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I was told not to share this. But, I’m taking so goddamn long to make clips from my last fight that I’m going to share this. #socialmedia #isabout #completelackofrestraint #gspnipplepinch #greekmythology #wrestling #mma #muaythai #grappling #strangle #jointbreak #bluntforce #olympics #sport #asanalogue #forwarfare #sorryjason — “Was this the face that launch'd a thousand ships, And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?” - Kit Marlowe, as quoted in the famous History Channel special: “Did Helen of Troy Have AIDS?” —— “Yea, and if some god shall wreck me in the wine-dark deep, even so I will endure… For already have I suffered full much, and much have I toiled in perils of waves and war. Let this be added to the tale of those.” - Homer, saying “wine-dark” because, apparently, the ancient Greeks did not have a word for ‘blue’. — #tomtheunicore #ilium #ships #inthenavy #ymca #machomans — @drjasonpark and I talked about how we could make my page less ... niche (perverted and offensive) and I believe the consensus was that I should withdraw from society. (at Hisarlık, Konya, Turkey) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqYz4CLAD60/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kxjtky1wmqzp

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And lo, the Thanksgiving spirit shall sayeth unto ye: “Dress thine shoulders in the woolly garb of shepherds in the hills, with their loins unencumbered. The same cashmere bullshit that forms their gowns shall adorn thy body. And gird thy pubice in cotton and polyester, bedecked in the stripes of the Venusian sky. All other raiment is optional. You may bring a +1.” #woolisareligion #idowhatiwant #respectmyauthority #colormatching #pantone #pantene #pantalones #muaypantalones #nogi #noanything #wrestling #thanksgiving #isjust #aprecursor #tochristmas #celebrate #ourdarklord #andsavior — Lev 19:19 “Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen(Shah-at-nez) come upon thee.” — Deu 22:11-11.5 “Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts(Shah-at-nez), as of woollen and linen together. But sometimes it’s okay.” — #bread🍞 #rice🍚 #bananas🍌 #chocolate🍫 #tea🍵#tomtheunicore #wrestling #mmagear #christmassinglet #❤️ #venusian #venerial #venerian (at Meiji Seimen) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqia00CAnmS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l3gu5h6pg3gs