeok a psycho. jehyeok says "do you think im that stupid? i knew you were there. thanks. i mean it. thank you." and to top it all off, more pure deflection from joonho. also jehyeok looks like :3 when he smiles and it shatters my heart
joonho and jehyeok plot to give Lifer wild roses but jehyeok forgets the meaning and sings a song instead 😭😭😭 (the meaning was longing for family 💔💔)
ALSOALSO ALSOOOO minchul reading jehyeoks horoscope and it saying "you will recieve what you desire most and you will get good news" nd then captain yoo says "what does jehyeok desire most..." and THEN IT CUTS IMMEDIATELY TO JOONHO STANDING IN THE DOORWAY IM GRINDING MY TEETH INTO DUST WHAT THEBFUVKFJSBSHJA
all the clubs want jehyeok ☺☺ good 4 him ❤❤🥰🥰
jiho tells jehyeok to fuck off. hopefully he takes that advice !
fuck me that ep was the best one yet.... literally we won gays we won!!!! injecting hanyang backstory directly in2 my veins
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{getaway} pt. 3
Reader is the Blinder’s chauffeur….naturally that entails getaway driving too
Part 3/4 ———-part 1, part 2
also this was unintentional but the reader is gender neutral
WC: 1,209
Warnings: Shooting, blood mention
A/n: set just after season 5, like from the middle of the last episode.
also yes this is far fetched, but its because i have short-attention-span-and-it-needs-to-fit-in-4-chapters disease.
and no this isnt historically accurate obvs but i had to do it to write the fucking thing
tnis is so fun to write so try and stop me. this is kind of a Finn x reader?? idk?? finn is my wife?? but he also smol gay boi?? im confused.
1929
“FINN!”
You ran through small heath.
The dawn light barely came through the thick grey clouds. The morning was just an extended night.
The darkness had only begun to form.
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You sat in the dark in your car behind the building. It was understood what would happen tonight. And you understood your place in what was about to happen. At some point you would hear a roar, and a group of blinders would come out the back doors, get into the car, and you would drive away.
It was that simple.
Only it wasn’t. Because thats not what happened.
There was no roar. Instead, Johnny Dogs stumbled out the doors alone, something happened, he said, i dont know what but something happened.
Aberama was dead. There was a mole. Your orders were changed.
No one had seen Finn.
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“FINN!”
You had looked all night. Your coat was damp from the fog and dampness of the city combined. You ran down to Charlie’s yard, pushing through the thick white haze of mist and coal smoke that was exacerbated by the Cut.
You trampled the soggy hay and seed that led up to Curly’s stables.
“Finn?!” You called one last time.
His figure stood up from the corner. There was no illumination in the building. You made out his features by the tonal gray of the outside light.
You trod over and slapped him in the face.
“Finn jesus fucking christ where have you been!?” Anger seethed from every pore as you stared him down.
But there was no defiance in his eyes.
“I think it was me.” He whispered.
You furrowed your eyebrows, urging him to explain what he was talking about.
He took a shaky breath,
“Bill is gone, i gave him money and he left it, hes gone and he knew.”
Your eyes widened. Fuck.
Finn suddenly looked very very pale. Ghostly pale and afraid.
“oh god.” He stared wide eyed into space, his eyes seemed glassy.
Shit, you thought, this was bad. Really bad. Granted his brothers were the ones to blame: for trusting Finn with someone that could have possibly become, or had always been, a spy. Nevertheless, this was bad for Finn.
He sat down heavily. You could only imagine the things he was thinking. Two men were dead. Tommy was in shambles.
You both sat there for a long time. In the dark.
“What now?” You whispered.
There was a long pause, followed by a deep inhale of smoky air.
Finn stood up.
“This was my fault, now i have to fix it.”
And he walked past you and out the stable doors.
You shot up,
“Finn, what?!”
You chased after him.
He walked swiftly up the road, up to the car, and got in the drivers seat. He turned on the engine. You cursed yourself for teaching such a stubborn mule to drive.
“Finn get out of the fucking car and think for once in you life!” You yelled through the window.
He turned to you and in an instant you see all his thoughts and fears in his eyes. You saw all the years of reliance on his brothers. You saw all the regret of not being able to protect his family like they could. You knew that this was bigger than this one mistake.
You clenched your jaw.
“Fine. I’ll help. But i have 2 conditions; one, we need at least a rough plan, and two, you let me drive.”
A smile peaked through all the other emotions on his face for a moment. Then he slid across the seat and you got into the car.
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“Do we know he’s here?”
You sat in the dark car on a dim street, across from Mosley’s office building.
“Tommy says he comes here everyday.” Finn replied.
This did not ease your question.
You skimmed the building with your eyes. The windows were too high up to jump from, and there were no ledges on which to climb. Either he would have to go inside, or wait for Mosley to come out.
It was raining harder now, which might turn out useful to you as a cover.
“This is fucking insane.” You muttered. “We have no plan, its just the two of us, and we are about to assassinate a member of parliament!”
Finn didn’t seem fazed by your words.
“Tommy had a fucking plan and look what happened, so why not just go for it. And having it just be the two of us is good, no moles.”
He was right, however much you still wanted to believe otherwise.
The things you did know were that you couldn’t get too close: Mosley knew you were Tommy’s chauffeur, and would probably recognize Finn. And you knew that he was probably armed, or had a personal guard.
“Finn, how good is your aim?”
He shrugged,
“pretty good.”
“Pretty good? Finn this isn’t a carnival this needs to work!”
“I’ll get out of the car then! Trust me, i can do this.”
“I still don’t trust you but i swear to god, satan, and everything in between: if you get me or yourself killed i will kill you.”
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“Where’s Finn!?!” Ada yelled as she kicked open the door to Tommy’s study.
Tommy was at his desk with his head down. Arthur ventured to answer,
“We haven’t seen him since the speech. Johnny Dogs said (y/n) went to look for him.”
“Arthur that was 12 hours ago! They could be hurt!”
RING
Tommy raised his head and grabbed the phone.
“What?”
He eyes widened.
He slammed the phone back down on the receiver, and scrambled to his feet.
“Mosley’s been shot.”
“Oh my god.” Ada gasped.
They all ran out the door.
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Mosley stepped out onto the rain slicked sidewalk. His protection, he hadn’t bothered learning the man’s name, stood beside him. They had left the office to go to one of the many gentleman’s lounges that Mosley frequented. But as they began to walk, a young man stepped out before them.
Mosley recognized him,
“You’re a peaky boy are you not?”
The boy looked up,
“Yes sir, I have an urgent message from Mr. Shelby.”
Mosley perked his ears,
“Yes?”
Finn tore his pistol out of his pocket and shot Mosley directly in the forehead. But the guard had readied his weapon when he first saw Finn step out into the path, and he was ready.
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A firework of red blood exploded from Mosley’s head and was quickly washed down by the rain.
His body collapsed to the ground.
But before you could rejoice, 2 more shots pierced the air.
Fuck
You screeched the car up to the path just as Finn stumbled to the car.
He threw open the door and fell into the passenger seat.
“Go!” He croaked.
You did, knowing people would come to investigate the shots.
The street had been clear due to the weather, thank god.
You didn’t take your eyes off the road until you felt you were out of harms way.
“You did it!” You shouted, turning to Finn.
You went pale.
Finn was slumped in the seat, hand clutched over his stomach.
Blood gushed through his fingers.
His eyes were closed.
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#howd you like that fuckers!?!#peaky blinders#peaky blinders imagine#peaky blinders fic#finn shelby#finn shelby imagine#blinder!reader#peaky blinders x reader#i suck at tags so sorry bye
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