#tommy shelby rp

[reddevilmcnt]

muse: tommy shelby [ leader of the peaky blinders in birmingham, england ] open to: m only / would definitely love more muses of color for this!

The room was a haze of smoke, perfume, and sin---- an indulgent party descending fast into hedonistic spectacle. Tommy Shelby observed it all with the detached composure of a man who had seen worse and done worse. His brothers, no doubt, were already deep into their usual cocktail of cocaine and questionable women----lovers they would later stash away like secrets before facing their wives. Tommy, however, operated on a different frequency. He dabbled in vices but never let them define him. A calculated man, he rarely lost himself to drink, and while opium held a certain allure, it was merely a tool, a nightly ritual to chase away the dark visions that haunted his sleep. Substances dulled the edge for others, but they offered him little beyond fleeting utility.

Now, sex? That was a pursuit he could respect. But even in pleasure, Tommy remained unshaken, his indulgences tempered by an inexorable self-control. Reclining on the plush sofa, cigarette in hand, his cutting blue eyes scanned the room. They settled momentarily on a mostly naked couple entwined on a nearby sofa, the scene eliciting no more than a flicker of disinterest. He exhaled a plume of smoke and glimpsed to the young man beside him, his voice a low murmur, steady amidst the chaos. "Nervous, are you?"

[colsons-baker]

Hi guys!

Im looking for a RP partner (don’t worry current partners I am not abandoning you) that would be interested in doing doubles with me. Must be 18+. I’m based in GMT.

Interested in the following worlds/characters:

Grease

Kenickie Murdoch x oc

Peaky Blinders

Tommy Shelby x oc

Scream

Billy Loomis x oc

The Bikeriders

Benny Cross x oc

Grotesquerie

Fr Charlie Mayhew x oc

I have stories for my oc for all of these. Please message me if you are interested.

[dhampiravidi]

murphyverse RP ad for canon x OC 1x1

23F looking for the following canons:

Patricia Kitten Braden (Breakfast on Pluto)

Tommy Shelby (Peaky Blinders)

Tom Buckley (Red Lights)

Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow (Nolanverse's Batman)

I have a Discord & Tumblr posts for RPing.

Please be at least 18 years old.

Yes to eventual smut.

Like if interested. If your asks are turned off, I'll IM you.

[myriadxofxmuses]

@indiestarter

Open to: Thomas Shelby, Peaky Blinders fandom/Canon divergent aus (set during season 2 and beyond. Will be pro-ship, slow burn, length will vary)

Muse: Emily. (Cliff's note bio: She had three brothers. All were called to war. Her parents are deceased, so she volunteered to be a nurse (having started training while married to her first husband - who has divorced her over her inability to provide him a family. Her miscarriages and subsequent finding of being barren adding to his decision.) while her siblings were off fighting. They all end up perishing. She moves to start a new as a nanny - her nurse training a plus for families. Becomes Ada's nanny for Karl after her husband dies and that's how she's brought into the Shelby's world.)

Emily had just gotten Karl down for the night when Ada came home from work. She was busy finishing up dinner and cleaning up the kitchen.

"Karl's just been to bed," she called out as she turned off the sink and shook her hands clean. "He tried his best to stay up for mum, but his little eyes got too heavy for him," she reported as she made their plates.

Ada walked in, half furious, half in shock, and made her way to the small kitchen table. She set her things down, the house keys Tommy had given her included, and scoffed.

"What are those?" Emily asked as she brought their plates to the table, motioning to the keys as she sat.

Ada remained silent, still in disbelief that her brother found her. His reach really was far. Farther than she expected. She would never be able to outrun the Shelby name, no matter how desperately she tried to.

"Ada?" Emily asked, pausing her meal in concern. "Are you alright?"

"My brother, Tommy, gave me a house earlier today," she finally admitted.

"Really! That's wonderful," she told her excitedly. "Now maybe you won't feel so cramped," she offered in continued congratulations, referring to a recent conversation about Karl and his growing need for space.

"I'm not taking it," Ada told her almost emotionless.

"Not taking it? Why? Ada, this is a good thing. You just said you wanted more space for Karl to play and grow, but we're worried you wouldn't be able to on your salary. Now you can."

"I'm not taking it because it comes from filthy Shelby money. Money my brother only uses for his own personal gain. Nothing more," she explained further. "My brother is only doing this to further his 'business' and to keep tabs on me. He can't accept that I've given up the Shelby name."

Emily could hear the disdain for her brother in her voice. She'd divulge enough to know the tensions between Ada and her family back in Birmingham - the races, the danger, the constant drama. Even how Ada's newfound communist beliefs pushed them away. . Emily had heard most of it, but what she had also gotten out of it was that the Shelbys were tight-knit. Nothing got in between their bond or their loyalty.

Emily stopped eating and took hold of Ada's hand, bringing the woman's attention to her. "Ada. I know you're angry with your brothers, but Tommy obviously loves you or he wouldn't have wanted this to be yours," she said placing the keys in her hands. "Families fight. All of them. My brothers and I would argue until the cows came home sometimes. I couldn't stand it and I'd wished them dead more than once," she admitted with a soft, sad chuckle. "But there is nothing I wouldn't do to bring them back for a day - even if it meant fighting with them. Don't throw away what little good the Shelbys do because of differing beliefs and past tragedies."

"You don't know Tommy."

"No, but you do. And it is obvious he loves you and only wants the best. For both you and Karl and it seems to me that he is trying to make it right with you," Emily assumed. "Give him a chance."

Ada couldn't believe Emily was siding with Tommy. Without so much as a hello nonetheless. But she was right on some level. Ada knew Tommy loved her unconditionally. Regardless of her anger and dislike toward him currently, she couldn't dent he'd always been there in the past.

"I'm not saying you have to go back to being friendly with him or the rest of the Shelby clan. But it can't hurt to at least go and see what he's given you," she said putting the keys in her hand.

She took the keys and rolled them in her grip. Taking anything from Tommy always meant there was a catch. But she did need a bigger place. And his arrival, though infuriating, was convenient.

"Fine. But we're only going to look. I don't want to be in Tommy's pocket just for a bigger roof over our heads."

------

The two women looked up at the house the next afternoon. It was beautiful. And big.

"Shall we head inside?" Emily asked with a smile, still hopeful Ada would change her mind about the place.

And it had.

It would only take the women a few days of constant work to be moved in and settled. And another few weeks after that when a knock came calling as Emily put Karl down for his afternoon nap.

"Can I help you?" she asked the man on the other side once she'd opened the door.

[findroleplay]

Hi I'm interested in roleplaying as Tommy Shelby's relation who has cp ( cerebral palsy ) which I have myself in real life I know it's a very specific kind of RP but I believe roleplay should be more diverse

On average I write between 10-20 lines but can do more if necessary. I know it seems very specific but I would love just a little interaction on this

TIA X

please like this and I will get back to you

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[whatwedointhemultiverse]

Eleanor jumped at the sound of the smashed whiskey bottle. She couldn't look Tommy in the face no matter how much she wanted to. Keeping her gaze towards the table, Eleanor gave him a nod as her response. She was embarrassed not by him but by the fact that even someone with the likes of her family would even let this happen. " I'm sorry, Tommy... I didn't know how to tell you ..." her voice was quiet and small. She felt like she had betrayed him. " Do whatever, but for the sake of my family, don't hurt him..." Eleanor took a deep breath, looking back at the stage, "Why don't you come back later..."

open to: females.

plot: thomas shelby is in love with your female muse, but she was forced to marry a man she doesn’t love before meeting him. tommy’s had encounters with her and her husband eventually finds out, punching her on the face and leaving her a bruise. for a while, she avoids tommy and he is aware of this, so he ends up searching for her in her workplace at a bar. he sees the bruise when he sees her in a private area of the bar and he’s not happy.

After he got up from his seat, Tommy threw the glass of whiskey across the room and it broke against the wall of the bar. His hands, clenched into fists, slammed against the wooden table. Nostrils flared and his jaw clenched in anger, finding what that asshole had done unnaceptable. He turned his head towards her, aware she’d witnessed his unexpected tantrum. “Is this the reason why you refused to see me?” His index finger pointed at the bruise on her face, keeping his tone of voice normal but his anger was in there — and his blood was boiling from it. He didn’t accept violence towards women — especially one he cared for. His hands left the table and his body turned for a few seconds, running a hand quickly through his dark locks of hair before turning to face her once more.“You expect me to fucking accept this? I’ll cut off his fucking hand.”

[proofwhisky]

ind. priv. & sel. tommy shelby of netflix's peaky blinders. by order of gami.

carrd.  |   prompts. |   ask. | mobile info. | promo and all graphics by @villainsrph.

[ofbleaktimes]

Tommy in this scene was everything 🔥

If you want to rp hit me 👌

[shion-ah]

I would die for a good Tommy Shelby rp. If anyone put there dress this and is up for a long ten rp let me know! Looking for a show based plot and someone too play Tommy against my female oc! Doubling is always welcome!

[autumnleopard]

Unusual Judgement

So, I finished this somewhat silly "little" fic a while ago but was nervous about posting it anywhere (still am tbh). The title is not set, actually, it's just the most decent one I could think of instead of the placeholder I had previously. Well, anyway, hope you enjoy it.

Fandom: Peaky Blinders

Pairing: Tommy x Alfie

Word count: 2195

Summary: In which Alfie comes to Tommy's mansion but has to face judgement by someone very important to Tommy first before getting to the fun activities. Needless to say he thinks it's ridiculous but still he will humour Tommy.

Warnings: None, I think... It's just silly and soft.

AO3

“This is utterly ridiculous,” Alfie complained as Tommy practically dragged him towards the stables of his country estate.

Alfie had only arrived at Arrow House perhaps ten minutes ago, with a clear plan in mind of what to do with his time here, but apparently Tommy had an entirely different idea of how they should spend their already limited time together. At least for the time being, which was still an unfortunate development. Alright, perhaps Alfie was exaggerating a little bit but still, he could think of lots of things they could be doing instead.

They didn’t get to see each other as much as they wanted, and especially not in Tommy’s own home. It was—usually anyway—clandestine meetings in not too fancy hotels; hotels where they knew nobody would rat on them, or even bat an eye at two men (that very well may be walking a tad too close to each other) going up to the same room to spend the night. There was the rare occasion of them meeting at Alfie’s own house in Camden Town but he had fairly nosy neighbours, and another man staying with him overnight would probably cause rumours to spread like a fucking wildfire. Which in and of itself Alfie didn’t give much of a fuck about but if those rumours would reach the ears of his or Tommy’s enemies, they would be in a whole lot of trouble, as a thing like this was perfect leverage against either of them. And it would be far easier for those fuckers to have them arrested by the coppers for fucking sodomy than to try and take Alfie and Tommy out themselves. They would need proof of course, and Tommy and him were fairly good liars (or bullshitters, whatever), but it would still be a bad situation for them and it was doubtful they’d be able to ever shake the rumours after it, so they didn’t want to take any risks; at least not more than already anyway.

Either way, the invitation to stay at Tommy’s mansion over the weekend had come as quite the surprise for Alfie but also he liked the slight change in their routine and the chance to spend more than a mere few hours or a night with Tommy. He still was a bit worried about it though, about the possibility of Tommy’s family catching them mostly. But his housekeeper Frances was nice and also apparently knew what was going on here actually, judging by the knowing smile she had given Alfie upon his arrival. She hadn’t commented on anything and Tommy seemed to trust her a lot, so Alfie was quite sure she would keep their little secret safe.

And seriously, Alfie was looking forward to this weekend, but the start of it was certainly quite odd. He should be used to Tommy’s sometimes unpredictable behaviour by now, though usually that meant rage and anger and not… this. He’d even go so far to call it eccentric, at least in this very circumstance.

“They’re a good judge of character,” Tommy said, like it made any sense to anyone but himself. He didn’t look back at Alfie as he said that but, thanks to the privacy of his own property, still held Alfie’s hand. Which Alfie did not mind at all, to be honest, he just wished Tommy wouldn’t drag so much.

Alfie rolled his eyes, trying to keep up with Tommy’s rather crisp pace. He was undoubtedly excited, which was an interesting thing to witness. “You already know my fucking character.”

Tommy shrugged and just kept on dragging Alfie towards the horses that were grazing out on the pasture.

“Tommy, treacle,” Alfie tried, letting out an exasperated sigh. “Are you actually telling me that you put more weight on a bloody horse’s opinion of someone than on your own?”

“They’re good judges of character,” Tommy repeated matter-of-factly, not making any more sense this time around.

“Alright,” Alfie sighed. “I’ll humour you. So, hypothetically, if the horse doesn’t approve of me, what will happen? Will you just break this off? Send me on my merry fucking way and return to business as usual?”

“No, of course not,” Tommy answered, finally stopping his infuriating dragging. He looked at Alfie with those bright blue eyes that he knew very well drove Alfie crazy. “You’ll just have to… spend more time with them, charm them.” He grinned. “You know, how you’d do with the parents of someone you love.”

Alfie pinched the bridge of his nose, shaking his head. “You are fucking ridiculous, mate.”

“And yet you love me, Alfie.”

“Do I?” Alfie couldn’t believe this man. Mad, just mad. Which, coming from him, said a fucking lot. “I might have to rethink that.”

Tommy let go of his hand, crossing his arms over his chest. He quirked an eyebrow, tilting his head ever so slightly to the side, and just looked at Alfie. Just looked at him with those bright blue eyes. A piercing look, quite intense. It was the kind of look Tommy used when negotiating with someone, be it a potential business partner or an enemy. Alfie liked that look, and the way others caved under it, which unfortunately included him in this instance.

He sighed. “Alright, I do. But you are still fucking ridiculous, Tommy.”

Tommy just smirked triumphant. Alfie shook his head; and people called him a madman.

“Let’s just get this over with,” Alfie decided. “I have better things to do, like getting those clothes off you and fuck you senseless.”

Tommy chuckled and shook his head. “Patience is a virtue, darling,” he said softly as he took Alfie’s hand again, giving it a gentle squeeze just because he could.

Alfie rolled his eyes and let Tommy lead him onto the pasture. He liked the feel of Tommy’s hand in his, to be completely honest. Mostly because they didn’t get to do that very often.

Ever since this thing between them started (they had only very recently started to call it an actual relationship), Alfie had made the surprising discovery that Tommy liked touching, a lot. He always needed to touch Alfie in some way. It wasn’t possible at all in public, and also not when they were alone but there was the possibility of someone walking in on them, like when they were in either of their offices. Alfie got the impression that it bothered Tommy to not be able to touch him, even in the simplest, smallest way imaginable. They usually opted for being just a little too close to each other but it obviously wasn’t the same. So when they finally got some time alone, Tommy could absolutely not keep his hands off Alfie.

Actually, Alfie would even go so far to say that Tommy could get quite needy, in private anyways. Always needing to touch and be close, somehow having forgotten the concept of personal space; not that Alfie minded, alright. He actually quite liked it because it was such a drastically different side of the usually so cold and ruthless Tommy Shelby—a side that perhaps not even his own family got to see often, if at all. He could be so sweet and soft and was actually very much able to relax. He just hardly got the chance to, Alfie supposed, which made it all the more surprising that he found it so easy to relax when he was alone with Alfie.

He also liked to cuddle, liked it a lot, but would never fucking admit it, not even at gunpoint. You could probably torture him and he’d sooner admit to being queer than to being a cuddler.

“I still think you’re being ridiculous, just so we’re clear,” Alfie pointed out, watching the horses warily.

He wasn’t scared of horses, mind you. He just wasn’t particularly a fan of them, perhaps it was their size or those fucking hooves that could potentially crack a man’s skull. He also just simply could not fathom what Tommy saw in them. He did like to see that certain glow in Tommy’s eyes when he was talking about them though. That look of pure childlike delight. Or the look of unrestrained excitement Tommy had right now due to the prospect of introducing Alfie to his horses. It was sweet, he supposed, and it softened Tommy’s ragged edges, almost making him look a bit younger, less weary of life and its endless troubles.

Tommy just nodded in response to Alfie’s comment and stopped walking. He whistled and while all of the horses lifted their heads (their heads were too big as well, Alfie thought, everything about horses was kind of weird), only one of them walked towards where Tommy and Alfie were standing near the fence. It was, in all fairness and Alfie’s uneducated opinion, a quite beautiful looking horse with a sleek black coat and mane that blew softly in the fresh spring breeze.

It still looked quite a bit intimidating though.

The horse approached Tommy first, nudging him softly and earning a pat on the neck and a soft smile. Tommy petted its head tenderly and whispered something to it, while throwing a sideways glance at Alfie, who really tried not to grow uncomfortable or even anxious in this very unusual situation.

Being judged by a horse was certainly something else and only Thomas fucking Shelby would come up with it. Honestly, why he loved this cunt was beyond Alfie sometimes.

The horse slowly strode towards Alfie, fixing him with its dark eyes. Alfie stayed still, just waiting for whatever was about to happen. The horse came to a halt right in front of him.

“Hello… horse,” Alfie said, unsure of how to act exactly.

The horse circled around Alfie, seemingly taking all of him in with a certain degree of scrutiny. Alfie had no idea horses could even look so scrutinising. He’d bet, if it could, it would raise an eyebrow at him. It made him feel somewhat uneasy. When it finally stopped its assessment, it stood in front of Alfie and sniffed him curiously, eventually huffing right into Alfie’s face and nickering. It nudged him and nipped at his coat’s pockets. Alfie looked towards Tommy with an eyebrow raised in question and cluelessness. Since this had been his idea, Tommy should give him some pointers on how to proceed at least. But the other man simply grinned and looked very pleased.

“He likes you,” he explained. “He is demanding treats.”

“Well, I don’t have any, obviously.”

Tommy took Alfie’s hand and put some treats in it. “Go on. Flat palm.”

Alfie sighed and held his hand out to the horse just like Tommy said. The horse sniffed at it, accepting the peace offering, as Alfie would describe it, and happily munched away.

Tommy looked indeed very pleased and happy next to Alfie, smiling softly at him—oh, there was the reason why he loved him, now he remembered. It was a very good look on him though, so the ridiculousness with the horse had at least been worth it in the end.

“Are we done with this then?” Alfie asked, dropping his hand once the horse had eaten all the treats.

Tommy nodded smiling, wrapping his arms around Alfie's neck. “Still think I’m ridiculous?”

“Yes,” Alfie answered but smiled. “But I also love you, you fucking bastard.”

Tommy chuckled, shaking his head. Alfie grinned at him, then closed the small distance between them, capturing Tommy's soft lips in a tender but almost hungry kiss, which caused a low, pleased hum to escape Tommy.

This was exceptionally nice and special, Alfie thought as Tommy leaned further into the kiss, deepening it. He let his hands wander down Tommy's back, feeling the tiny shudder of anticipation that went through the other man's body at that simple gesture. He settled a hand on the small of Tommy's back, pulling him closer against him. He probably wasn't much different than Tommy, if he genuinely thought about it. Couldn't keep his hands off him, right, always needed to touch and feel the man's body against his.

In his defence, it was a very, very nice feeling.

The thing that made Alfie smile even more though, was that there was no tension in Tommy's body anywhere right now. He was just happy and relaxed, leaning into Alfie's embrace and savouring their kiss, almost getting lost in it even.

It was such a rare thing that they could be so open with their affection for each other, so they cherished any moment when they got to do it. Doing it so out in the open would be impossible under any other circumstance but this being Tommy's private property, they were thankfully sheltered and could for once just be themselves without fear of consequences and judgement.

Eventually it was Tommy who broke the kiss first, giving Alfie a soft, pleased smile. Without a word, he intertwined their fingers and took Alfie back to the house and up to his bedroom. Now this was more what Alfie had in mind when he had come here and so he was looking forward to it immensely.

[riridontneedya]

The, 'What's mine isn't yours..' series | Find it all in one place.

Hello,

If you didn't know now you do haha. I have created a mini peaky blinders series.

A brief summary to pique your interests: Join our female reader (y/ns) journey as she navigates her way through a turbulent love triangle with Thomas and Micheal. What initially was supposed to start off as harmless flirting has now spilled over and has left her with tough choices to make.

It started as smut with plot lol but its blossomed its way into a series I am now rather fond of :) I do intend to add more segments. If you have any ideas about what direction you'd like to see the story go don't hesitate to reach out Id like to hear them. CONSTRUCTIVE feedback is welcome. This goes without saying but there are mature themes.

So with each link you click on you will see the several! Warnings in the summary in regards to the story. If you know damn full well you shouldn't be engaging then DON'T! I am not responsible. I have taken the necessary precautions to ensure it finds itself in the correct places. I am an adult therefore can freely write adult content. I do other stories too so check out others 'HERE' if you're interested ! also my requests are open so do feel free to pop me a message for a chit chat or any ideas you may have xx

PART 1 , PART 2 , PART 3 , PART 4

Happy reading angels xx

[mrs-bond]

Hi there. I really need more people to talk too. I prefer the age range to be 24 to 40, but I want 30 plus to 40 since I'm 31. Here's the link to my profile that describes me.

[jeandejard3n]

Peaky Blinders: Garrison Tavern

[casser-starkling]

so finals season I’ve thrown myself into Peaky Blinders to deal with the horrors of academia… so anyways, I am seeking Peaky Blinders RP buddies… please I am brainrotting so hard…. Halp

[houxe]

Regarding my SBI/DSMP Fics

TW: Abuse, Trauma, and Mentions of Suicide.

With all that has happened, I did want to come out here and make my stance clear. I will always stand with Shelby (Shubble) and all of the victims who are speaking out against Will Gold (Wilbur Soot). If you still support that bastard, unfollow me and leave my blog and whatever small community I made.

I've already stated this is my Discord channel, but I want to put it here too.

For me, c!Wilbur is so far removed from cc!Wilbur that I don't connect the two. The characters are vessels for my own characterizations and stories. It's a bit like writing Supernatural*, Twilight, or Hazbin Hotel fanfics. I don't support the guy, monetarily or otherwise, he does not interact with fanfics, I have plans to be very vocal that I'm on Shelby's side no matter what/make it clear that what Will did is wrong, and I don't use his real life events as plots in my stories. At least, I certainly don't try to. It's why I typically change traits about the characters. (I.e. Tommy is shorter, Phil is taller, Techno is bulky, and Wilbur always has golden/hazel eyes.)

I'm aware that it's a tad different because it's rp and not something like a full on book or an actor in a movie, but DSMP has also been over for over two years and the characterizations I make for SBI are not at all based on the CCs. Real life Techno isn't a literal terrorist, Phil ain't a father married to a goddess, Tommy is not a traumatized child soldier, and Wilbur isn't suicidal and blowing up countries.

I think I'll likely focus more on Techno, Tommy, and Phil for a while, but I'm not gonna let one dude ruin a fandom and things I've made for myself. Nothing I write is ever made for Wilbur, as I've seen people saying. Additionally, Wilbur was not the only writer. Technoblade, Philza, TommyInnit, and so many others made that story what it was. Not him.

However, if any CCs come forward saying they don't want their old characters interacting with his, I will respect that.

Though I do think there is a tendency to take real life events (i.e. Techno's cancer, LJ's music, Tommy's real life parents, etc.) and put them into fiction about DSMP. I, however, don't try to do that and have stated before that I don't feel comfortable doing so. The truth is that we have not gotten any genuine SBI content outside of DSMP for years. The dynamic in real life is very different from what was presented in the DSMP. Did personalities still bleed over? Yes, I'm not going to deny that, but I'm not going to act like they're exactly the same between character and person either. We've had that conversation like in 2021, it's why we have C! and CC!.

The rather sad truth is, SBI is what got me really into writing and it's a comfort for me that nothing can compare to. Obviously, I don't think it's appropriate to be writing certain types of stories right now or to be involving characters made by CCs outside of the DSMP. I think it's up to everyone else to decide on what they want to do, however, rushing it also isn't the way to go either. Give yourself time to heal and think it over first instead of throwing away something that gives you comfort and has not been associated with by the creators for over two years.

Anyways, fuck Will Gold. Fuck the fact that he hurt so many people, and fuck that he lied and manipulated his way around the damn internet. ESPECIALLY fuck the fact that he tried to diminish what he did and not take proper accountability.

Go and support Shelby so so much, she and everyone who spoke out really deserve it. I'm glad silence on these types of issues is not being normalized.

Here is a list of (American) resources for DV help:

TNLR

RAINN

WOAR

Love is respect

The Trevor project

Futures without violence

National domestic violence hotline

Resource on what DV and abuse looks like

*Changed it from Harry Potter to Supernatural because Harry Potter is a significantly worse and more problematic franchise, even just within the content of the books. It'd be better left in the dust. I've talked about it before, but it was the first thing that came to my mind at the time and was a poor comparison on my part, I'm truly sorry for that.

[wyrmguardsecrets]

Worst race in WoW rp? Human males.

I now go out of my way to avoid any rp with human males (or worgen males who rp in human form), especially if they're played by white cis men. They are the most problematic group in the game bar none.

They consistently fuck up any rp they get involved in because their character is just an egotistical projection to compensate for their personal male inadequacies. Their roleplay is either some DEUS VULT holy warrior bullshit where they godmod their racism all over any non-human characters, or they try hard as fuck to be Tommy Shelby when really they're just Tommy Wiseau with a "u wot m8" accent. OR they're a "wise old sorcerer" who exerts their intellectualism onto any young woman standing alone in the Lamb. Oh, and let's not forget the assholes who want to be as close to the rank of king as lore-abidingly possible–all adult toddlers with a raging case of megalomania.

The ego cis men imbue their characters with has singlehandedly dismantled so many public rp hubs and guilds because they HAVE to be the big man on campus. I've seen it happen time and time again, where one or more will show up uninvited to a brawl or dispute of any kind across SW because they metagamed learning about it. They HAVE to be the strongest, smartest, funniest, most vicious, most aloof, most politically savvy, and most connected, which just translates to blowhard attitudes and unnecessary conflict as they try to assert their dominance over everyone else. Women? Holes to fuck. Men who love their wives? Spineless cucks. Non-humans? Inferior or a device to be used (i.e. having a draenei as a meat shield). Everyone is an NPC and just a means to an end for their rp. Oh, and their ERP? So much attention to detail when it comes to their muscles and dick veins that it ironically borders on homoerotica.

And if you sit in vc or chat with these guys, it's the biggest stroke fest. They oocly rip on whoever confronts them, make dumb jokes about other OCs, and fellate themselves for writing 10 bAdAsS paragraphs every emote. Nevermind the unapologetic sexism, racism, and trans/homophobia that runs rampant in their discords and guild chats. And if you call them out on their toxic behavior or piss them off, they will gang up on you and gaslight you into a coma until you no longer feel safe on your own character.

Now, because I know their egos are so fragile that I expect some ragey responses and attempts to insult me or say #notallhumanmales, but tbh they can all fuck right off. I've been here 12 years and every single person I've ever known on MG has a horror story involving a human male OC. They're sexual predators–Andrew Tate wannabes–and deserve to be ostracized and ignored.

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