#tom paris headcanons

[baylardian-1]

tail problems :)

[aquamonstra]

Tom Paris has neon inflatable furniture in his quarters.

*actual picture of Tom's livingroom

[grissomesque]

I just again watched Janeway drink white wine in that one scene so buckle up, folks, I've given this entirely too much thought:

Janeway drinks red wine or Irish whiskey, neat. Period. That's it, that's the drink.

Tom went through an irritating tequila phase after a road trip down to Tijuana but has since settled in as a bourbon man in his old(er) age and because of that one time he woke up outside the Lucky Strike bowling alley with no memory of having gotten there.*

Harry defaults to a good old gin and tonic, figuring it's half-medicinal anyway and therefore better for him than some other options, but will accept a fruity concoction without complaint. He does not drink in front of his parents.

Tuvok drinks Vulcan brandy, naturally. In exquisite moderation.

B'Elanna is a lot more Romance-Novel than she wants to appear so I'm gonna go vodka here, maybe a cosmo, but I'm not wedded to it. She too would accept a fruity concoction if you can conceal that that's what it is from onlookers when you bring it over to her.

Cider for Chakotay. Not beer. Cider.

Wine coolers for Neelix, regrettably.

And something sparkling for Kes; and nothing for Seven 'til PIC.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk I will not be taking criticism at this time.

[warpfive]

FIRST KISSES

request: Could you do first kisses with the voyager crew? Thanks 😊 cw: gn!reader, reader is hurt in one hc but okay wc: 1,210

CREW: kathryn janeway, chakotay, the doctor, b'elanna torres, tom paris, harry kim, seven

KATHRYN

the first kiss tasted like coffee, of course. fueled by caffeine, tempered with exhaustion, bathed under the light of a nebula. the galaxy had finally deemed it time to give voyager’s captain a break, and she decided to spend it with you. sat on the couch in her ready room together, just talking for hours with forgotten PADDs on the table, it was easy to lean in and kiss her carefully. she was tense for a moment - kathryn’s mask of command is rarely ever lowered all the way. but then your fingers graze softly over her cheeks, and she sighs against your mouth, and the tension leaves her body as if your kiss had lifted a heavy weight from her shoulders. 

she’s the first to pull back, grinning wide in a way you’ve never seen before. her eyes look purple in the deep red light of the nebula - like freshly bloomed lavender. it takes a lot not to go right back in for a second kiss. or a third. or a fourth.

CHAKOTAY

of course, chakotay was not going to allow the first kiss to be anything other than romantic. he planned a very nice dinner and prepared days in advance to have all his work done so you wouldn’t be interrupted. there were fresh flowers and gentle music and vegetables picked right from airponics - in the end, it didn’t make much difference. you probably would’ve still kissed chakotay even if he served leola root stew to the tune of klingon opera. and he was so eager to follow your lead. holding your face in his hands, not needing to say a word because you’re already leaning even closer to him and kissing you is the first time he’s felt so completely at peace in a long time.

neither of you even finished dinner. he replicated some tea under the guise of sitting on the couch and just talking - but really, it just led to more kisses. and even with the sharp taste of tea on your tongue, it’s not quite as sweet as the first. 

THE DOCTOR

your first kiss wasn’t how the doctor wanted it to go. he had a whole plan and was fretting over it for days. downloading subroutines, studying the database, deciding when and how he should go about it instead of just letting the moment come to him. and it came, whether it wanted it to or not - when you were dragged into sickbay, bloody mouth offering a smile to ease his worry. of course, the doctor would have none of it. his hands moved so quickly, his holographic stomach turning at the sight of you injured (even if you tried to tell him you were fine.) 

so, right there on the biobed, you gripped his arm and pulled him to stand between your legs. you kissed him hard enough to make the photons in his head burn out - and really, isn’t that what a first kiss should be? something that makes the world stop and your mind go blank and sets everything in the universe right? of course, when the doctor pulled back, you were still hurt. but suddenly, his hands were a lot more steady.

B'ELANNA

unbeknownst to b’elanna, your absolute favorite version of her is when she’s been cooped up in engineering all day. dirty, covered in grime - grouchy as any klingon could be but still retaining her special spark. it was really only a matter of time before you felt like you needed to kiss her when she was like this. b’elanna would argue after the fact. chastise you for not waiting for a better moment, in a better place, when she looked better to finally kiss her for the first time.

but it had been a long day. everybody was stretched thin. you were supposed to be sleeping in your quarters, but you sought her out anyway. seeing b’elanna in her element just spurred something in you and you needed to hold her and kiss her. if you tell her this, she’d scoff and roll her eyes embarrassed, claiming there must be something wrong with you. maybe there was. a second kiss might prove it.

TOM

he was so proud of the holodeck program he put together, it was hard not to get swept up in it. tom kept pointing things out, looking pretty smug with himself when you laughed or dazzled at something. he generally took date nights very seriously - and with you, tom felt there was no margin for error. there was something there and he’d be damned if he was going to mess it up. so he didn’t quite get it when you told him you didn’t need some fancy program to like him. 

tom swears he doesn’t even remember going in for the kiss. one second he was standing there, dumbfounded - the next, he was tasting the fruity wine on your lips and wondering if the gravity plating must have gone offline for him to feel this light. tom was grinning the whole rest of the night, which obviously led to a few more kisses just to keep it there.

HARRY

no matter how many shifts he traded around or how much holodeck time he saved up, there never seemed to be an opportunity to spend time with you. great job harry, he manages to land a couple dates with you and can’t even follow through even though he’s very, very interested. and it’s even more humiliating when he gets paired up with you to go crawling around in the jefferies tubes all day. as if that comes close to making up for all the dates he’s been canceling. 

you don’t seem to mind, but maybe you’re just being professional. you’re smiling at him and joking around, only to be nice and spare his feelings. and when harry just starts spouting out apologies after the relay was replaced, that’s when you kiss him. completely out of nowhere. he tastes a bit of salt on your lip from hiking through the tubes. but when you lean back panting, he knows it’s from the kiss. and harry learns that an impromptu kiss in the tubes almost makes up for lost dates.

SEVEN

kissing seemed like such a simple act for seven. she had read and studied the articles the doctor had given her on human romance and relationships, and none seemed quite so straightforward as the first kiss - an imaginary hurdle, in her opinion. but one she recognized must be overcome in order for her relationship with you to deepen. seven recognized the signs of arousal you displayed as she leaned in closer. dilating pupils, heavier breathing, a rush of blood into the capillaries in your face. things she expected to see. things she hadn’t considered she’d feel herself, and so her nerves get the better of her.

the kiss is short. it’s stunted. like a quick dip of your toes in a pool to test the temperature. seven pulls back and she’s sure the implant in her hypothalamus must be malfunctioning due to the fluttering sensation in her chest. but then you smile at her and ask about her motives, seven can’t give a good enough answer anymore.

[hauntedmoonchaos]

Voyager Headcanons

Tom and B'Elanna spent three months building a phaser that could cause mild stinging pain on a Hologram. It shoots out Hologram apples. After using it on the Doctor a bunch of times while saying "An apple a day keeps the Doctor away," Janeway confiscated it from them.

[bad-girl-coven]

Silly Voyager Trends

There’s a throwaway line in one of Voyager’s episodes where Captain Janeway remarks that Tom had been behind a lot of fads on Voyager, so here are my silly headcanons for some of them :)

Fidget Spinners (Janeway and Tuvok are especially into these but Chakotay takes Janeway’s away because she keeps trying to do tricks she’s seen Tom do and failing and the sound of it constantly dropping gets on his nerves.)

Heelys (Janeway is really excited about these, but Tuvok points out that her heeled boots are too tall to include wheels and she pouts. Seven spends a ridiculous amount of time drawing up plans for high heeled heelys that would not lead to Kathryn breaking her ankles and enlists Harry to help. They give them to Kathryn for her birthday. She is delighted but Tuvok and the Doctor are not convinced of their safety. Tuvok decides to let it go, but the Doctor is angry that Janeway isn’t taking his advice, so he keeps coming up with schemes to take them away. He tries to convince Kes to help him but she refuses because the Captain looks like she’s having so much fun. All is well until the Captain stumbles and is unable to stop as she barrels down a very slanted street while making first contact. Seven has to pick her up and carry her to the sick bay because she refuses to go because she knows the Doctor is going to be infuriatingly smug. He makes Kes take a picture of him with a very disgruntled Kathryn Janeway and it hangs above his desk)

Among Us (The trend starts out relatively harmless, but Tuvok declares it a security risk and bans it after Harry and B'elanna get into a physical fight in the mess hall because Harry claimed B’elanna was peeking at his screen. Tom takes advantage of this and starts selling bootleg copies of the game for replicator rations. Chakotay finds out and tries desperately to get Janeway to throw him in the brig, but Janeway refuses)

Silly Bandz (Neelix’s food is more popular than ever after everyone uses up their replicator rations on collecting as many Silly Bandz as they can. Tuvok is infuriated by the bandz not being up to Starfleet uniform standards. The trend dies out after everyone gets sick of Neelix’s cooking. Naomi Wildman is overjoyed after everyone gives their leftover Silly Bandz to her. Tom Paris approaches her and tries to convince her to help him restart the trend so she and him can trade all of her bandz for replicator rations and split the profits. She pretends to agree, but takes all the rations for herself. Tom complains to Janeway, but Naomi tells him that their contract doesn’t count because she’s a minor. Tom regrets teaching her too well.

Stress Balls (This trend was mostly harmless. It briefly got out of hand when some of the engineering ensigns started tossing them at each other and a couple ended up in the warp core. They were banned from engineering and most people forgot about them. However, Tuvok still uses his, he finds it helps with his intrusive thoughts.)

Jigsaw Puzzles (The Doctor, Kes, and B’elanna take a shine to the puzzles and spend hours in the mess hall on a 3,000 piece Voyager schematic puzzle. Everytime they’re about to finish, Voyager gets caught up in some anomaly or space fight and their puzzle is dashed to pieces. They finally give up when five tries in, the Doctor is about to place the final piece when the ship lurches and the whole thing falls off the table. Kes burns the whole thing with her powers and they refuse to ever mention it again.)

Tamagotchis (Tom learns about them from one of his history books on 1990s Earth culture and is immediately obsessed. Everyone has a good time until Tuvok points out to Kathryn that nothing is getting done because people keep stopping to feed their tamagotchis. Janeway bans them for use outside of quarters but Seven keeps hers hidden with her in the Astrometrics lab. She finds taking care of something calms her down. Naomi knows about her hidden tamagotchi but has sworn to secrecy.) 

Slime (A short lived trend after a distracted Neelix accidentally puts slime in the food and the Doctor demands it be banned after pumping the stomachs of a dozen ensigns unlucky enough to eat the slime. One of the victims, Vorik, refuses to talk to Neelix for a week.)

[shittystartrekheadcanons]

Tom Paris listens to REM

[greencheekconure27]

Idea: one of the salamander babies from Threshold grows up to join Starfleet and becomes an admiral.His grandfather is so proud (sorry Tom Paris lol).

[clementine-kesh]

sometimes i think about the week when borg semen happened and completely broke everyone’s brain. what a time

[catgirljaneway]

Voyager Love Languages Headcanons

Kathryn Janeway - Physical Touch

Seven of Nine - Acts of Service

Kes - Quality Time

Chakotay - Physical Touch

Tuvok - Quality Time + Acts of Service

Neelix - Gift Giving

Tom Paris - Words of Affirmation

The Doctor - Quality Time

Harry Kim - Words of Affirmation

B'elanna Torres - Physical Touch and Words of Affirmation

[serinmatheson1]

Once the mission logs are declassified, there is a set of Tom and Kathryn where they turn into salamanders with babies. It sold pretty well but they had to pull it early on. Tom and Kathryn were pretty okay with it but it made Owen Paris *deeply* uncomfortable

Which didn't stop B'Elanna from getting her hands on a set and encouraging Miral to bring it out every time Grandpa came over

[zero-way-out]

Was rewatching the first few episodes of Voyager and noticed that Tom's ears look slightly pointed in some shots. I know its just a coincidence of the actors anatomy but it had me thinking about a headcanon of Tom being part Vulcan a few generations removed.

In this light, i actually like Tom and B'elanna's relationship more. Two people being confronted with extreme emotions they don't know how to control because they are removed from the culture that teaches you how to express them, finding comfort in eachother.

[phoenixfeathersinfall]

The tags from @the-oracle-of-the-lost make this post even better: #and aside from ds9 its one of the more diverse crews so there would be more communication difficulties #setting aside the idea of a federation standard language that everyone speaks the results would be–#janeway tom & harry are all from the US and would likely all speak english. i dont think janeway or tom would be fluent in another language#but tom might speak a little french bc he was trying to impress girls. janeway probably speaks a few phrases of a few languages but i think #itd be funny if she was just really bad at it#i definitely see harry as someone who might speak some korean or chinese bc of his heritage but would also get really into learning an #obscure alien language in the Academy for fun and then never being able to use it #chakotay & b'elanna would probably be able to speak in spanish even if its neither of their native languages #tuvok is extremely embarassed that he never bothered to learn another language bc the idea of the universal translator failing was so remote #now he has to bring vorik around to help translate things #neelix has tried to learn a few federation languages but exclusively food/cooking related words #kes has genuinely tried to learn about everyones culture & language since being onboard but theres only so much she knows #she tries to telepathically translate things (it goes badly) #seven realizes that shes lost her native language and speaks in a combination of languages assimilated by the borg but cant actively control #what language she speaks at any time. this is confusing for everyone. #the emh's universal translator was wired into the ship's so he can only communicate in gibberish and cant understand anything #eventually the crew realizes that Naomi Wildman as a child growing up and learning language on Voyager actually speaks a combination of al l#their languages and starts getting passed around like a Rosetta Stone across all the departments to fix the problem

Voyager would have been an excellent contender for a 'universal translator breaks down' episode bcos 1) shit breaks down on Voyager all the time and 2) Kes & Neelix

[urdreamydoodles]

MCU Characters x Reader (Part.1)

How they react when you are angry with them (Part.1)

Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Peter Parker (Tom H.), Stephen Strange & Thor Odinson

I'm back in my MCU era, thanks to Agatha All Along, so expect a lot of MCU headcanons, feel free to request those!

Tony Stark

- When you’re angry with Tony, he’s a little stunned. He’s used to being able to charm his way through things or brush issues off with a joke, but the moment he realizes you’re genuinely upset, he feels the ground shift a little. Tony’s mind races, calculating what he did wrong, and for a second, he considers ignoring the problem—but not with you. You mean too much to him, and he can’t stand the idea of pushing you further away.

- He doesn’t immediately know how to apologize, so he leans into his classic defense mechanism: humor. He’ll try to make you laugh, throwing out quips, hoping you’ll crack a smile. When that doesn’t work, he gets a little awkward, mumbling things like, “This is why I avoid real feelings, you know?” as he fumbles through an apology. He’s not used to admitting fault, but with you, he’s learning to swallow his pride.

- Tony goes all out when he realizes he needs to make it up to you. He’ll throw himself into making amends, maybe even a little too extravagantly. Expect some grand, over-the-top gesture—a private jet to Paris, a limited-edition piece of tech he’s been tinkering on, or a fancy dinner in some exclusive place with an outfit he’s bought just for the occasion. He’s not subtle, and he knows it, but he’ll do anything if it means a smile from you.

- When the big gestures don’t work, he takes a different approach. He shows up at your door, looking strangely vulnerable, with something small and meaningful. Maybe it’s a handwritten letter he’s scribbled out, confessing how much he hates it when things aren’t okay between you two. It’s raw, real, and completely unlike Tony, but he means every word. This time, he wants to show that he’s willing to put the ego aside for you.

- Once you finally let him back in, Tony wraps you in his arms and doesn’t let go. He’ll joke that he’s not letting you get mad at him again, and maybe throw in a flirty quip about “testing his limits,” but there’s something deeper there too. Being loved by you has changed him, and he’s willing to work on himself for the first time in a long time. With you, Tony’s found a softness he didn’t know he had, and he’s not going to risk losing it.

Steve Rogers

- Steve Rogers doesn’t like conflict, especially not with you. When he realizes you’re angry, he immediately wants to address it and resolve it, hoping it won’t escalate. He tries to have a calm, level-headed conversation, but he can see that maybe it’s too soon. Steve’s patient, though; he’ll give you space if you need it, even if it pains him to let go for a while.

- While you’re cooling off, Steve takes time to reflect, replaying the situation in his mind, wondering where he went wrong. He’s his own worst critic and can be hard on himself, especially when it comes to you. He’ll try to see things from your perspective, understanding that sometimes his old-fashioned sense of right and wrong can be rigid. He’s willing to bend if it’s what’s needed to bridge the gap between you.

- When he approaches you again, he’s soft-spoken and earnest, offering a sincere apology. There are no excuses, no justifications—just him, owning up to whatever hurt you. His gaze doesn’t leave yours; he wants you to know he truly means it. And as he speaks, he promises he’ll do better, vowing to always listen to you and consider your feelings.

- To make it up to you, Steve chooses something simple but thoughtful, probably something he knows you love. It could be as quiet as a walk through your favorite park or as gentle as a handwritten note tucked into a book you’re reading. Steve understands that sometimes, it’s the little things that mean the most. He’ll give you the space to talk, letting you vent if you need to, always steady, always attentive.

- Once the air clears, Steve is more affectionate than usual, holding your hand, pressing soft kisses to your forehead, grateful to be back in your good graces. He values trust deeply and doesn’t take your forgiveness for granted. Steve knows relationships take work, and he’s fully committed to making it work with you, one respectful conversation at a time.

Natasha Romanoff

- Natasha doesn’t like it when things are off between you two, but she’s used to people being mad at her. Initially, she tries to shrug it off, acting like she doesn’t care, maybe even trying to ignore it. But you’re different. You’re not just anyone; you’re someone she actually trusts, and seeing you upset with her hits her hard.

- Natasha is far more comfortable dealing with enemies than emotional confrontations, so when she finally comes to you, she does it in a roundabout way. She might casually ask, “Are we good?” as if it’s not a big deal, but the nervous tension in her voice betrays her. She’s not great at apologies, so her attempt is awkward but sincere. It’s clear she’s trying, even if she doesn’t always have the words.

- To make it up to you, Natasha doesn’t go for big gestures but rather something deeply personal. She’ll take you to a place she loves—a quiet spot on a rooftop, a hidden café she discovered, somewhere she can let her guard down. She’s careful, almost shy, as she opens up a little about herself, sharing stories she rarely tells. In her own way, she’s letting you know how much she values you.

- Natasha doesn’t usually do comfort, but she’ll go out of her way to make you feel loved and safe. Maybe she’ll surprise you with breakfast or bring you something she knows you’ve been wanting. She pays attention, after all, even if she doesn’t always show it. Little by little, she’ll find ways to let you know that she’s there, committed to making things right.

- When you finally forgive her, Natasha breathes a sigh of relief, leaning in for a hug that lasts a beat longer than usual. She’s not big on words, but she’ll whisper something soft and sincere, just for you. Natasha’s fiercely protective, and after a falling-out, she’s even more attuned to making sure you feel cared for. She’ll stay close, a steady presence at your side, her quiet way of showing just how much she values you.

Bruce Banner

- When you’re angry with Bruce, he’s instantly anxious, worried he’s done something terribly wrong. Conflict isn’t his strong suit, and he’s painfully aware of his capacity for anger. He’s cautious, almost timid, when he realizes you’re upset, giving you space and time. He doesn’t want to make things worse or risk saying the wrong thing.

- Bruce spends time overthinking the situation, dissecting every detail. He questions himself, often getting caught in a loop of self-blame, wondering if he’s ever really been suited for a relationship. But even though he’s scared of confrontation, he values you too much to leave things unresolved. He wants to show you that he’s willing to work through whatever the issue is.

- When he finally comes to you, Bruce’s apology is soft, heartfelt, and a little self-deprecating. He’ll stumble through his words, not wanting to sound defensive, and there’s an earnestness in his gaze as he tries to convey just how much he wants to make things right. He’s not perfect, but he’s open to listening and doing better.

- To make it up to you, Bruce goes for something intimate and personal. He knows you appreciate small gestures, so he’ll show up with something that reflects his feelings for you—maybe a small book he thinks you’d love, or a little experiment from the lab that made him think of you. He’s shy about it, maybe a little embarrassed, but it’s his way of showing he cares.

- When you finally forgive him, Bruce visibly relaxes, wrapping you in a hug as if he never wants to let go. He’s careful, soft, and almost tentative, savoring the warmth of your embrace. Bruce cherishes the trust you give him and is deeply grateful to have someone willing to weather his insecurities. He might even joke, “You’re way too patient with me,” but the gratitude in his voice is genuine.

Clint Barton

- When Clint realizes you’re angry with him, his first reaction is a mix of regret and a slight laugh. He can’t believe he’s managed to mess things up this badly with you, of all people. He knows he tends to joke around a bit too much, so he tries to laugh it off at first, but when he sees how serious you are, his grin fades. He’ll look a bit awkward, rubbing the back of his neck, knowing he’s got some work to do.

- Clint’s never been one to give big, elaborate apologies. Instead, he’ll pull you aside, speaking quietly and genuinely. He’ll admit that he messed up, explaining that sometimes he forgets to take things seriously or considers others’ feelings the way he should. It’s a simple, heartfelt apology, showing his honest side that not many people get to see.

- Once he’s apologized, Clint is all about making you laugh. He’ll start cracking jokes, doing his best impressions, and even pull some ridiculous faces just to get a reaction out of you. Clint knows humor is his best weapon, and he’s shameless about using it if it means making things right. He’s determined not to let you stay mad at him for long, no matter what it takes.

- When his jokes don’t quite cut it, Clint switches gears and puts effort into something he knows will mean a lot to you. He’s a guy who pays attention to the little things, so he’ll show up with your favorite takeout, a warm blanket, or maybe even a funny book he picked up just for you. He knows that it’s the small gestures that can speak volumes.

- After things settle down, Clint wraps you in a warm, comfortable hug, one arm wrapped around your shoulder, making you feel like everything’s back to normal. He’ll joke about how lucky he is that you put up with him, throwing in a wink, but there’s a hint of seriousness behind his words. Clint doesn’t take his relationships for granted, and he’s grateful you’re in his life, even when he messes up.

Bucky Barnes

- Bucky’s heart sinks when he sees that you’re angry. He’s used to pushing people away, and now that he’s got you, he’s terrified of losing you over a misunderstanding. Bucky’s first instinct is to retreat, his mind already whispering that maybe he doesn’t deserve this, doesn’t deserve you. He’ll avoid confrontation if he can, hoping things might smooth over on their own.

- But when he realizes he needs to talk to you, he’s hesitant, nervous, almost as if he’s bracing himself for rejection. Bucky approaches you carefully, speaking in a low, almost shy voice. He struggles with apologies, but he looks you in the eyes, opening up about how hard he finds it to express his feelings. He’s used to running, and being with you is the first time he’s tried not to.

- Bucky tries to make it up to you in the most low-key, thoughtful way possible. He’s not one for grand gestures, but he’ll do something meaningful and heartfelt, like leaving you a note explaining how much you mean to him or bringing you something that he knows you love. He’s nervous about whether it’ll be enough, hoping you can see the sincerity in his actions.

- When he feels things softening between you, Bucky relaxes just a little, offering his support in any way you need. He’ll stay close, maybe cooking a meal for you or sitting quietly with you, sharing a comfortable silence. He wants you to know that he’s there, without needing to say much, because he’s always believed that actions speak louder than words.

- When you finally forgive him, Bucky is beyond relieved. He’s more open with his affection, drawing you into a tight embrace, his touch lingering as if he’s afraid to let go. He knows he doesn’t have many people he can count on, but he’s grateful that he can count on you. Bucky’s still working on believing he deserves happiness, but having you in his life makes him want to try.

Sam Wilson

- Sam immediately notices when you’re angry, and his first instinct is to find out what’s going on. He’s straightforward and doesn’t like tension hanging in the air, so he’ll ask, “Alright, what did I do?” in his calm, genuine way, hoping you’ll be willing to talk it out. He’s good at reading people, but he wants to hear it from you directly.

- Sam listens intently when you explain what’s bothering you, nodding and giving you his full attention. He’s respectful and thoughtful, making sure you know he understands where you’re coming from. He’s not the type to dodge blame; if he’s at fault, he’ll own up to it right away. There’s no defensiveness, no excuses—just an honest desire to make things right.

- To make it up to you, Sam takes you on a simple, meaningful outing—something where the two of you can connect and have fun. He’s all about shared experiences, so maybe it’s a long walk, a favorite food spot, or even a small adventure he’s planned just for you. He’s careful, attentive, making sure the focus is on you and helping you feel valued.

- When things calm down, Sam offers a mix of humor and reassurance, wrapping his arm around your shoulder and promising to do better. He’ll look you in the eyes and say something like, “I don’t like seeing you mad. Tell me if I mess up again.” He’s genuine and open, showing you he wants to grow from this experience and be a better partner.

- Once everything’s back to normal, Sam goes the extra mile, making sure you’re laughing and relaxed. He’s always there to lift you up, pulling you in for a warm, affectionate hug and giving you his full, unwavering attention. Sam’s presence is solid, reassuring, and he’ll make sure you know just how much he values having you in his life.

Peter Parker (Tom H.)

- Peter’s heart sinks when he realizes you’re angry with him. He’s young, a little clumsy with emotions, and absolutely hates the idea of upsetting you. His mind starts racing, thinking of everything he could have done wrong. He gets a little panicked, maybe even rambling apologies before he knows what’s going on, hoping you’ll give him a chance to explain.

- When you tell him what’s bothering you, Peter listens carefully, nodding along with wide, earnest eyes. He’s genuinely sorry, his voice soft as he stumbles through an apology. He’s never been great at handling relationship tension, but he’ll try his best to make sure you know how much he cares and how sorry he is for letting you down.

- To make it up to you, Peter goes for something heartfelt, maybe even a bit awkward, but completely sincere. He’ll show up at your window with a little homemade gift, something quirky and thoughtful—perhaps a playlist he made just for you or a funny little gadget he put together in the lab. He’s earnest, a little shy about it, hoping you’ll see how much effort he’s putting in.

- Peter spends extra time trying to lift your spirits, using every ounce of his playful personality to make you laugh. He’ll crack jokes, do silly impressions, or even attempt a bad dance routine just to get you smiling again. He knows he’s a bit of a dork, but he doesn’t mind if it means cheering you up. Peter’s all about making you feel comfortable and loved.

- When you finally forgive him, Peter’s face lights up with relief. He’ll pull you into a warm, enthusiastic hug, holding you close and babbling about how he’s “the luckiest person in the world” to have someone like you. He’s young, optimistic, and just incredibly happy that you’re not mad anymore. To Peter, you’re his world, and he’ll always do whatever it takes to make you feel special.

Stephen Strange

- When Stephen realizes you’re angry with him, he’s a bit taken aback. He’s used to being right and doesn’t often see things from others’ perspectives, so it takes him a moment to understand the weight of the situation. His initial reaction might even be a little defensive, but he quickly catches himself, knowing that with you, he has to try harder to listen and understand.

- Stephen struggles with apologies, often trying to explain away his actions or getting caught up in technicalities. He’s intelligent and analytical, but that doesn’t always work when emotions are involved. Eventually, though, he manages to offer a genuine apology, admitting that he’s not always the easiest person to be with and that he respects you enough to take responsibility.

- To make things right, Stephen will probably use a bit of magic to create something special just for you. It might be a small charm to keep you safe, a little illusion to make you smile, or even a glimpse into some place you’ve always wanted to see. It’s his way of saying he cares, using the one skill he knows best to bring you a little joy.

- As he tries to smooth things over, Stephen is careful, more attentive than usual, and visibly trying to understand your emotions. He may not be great at expressing his own feelings, but he’s willing to try if it means keeping you close. He’ll listen to you, nodding thoughtfully, and maybe even opening up a bit about his past mistakes and how much he values you.

- Once you forgive him, Stephen is visibly relieved, though he keeps it subtle. He gives you a small smile and pulls you close, brushing a gentle kiss to your forehead as he wraps his arms around you. He might even joke, “Guess I need to work on my bedside manner,” but there’s genuine affection behind his words. Stephen knows he’s lucky to have you, and he’s determined to keep learning how to love you better.

Thor Odinson

- Thor is visibly surprised when he realizes you’re angry with him. He’s naturally cheerful and doesn’t take most things too seriously, so the idea that he’s done something to upset you takes him off guard. At first, he tries to brush it off with a booming laugh, but when he sees the seriousness in your eyes, his smile fades. He immediately wants to fix things, willing to do whatever it takes to get you to smile again.

- Thor is quick to apologize, his voice earnest as he promises he didn’t mean to hurt you. He’s not one to overthink things, but he’s deeply sincere, and his apologies come straight from the heart. He’ll look you in the eyes and tell you he values you and never meant to cause any harm, his words laced with the kind of honesty that only Thor can deliver.

- To make it up to you, Thor goes all out. He’ll sweep you off on a grand adventure, maybe a spontaneous trip to Asgard (or at least what remains of it), or he’ll bring you somewhere beautiful and awe-inspiring. Thor loves to celebrate life and wants to remind you of all the incredible experiences the two of you can share. His enthusiasm is infectious, and he hopes that a bit of excitement will make things right.

- As you spend time together, Thor is extra affectionate, showering you with praise and hugs. He’s genuinely sorry and makes sure you feel loved and appreciated, maybe even telling you tales of his own mistakes and what he’s learned from them. He might tease himself a bit, but it’s all to make you laugh and remind you of his dedication to you.

- When you finally forgive him, Thor’s smile lights up the room. He laughs, pulling you into a bear hug, lifting you off your feet, and spinning you around. There’s nothing subtle about his relief and joy, and he’s not afraid to show it. Thor values you immensely and will do everything he can to make sure you know how much you mean to him, promising that he’ll try to be a little more mindful in the future.

[shittystartrekheadcanons]

So I did it

[anxiouspotatorants]

@stellaluna33 said: «Hahaha! I think he mostly worked in the back, though.»

Okay yes but tell me Paris wouldn’t consider that a challenge to be more of a pain in the ass

I cannot believe that Lane and Paris would live with the information that Jess worked at a Wallmart and not run over to his place of work at least once a week to terrorize him