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Just Married (2003)
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#sarah mcnerney#Brittany Murphy#tom leezak#Ashton Kutcher#tom x sarah#otp: wanna get drunk and makeout?#just married#{scene}#edits
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2004 Kids' Choice Awards - Favorite Movie Actor
Jim Carrey (Bruce Nolan) - Bruce Almighty
Ashton Kutcher (Tom Leezak) - Just Married
Eddie Murphy (Charlie Hinton; Jim Evers) - Daddy Day Care and The Haunted Mansion
Mike Myers (The Cat in the Hat) - The Cat in the Hat
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#ashton kutcher#ashton kutcher icons#just married#just married icons#tom leezak icons#tom leezak#brittany murphy
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Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy in “Just Married” (2003).
#Brittany Murphy#Ashton Kutcher#brittanymurphymissu#Just Married#movie#2003#stills#kiss#beautiful#lovely#adorable#snow#couple#Tom Leezak#Sarah McNerney
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Recién casados
Tom Leezak y Sarah McNerney son dos jóvenes que se aman a pesar de ser muy diferentes: él es un modesto reportero de tráfico de un programa de radio nocturno, además de el típico chico apasionado de los deportes. Ella es una escritora de elegantes modales y familia adinerada de Beverly Hills. En contra de los deseos de la familia y del exnovio de ella, ambos deciden casarse. Los problemas…
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Miłość od pierwszego wejrzenia nie zawsze zapowiada równie obiecujący ciąg dalszy. Przekonują się o tym Sarah McNerney i Tom Leezak. Ona – początkująca pisarka – pochodzi z bogatej, snobistycznej rodziny. On dzięki ciężkiej pracy został popularnym reporterem radiowym. Wysiłki młodego mężczyzny, który próbuje zjednać serca konserwatywnych McNerneyów, spełzają na niczym. W końcu młodzi stawiają na swoim i po hucznym weselu wyruszają w podróż poślubną do Wenecji. Wkrótce okazuje się, że Sarah i Tom mają różne zainteresowania i temperamenty.
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Closing Bell: On This Day: January 10th
Good evening and welcome to the closing bell. I am your host, a true internet tough guy.
The day’s news cycle has been overrun with news of President Elect Donald Trump being a Russian plant whose massive indebtedness threatens to disrupt the very fabric of American society, Jefferson Beauregard "Jeff" Sessions III using a disbelief in discrimination as proof that he’s not a lying racist, and Clemson winning a national championship in football. But I want you to put all of those terrible things out of your mind and harken back to a simpler time when the country wasn’t bubbling over with political bickering and predictions of doom: the Bush Years!
On this day in 2003, the beloved cultural touchstone Just Married was released into theaters in the United States. A lot has changed in the 14 years since but one thing has remained constant: the public’s love affair with Ashton Kutcher. I’m sure you are all capable of quoting this masterpiece from memory but here are some of my favorite lines:
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Tom: Okay, whatever. Listen, you get guests here from all over the world, it's up to you to have some American on your signs.
Sarah: He means English.
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Mr. Leezak: You never see the hard days in a photo album, but those are the ones that get you from one happy snap shot to the next.
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[after being shocked while trying to charge the battery in an adult toy]
Tom: Good thing that didn't happen while we were using it.
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Mr. McNerney: Listen, Leezak. I don't expect a "cracker" like you to be considerably a good match for my daughter, but I'll tell you what I do expect: I expect you pay me back in full as soon as that silly-ass radio show yields any kind of personal income. Goodbye, cracker!
[hangs up the phone]
Tom: Assbag!
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Tom: I specifically asked for a compact.
Sarah: This is a European compact.
Tom: No, this is a Ringling Brothers compact! I don't understand it. I loooked at the brochure and it had a Fiesta on the cover, not a Bingo!
Sarah: Baby, just floor it.
Tom: I *am* flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there!
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Tom: Look, Yuan, Willie, whoever else is listening. You don't want me to be with Sarah and I can't change that. I don't know where we're gonna be in 10, 20, 40 years. I don't know who we're gonna be. I don't know if I'm ever gonna be able to give her all of this. There are a million things that I don't know. But there's one thing that I do. And that's that I love Sarah. And I am going to love her day in and day out for the rest of my life. Now, will you please... please... open the gate so I can tell that to my wife.
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Tom: [wielding a fire poker] Hello Peter! So happy you could join us!
Sarah: Tom what are you doing?
Tom: I was thinking, that it's time for Peter and I to TANGO!
[smashes vase with poker]
Peter: He's crazy! See you have no furture with this guy.
Sarah: Peter, shut up. Tom you're acting like a crazy person.
Tom: Oh yeah? Well, maybe that's cause I just got hit in the head with a ten-pound ashtray !
[shrugs shoulders]
Peter: I'm warning you Leizak
[strikes a kung fu stance]
Peter: I studied karate with a Grand Master.
Tom: Yeah? Well I sure hope he showed ya how to pull a fire poker outta your ass!
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Sarah: Tom, you're acting like a crazy person!
Tom: Well, MAYBE it's cuz I just got hit in the HEAD with a ten pound ASHTRAY!
[Shrugs his shoulders sarcastically]
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Oh, man, who could ever forget that sarcastic shoulder shrug? Anyway, there are other January 10th events. Metropolis came out on this day in 1927. Also the Han Dynasty ended, Caesar crossed the Rubicon, Common Sense was published, and Standard Oil was incorporated. Hard to see any of those being as being culturally impactful to the same degree as Just Married.
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#just married#brittany murphy#ashton kutcher#closing bell#movies#rubicon#han dynasty#on this day#metropolis#julius caesar
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Recém-Casados (Dublado) HD 720p Torrent
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Dados do Arquivo
Ano de Lançamento: 2003
Duração: 1hora e 56 Minutos
Gênero: Comedia, Policial, Ação
Idioma: Português
Legenda: sim
Tamanho: 738 MB
Qualidade de áudio e vídeo: 10
Extensão: MKV
Sinopse
Sarah McNerney (Brittany Murphy) é uma jovem mulher que decide se casar com Tom Leezak (Ashton Kutcher), mesmo sabendo que esta não é a vontade de seus familiares e amigos. Logo após o casamento…
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Tom leezak (ashton kutcher) i sarah mcnerney (brittany murphy), znając niezwykłą sytuację i się zakochać. po pewnym czasie, postanowili pokazać swoją miłość na ołtarzu. jednak po ślubie, decydują się na romantyczny miesiąc miodowy w wenecji zamienia się w koszmar, kiedy były małe freund sarah postanawia ją odzyskać. młody małżonek musi powstrzymać przestępców i jak zapisać swj związek, co nie…
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- I mean, you saw it, right? We were perfect from the minute we met.
- Yeah, in fact, it was nauseating.
Just Married (2003)
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Just Married | 2003
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#peter prentiss#sarah mcnerney#tom leezak#Christian Kane#Brittany Murphy#Ashton Kutcher#tom x sarah#otp: wanna get drunk and make out?#just married#{scene edit}
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Just Married (2003)
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Oh yeah? Well I hope he showed you how to pull a fire poker OUT OF YOUR ASS
Tom Leezak~Just Married
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Just Married ♡ 2003
#tom leezak#Ashton Kutcher#sarah mcnerney#Brittany Murphy#tom x sarah#otp: wanna get drunk and makeout#just married#{scene edit}#{ship appreciation}
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Just Married | 2003
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#sarah mcnerney#Brittany Murphy#tom leezak#Ashton Kutcher#tom x sarah#otp: wanna get drunk and makeout#just married#{ship edit}
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🦋365 Days / 365 Characters🦋
[58/365] Characters 》 Tom Leezak
“I don't know where we're gonna be in 10, 20, 40 years. I don't know who we're gonna be. I don't know if I'm ever gonna be able to give her all of this. There are a million things that I don't know. But there's one thing that I do. And that's that I love Sarah.”
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