#too bad i just got snakebites and im not supposed to

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Tagged by talented/total babe @offansandflames ♡

Rules: answer 92 83 statements (i skipped some boring ones srry), tag whomever you please.

THE LAST. 1. Drink: pabst blue ribbon, yes im white trash 2. Phone call: mom 3. Text message: my bestfriend 4. Song you listened to: keaton henson, to your health 5. Time you cried: erm a lil yesterday but like deep convo tears

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice?: a relit ciggarette never tastes the same 7. Kissed someone and regretted it?: Not enough to recall at the moment. 8. Been cheated on?: I haven’t taken many partners, so to my knowledge, no? 9. Lost someone special?: Yes 10: Been depressed: :,) 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: my life from 15-19 tbh, not in the party, neurotypical fashion more along the Wtf Pls exPlain type way or for shits n giggles

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14. Baby pink and blue, black.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends?:Yes if online counts? Very beautiful and enchanting spirits who i already love 16. Fallen out of love?: never do if its real, cuz im a romantic//also think u always care a little for those you really loved 17. Laughed until you cried?: yesterday actually like rllllly good because my girl dropped her entire jug of wine right before opening it. The universe flicked us off dirty. 18. Found out someone was talking about you?: Yeah, some good, some bad, some wild. Idk. 19. Met someone who changed you?: Yes some beautifully, made me fonder, some not so lovely but thats ok (try to make it ok) 20. Found out who your friends are?: I have fucking one bestfriend who i hold to that certain standard shes my lover/ soul mate and weve been through a fucking ride n shes still my number one. If others let me down i find ways to make it bittersweet. 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list?: yus GENERAL 22. How many Facebook friends do you know in real life?: Idk some r family and people from all the schools i went to. I dont care for facebook much. 23. Do you have any pets?: one black, perfect cat with lil rays of auburn going down her back, i named her clementine. Also 4 dumb n rlly cute dogs live with me. I like one a lot, Luna, shes my princess. (Yes i admit favorites idgaf/ she also knows she’s my fav n takes advantage) 24. Do you want to change your name?: mydad originally wanted to name me Xena (after xena princess warrior) whom i developed an intense crush on later. 25. What did you do for you last birthday?: yo lol i dont know i turned 22 i just had drinks and smoked with my bestfriend 26. What time did you wake up?: didnt check, i usually wake up multiple times n go back to sleep If i can 27. What were you doing midnight last night?: either in my gfs car or just getting home 28. Name something you can’t wait for?: my classes to start again, mini roadtrip to Gainesville and maybe being able to see my little cousin soon. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom?: lik e 2 seconds ago. 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life?: sjdufjekwns 31. What are you listening to right now?: Keaton Henson 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: lol nah not that i remember 33. Something that’s getting on your nerves?: the state of the Union, how 2 get my smol dogs to stop barking, why do ppl have to live w abusers and when will my witch powers allow me to cast them off into The Void, my general discomfort n lack of motivation. To casually name a few ,, 34. Most visited website?: ao3, Tumblr RANDOM SHIT: 35. Mole/s?: lol?? Moles can b cute, i have a few. 36. Mark/s?: plenty, one in particular tho i have on my upper forehead not like harry potter sttle unfortunately, its all hidden near my scalp 37. Childhood dream?: i always wanted to do something that would let me swim with humpback whales in natural habitat ofcourse or track the lives n rituals of wolves and then i was like mayb ill just be aschool counsler, all of which i still kinda wana do. 38. Hair color?: blonde 39. Long or Short hair?: i have medium length hair but i like both 40. Do you have a crush on someone?: I literally always have a crush on someone, idk crushes to me means you make me happy and blushy and if you make me laugh, i crush. 41. What do you like about yourself?: i could say i like how i am when im with someone i love. N that some ppl are able to confide in me, id say my empathy but idk i can be a fuckface too. 42. Piercings?: tongue I got snakebites, industrial, bellybutton, reg ol ear piercings too. 43. Bloodtype?: i dont know o.O 44. Nickname?: cookie monster when i was younger, lali, lion, coocoomanga(my dad) renren, rin, my mom says lil shit endearingly and i got the habit. 45. Relationship status?: basically married 46. Zodiac sign?: Aries 47. Pronouns?: She/they 48. Favorite t.v show?: i binge and am not ashamed, supernatural, classic spongebob, south park, parks n rec, modern fam, a haunting, me and my mom watch ancient aliens 2gether , Steven Universe, Adventure Time, the fucking x files, malcolminthemiddle, etc, my animes as well are all shoved in here in my heart. Naruto/free/haikyuu/oourans host club/ HxH etc 49. Tattos: 5 and one on the way, matching one with my love 50. Right or left hand: Righty most def 51. Surgery?: luckily no 52. Hair dyed in different colors?: I maintain the blonde i had at like six, its naturally dirty brownish? At one point i dyed it platinum tho 53. Sport?: In my anime MORE GENERAL 54. I’m about to?: Finish some arts and crafts for some letters im making (: and then a smol walk 55. Waiting for?: some inspo, 56. Get married?: its not very important to me. But if my partner became passionate about it i would be rite there w em 57. Career?: I’m majoring in psychology/minor in education WHICH IS BETTER? 58. Hugs or kisses?: depends on who but I’m a sap for both 59. Lips or eyes?: Eyes, give me them soulful orbs 60. Shorter or taller?: no preference 61. Older or younger?: You can be a shithead at any age, so no preference. 62. Nice arms or nice stomach?: eh,, not sure to be honest. I love hands and forearms, so i suppose arms? 63. Sensitive or loud?: u gotta be both at least every now and then. Either extreme will be bothersome though 64. Hook up or relationship?: eh past experiences make hook ups generally uncomfortable n left me feeling ace/aceromantic for a good portion of my teen yrs but im not impartial 65. Troublemaker or hesitant: ive calmed down but im not hesitant unless my gut says so HAVE YOU EVER? 66. Kissed a stranger?: yes 67. Drank hard liquor?: yes 68. Lost glasses/contacts?: glasses, yes. 69. Turned someone down?: as a chick in miami ¿¿¿ of fucking course 70. Sex on the first date?: lol yes 71. Broken someone’s heart?: seems dramatic i dont feel like i have sincerely done that, just hurt them. 72. Had your heart broken?: In a way mostly by close friends / family 73. Been arrested?: when i was 15 for dumb shit like trespassing 74. Cried when someone died?: yes 75. Fallen for a friend?: i crush on all my friends because i love alot DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 76. Yourself?: Yes because Rock Lee would want me to 77. Miracles?: i think miracles are a byproduct of a fucking amazing universe. 78. Love at first sight?: i think of it as a magnetic pull n interest not love 79. Santa Clause?: i fucking love christmas, idgaf 80. Kiss on the first date?: yup OTHER 81. Current bestfriend?: @mariekankerr 7 years n countin babe 82. Eyecolor?: blue 83. Favorite Movie?: Lilo and Stitch, Pulp Fiction, The Iron Giant, A Fish Called Wanda, Murder By Death, Knights of the Round Table, mel brooks in general, The Changeling (bt like the oroginal one not w Angelina jolie it came out in like the 90s?) Spirited Away, Clue, Hot Chicks, A Bronx Tale I tag: @shamelesssasukestan @hotmessmuffin @narutoandsasukearecanon and i suck at this so just go for it and tag me so i can lurk on u

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so like, im not going to ask anyone to ask me these questions because i’ll get one or two tops and that’s boring so i’m just going to fill this out myspace survey style and just pretend it’s 2006. k.                   

The meaning behind my url: coheed and cambria lyrics.

A picture of me: maybe i’ll post one after this

How many tattoos i have and what they are: i have one tattoo and it’s the symbol of the deathly hallows

Last time i cried and why: um. maybe a day or two ago. why? could have been a million things.

Piercings i have: snake bites and ears

Favorite band: not sure i have a favorite anymore but i guess it would still be something corporate and every project andrew mcmahon has worked on since.

Biggest turn offs: bad smells. bad breath, body odor. it’s just not that hard to be clean. also not knowing when to be serious. im a super silly person and i like to have a laugh but if someone cant ever be serious im not into it.

Top 5 (insert subject): i guess i get to pick my own subject because i’ve broken the rules. i’ll say top 5 songs. i haven’t thought about what i would consider my top 5 songs in some time so this will be quite interesting for me. also this is in no particular order. 1. Walking By - Something Corporate 2. Ruthless - Something Corporate 3. Screamer - Good Charlotte 4. Young Volcanoes -  Fall Out Boy 5.  The Gambler - Fun.

Tattoos i want: there are a few i have in mind but none that i really want to sit and describe at the moment

Biggest turn ons: confidence. knowing what you want. not being afraid to show affection.

Age: 27

Ideas of a perfect date: i have two. one is basically movies and snacks and snuggles and the other is probably food/snacks and some kind of outdoor activity on a beautiful day that ends with a sunset and driving home with the windows down and loud music on the way home.

Life goal: end goal? to be a writer. right now it’s really just to sort myself out and fix the mess i’ve made of my mental state.

Piercings i want: i dont really want anymore. im not even sure i still want my snakebites. been thinking of taking them out recently

Relationship status: fucked.

Favorite movie: i dont really have one but my go to is Princess Bride because it’s probably my favorite movie.

A fact about my life: i can only think of depressing shit for some reason. uhh. my first dog was called Susie

Phobia: i dont really know if i have a true phobia but i have many many things that freak me out and i’m not sure if they’re from my OCD or Tourettes or both or neither but i cant stand to touch anything wet or have fluid on me. like ever. except in situations where you’re supposed to be wet like when swimming or having a water fight or like, showering. but any other time i really hate it. and also i cant stand rough things touching my hands or feet. if i even see someone rub their bare feet on carpet it makes me so uncomfortable my skin crawls.

Middle name: renee

Height: about 5′5

Are you a virgin? no

What’s your shoe size? 7

What’s your sexual orientation? i dont have one.

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? no.

Someone you miss: my grandpa

What’s one thing you regret? i regret not taking school more seriously

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: this is never my answer usually but the first celebrity that came to mind when i read this was Billy Corgan so that’s what i’ll say lmao

Favorite ice cream? Americone Dream i think. at least usually.

One insecurity: my skin

What my last text message says:”nothing is wrong. im just done with everything”

Have you ever taken a picture naked? yes

Have you ever painted your room? yes.

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? yes

Have you ever slept naked? yes

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? lol yes

Have you ever had a crush? everyone has had a crush. im going to correct this to do i have a crush right now and the answer is sort of.

Have you ever been dumped? no

Have you ever stole money from a friend? no

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? no i dont think so.

Have you ever been in a fist fight? yes

Have you ever snuck out of your house? yes

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? oh plenty of times. i have that pathetic girl thing down

Have you ever been arrested? no

Have you ever made out with a stranger? um, no i dont think so.

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? am i misunderstanding this questions? yes?

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? lol yes. like 15 years ago

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? yes

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? yes

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes

Have you ever seen someone die? no

Have you ever been on a plane? yes

Have you ever kissed a picture? lmao yes i used to kiss a poster of Billy Martin good night when i was in 7th grade

Have you ever slept in until 3? i’ve slept well past 3

Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now? some of these questions are really fucking dumb. i have loved someone and i always miss someone

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? indeed

Have you ever made a snow angel? yes

Have you ever played dress up? yes

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? yes

Have you ever been lonely? basically always

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? lmao yes. many times

Have you ever been to a club? yes but only a few times. im super not into clubs

Have you ever felt an earthquake? i cant say that i have. Indiana doesn’t get a lot of earthquakes. we’ve supposedly had some small shakes from aftershock but even then i never felt it.

Have you ever touched a snake? yes

Have you ever ran a red light? yes.

Have you ever been suspended from school? yes

Have you ever had detention? i basically lived in detention. i was that kid in school that did literally no school work and everyone wondered how i made it thru high school.

Have you ever been in a car accident? yes a few times

Have you ever hated the way you look? most of my life, yes.

Have you ever witnessed a crime? yes

Have you ever pole danced? no not really.

Have you ever been lost? yes. mentally and physically

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? not really.

Have you ever felt like dying? oh yes

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? oh yes

Have you ever sang karaoke? yes

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? like 45 times a day. yeah

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? nope.

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? nope.

Have you ever kissed in the rain? yess

Have you ever sang in the shower? lol yes

Have you ever made out in a park? yes

Have you ever dream that you married someone? a few times

Have you ever glued your hand to something? uh. no.

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no. do people actually do that shit?

Have you ever gone to school partially naked? no

Have you ever been a cheerleader? when was like 8, yup

Have you ever sat on a roof top? yes

Have you ever brushed your teeth? nope never. who did this?

Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes im a chicken

Have you ever played chicken? yes

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? i’ve been picked up and thrown in with all my clothes on

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? yes. the internet is a strange place.

Have you ever broken a bone? only a toe.

Have you ever been easily amused? always

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? yes.

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? yes.

Have you ever cheated on a test? yes

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? omg yes.

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? yup. this guy i used to work with at panera like 6 years ago. he was so good looking i’d forget what i was saying mid sentence if he even walked past me. he thought it was hilarious

Give us one thing about you that no one knows. yall idk i’ve been doing this for a while and my brain is kind of hurting.