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lilcatastrophe · 25 days
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writingsbymarie · 5 years
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Its You
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Word count: a whole 5.4k 
Pairing: Tom Holland x Female!Osterfield!reader
Warnings: Some steamy make outs, dancing without space for Jesus, swearing, Harrison being a cockblock lol
A/n: This is the longest Fic I’ve ever written so I hope yall like it.
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 Harrison is probably the biggest pain in your ass. Yes, you loved your older brother, but he was extremely overprotective when it came to you. Yes as your older brother he was “responsible” for you but sometimes it could be annoying as hell. You and Harrison currently shared a flat together splitting the price in half. The college you were going to was right by his flat so he offered to let you live in the other room in his flat since he was looking for a roommate since Tom was gone a lot and honestly so was Harrison which was definitely nice. But on the topic of Tom. Tom Holland had to be the nicest guy you ever met. You had a huge crush on him and by huge your in love with him. Your crush started 4 years ago. You were 15 and he was 19. Tom came over to see Harrison, but Harrison was running late. You were sitting on the couch wrapped in the blankets with a bowl of popcorn watching The Avengers when you heard someone open the door.
“Harrison” you called thinking he was back from the store. 
“Not Harrison, it’s Tom,” he said as he walked into the living room. He was wearing a tight white shirt with sweatpants making you drool a bit. Before you had a crush you always thought he was hot, but then that developed into feelings. 
“Harrison is at the store right now, but he should be back soon. You can watch Avengers with me until he comes if you want” you smiled patting the couch gesturing him to sit down.
“Could never say no to Avengers” he laughed taking a seat next to you. You looked over at him to see goosebumps arise on his skin, so you shifted puting half the blanket over him. You also scooted closer to him and your legs were touching. He smiled at you making you blush and look down which he definitely notice making you want to hide under the blanket.
“Ya know this is gonna be you in like a year” you grinned, and he laughed.
“Yeah I don’t really know how to handle it I’m still freaking out” he laughed covering his face. 
“You’re going to be amazing, you are so talented, and soon you’re going have a whole army of fangirls, you’re gonna be a Harry Styles” you declared putting your hand on his shoulder. 
“You think so” he questioned. “Its a lot to take in, and I’m the third Spiderman what if I’m so much worse than Toby and Andrew”
“Tom, trust me, you are going to be incredible and they are gonna love you” you assured, and he smiled at you which he had done many times before, but this time your heart melted and you felt the heat rise to your cheeks yet again.
“Thanks, Y/N” he replied grabbing your and hand and giving it a squeeze. 
And that was the day you realized you had a crush on Tom, and flash forward 4 years later and that so-called crush was now love. And your love for Tom was now starting to drive you a bit crazy. Due to your crush on him you broke off things with guys way too frequently, and you knew that you would always be his best friends younger sister, but you had some hope that maybe, just maybe he felt the same way. 
“Harrison can Willow and I please come to the club with you tonight, we can’t get in without you and Tom” you begged. There was a club by your flat that was supposed to be one of the best, but it was so hard to get into, but since you knew a certain celebrity that was going tonight you could get in with him. 
“I do not need to see you wasted all over a bunch of guys, absolutely not I am not clubbing with you” he maintained causing you to groan. 
“Ugh Harrison please, it’s supposed to be the best night they have had in a while and I’m 19 you have to stop acting like im 14 please” you complained.
“Harrison just let her come it’s gonna be an awesome night” called a voice from down the hallway. It was Tom who was staying at your flat to catch up with Harrison for the week. You felt heat rush to your face but quickly brushed it off.
“SEE, Tom agrees that you’re being overdramatic so Willow and I are going” you declared with a smile on your face. You were pretty sure Harrison’s eyes rolled to the back of his head. 
“Fine, but if I see any guy touching you, ill beat his arse” Harrison grumbled as he walked to the kitchen. You saw Tom emerge from the hallway with no shirt making you feel a bit dizzy. He held out his fist and you bumped yours with his giving him a smile. 
“Thanks” you breathed looking at the ground to stop yourself from checking out his body. He had just finished filming for Far From Home and his muscles were honestly too much for you to handle. You started to walk forwards towards your room to call your friend, but of course, you ran into slipping in on the tile causing you to fall. But you didn’t hit the ground. Toms strong arms caught you and your hands were currently places on his bare chest. And to say you were gone was an understatement. You looked up and met his eyes taking a deep breath. When you realized where your hands were you immediately removed them your face literally turning tomato red. 
“Sorry” you squeaked practically darting past him to your room. You quickly shut the door putting you back against it taking a deep breath. You put your face into your hands feeling the warmth from being so embarrassed. You walked to your bed flopping down on it. You grabbed your phone and messaged your best friend Willow telling her tonight was a go. Tonight was the night you were going to get over your ridiculous crush on Tom and find a cute guy and have the time of your life. 
***
You were leaving for the club in about 5 minutes. Willow had arrived at your flat wearing a skin-tight navy blue dress with satin pumps. You were wearing something similar except your dress wasn’t as short, and it was red. You walked to your room grabbing your purse. As you walked out of your room you ran into Tom whose eyes widened when he saw you. You swore you saw his eyes skim over your body, but you pushed that thought to the back of your mind. He was wearing a black button-up with jeans and well he looked hot as fuck. 
“You clean up nice Osterfield” he smirked, and when you say you almost passed out you were not lying. Your whole body felt like it was on fire, and as he said that he for sure checked you out. 
“T-thanks” you stuttered walking away from him towards Willow who looked like she was about to burst out laughing after seeing that whole altercation. You quickly gave her the death glare. Harrison walked out of the bathroom and the second he looked at you his jaw dropped.
“Okay yeah, you are not wearing that” he exclaimed making you frown.
“Haz, I can wear whatever I want, and out uber is here, so we have to go,” you said before he could say anything else you grabbed Willow’s arm and walked out the door. Harrison jumped into the front seat and you sat in the middle between Tom and Willow. Your thighs were touching and your heart was racing and Willow could tell, so she started laughing. You just shook your head leaning your head back on the seat. The club was only a Ten-minute drive so you were there in no time. You got out of the car and took a deep breath. You were going to find a cute boy, get drunk and forget about Tom. 
You walked towards the entrance behind Tom and Harrison. Tom showed his Id and gestured for you guys to go in. You walked in to see lights flashing and music booming. Willow immediately grabbed your hand dragging you to the bar.
“Stay safe” yelled Harrison as you walked off. You turned one last time to give him a thumbs up and then you disappeared into the crowd of people. You both took a seat at the bar ordering a shot of vodka to take the edge off. The bartender poured the vodka into the shot glass and you downed it the taste burning your throat. You shook your head making a disgusted face from the horrible taste and Willow laughed and took hers. The bartender then gave you some kind of margarita and told you it was from the guy to the right of you. He was cute, but he looked a little old for you so you just smiled and looked away. Your eyes traveled to the dancefloor as you sipped your drink. Your eyes landed on Tom who was dancing with a gorgeous brunette which honesty stung. But when you made eye contact with him. He winked. The dude fucking winked, and honestly, you thought you imagined it because you were a little tipsy, but he definitely winked. You turned quickly ordering another vodka downing it once again. You were never going to get over him you thought as you leaned against your hand closing your eyes. You felt a tap on your back thinking it was just some random guy you stood up and turned around to say you werent in the mood to dance, but you were face to face with Tom.
“Hey” he bubbled stumbling a bit. He was much more intoxicated than you obviously.
“Hi” you responded a bit confused why he left the dance floor with the girl he was with before to talk to you.
“Are you having fun” he questioned wiggling his eyebrows. Making you laugh a bit. 
“Yeah” you lied. He obviously noticed because his smile turned to a frown. He grabbed you handed making your whole body go stiff.
“Come dance with me, I want you to have fun” he beamed dragging you to the crowded dance floor. You were too shocked to say anything and before you could protest you were on the dance floor. Tom started dancing like an idiot shaking his arms and jumping up and down to the beat making you giggle. You swayed a bit to the music still nervous to do anything. Tom noticed that you were uneasy. He came closer to you and put his lips close to your ear.
“Just relax Y/N, and dance I swear it feels so much better when you just feel the music and forget about your problems” he assured and then backed away and smiled. You took a deep breath. He was right you were being uptight and worrying too much. You knew you should be enjoying this because you were currently dancing with your crush. Even though this was not your goal of the night you should make the most of it. You smiled back and started to sway your body to the music. You lost yourself in the music forgetting all of your problems just like Tom told you to. You danced with yourself for a song until you were pushed into Tom by another girl. You took this opportunity to wrap your arms around his neck. You refused to look at his face, but he didn’t object. Instead, his hands found your waist. You were already steaming hot from dancing and being enclosed in so many people, but somehow you felt yourself get even hotter. You both swayed to the music and you rested your head on his shoulder. You decided to make a bold move and you turned your body pressing your back against Toms. Honestly, you were making a move, and the only reason you were was probably the alcohol. Tom’s hands remained on your waist, but his grip got a bit tighter as your bum rubbed up against his groin. You felt his breath on your neck making you dizzy. He left a couple of kisses on your neck and then he spun you around to face him. This time you looked up at his face. There was a lot of tension, to say the least. His eyes went from your eyes to your lips and his head began to slowly get closer to yours, and suddenly reality hit you. You were about to kiss Tom Holland. The person you have been in love with for way too long. It was 100% the alcohol because there is no way you could this sober. You closed the gap connecting your lips with his. His lips were soft against yours. It was a slow sensual kiss. He pulled away, your foreheads still connected. 
“You’re Beautiful” he proclaimed, and he kissed you again. This time it was much faster and needier. You pulled him as close as you could and his hands fell to you bum making you gasp into the kiss. He took that as an opportunity and slipped his tongue into your mouth. Your tongues fought for dominance him obviously winning. Your lips moved in sync and you felt as if you were on cloud nine. You made out on the dancefloor for what felt like hours until you felt your phone vibrate from the pocket in your dress. You pulled away making Tom giving you a confused look. You took out your phone to see Harrison was calling you. Your stomach dropped when you realized you just intensely made out with his best friend while he was in the place. 
“I gotta take this” you squealed in a small panic terrified that he saw you and Tom. You answered the call once you got off the dance floor.
“Harrison are you okay,” you asked your heart beating out of your chest.
“Yeah I’m fine I was calling to see if you were okay” he responded. You let out the breath you were holding thanking god he didn’t see you and Tom. you felt your phone vibrate quickly looking down seeing a text from Willow saying she was exhausted and ready to leave when you were.
“Yeah, I’m fine, Willow and I are gonna head out, but you and Tom have fun okay” you insisted as you walked towards the exit.
“Sounds good, Tom and I will probs be out for a couple more hours, just let me know when you get back to the flat okay” 
“Okay, See ya later” you finished hanging up. You texted Willow to meet you outside the club as you exited the front of the club. The cold air hit your body, and you started to process what happened. Yeah, it was wrong, but it felt so right. You couldn’t stop smiling. You turned to see Willow walking out the doors of the club the huge grin still on your face. Willow wiggled her eyebrows. 
“Girl I haven’t seen you this happy since you met Jake Gyllenhaal what happened” she questioned. 
“I kissed Tom” you squealed, and her eyes widened
“No fucking way” she gasped, but you just nodded. You both jumped up and down like two five-year-olds who got what they wanted for Christmas. “You need to tell me everything” she exclaimed. 
“Okay my first question is was he a good kisser” she pressed.
“Oh my god yes, his lips may be thin, but holy shit that man can kiss, and the way his hands felt on my body I thought I was gonna pass out” you giggled and her face was filled with excitement for you. 
In the uber, you explained how everything went down and the Uber driver probably thought you guys were crazy because you were both freaking out. Willow was the only person you ever told about your massive crush on Tom and shes “shipped it” since the beginning. You guys exited the uber stumbling up to your flat. You both plopped on the couch turning on the TV grabbing a snack. You both talked about your nights until you both knocked out the TV still playing. 
***
The next morning you woke up on the couch and Willow was still fast asleep, but she was on the floor making you chuckle. You dragged yourself from the couch to the bathroom your head throbbing. You looked honestly horrible. Your makeup was smeared you were still wearing your clothes from last night. Your hair was knotted as well and you honestly looked insane. You popped and Advil and stepped into the shower. You washed all the makeup off your face your body relaxing as the hot water hit your body. The headache began to go away and then you remember what happened last night. Your closed eyes shot wide open. You made out with Tom. you felt excitement but also dread. Questions flooding your mind. What if he regrets it? What if he doesn’t even remember? What if it ruins our friendship? What if he tells Haz? Honestly, the thought of facing Tom made you so anxious you wanted to throw up and it wasn’t the hangover talking. You finished up in the shower and wrapped a town around your body. You exited the bathroom to see Tom who walked out of the guestroom. You stopped dead in your tracks. He looked hungover just like you. You were not ready to face him so instead of saying anything you darted to your bedroom closing the door. This was going to be a long day. 
After getting dressed you walked out of your room to the kitchen to see Tom and Harrison making coffee. You avoided looking at Tom, but you for sure felt his eyes on you. Willow was still knocked out on the floor next to the couch, so you went over shaking her awake. She groaned sitting up rubbing her neck. 
“I’m so fucking hungover” she groaned standing up to go to the bathroom.
“You feeling okay,” Harrison asked. 
“Yeah, a killer headache, but yeah” you breathed. “I’m assuming your fine since you never get hungover you lucky bastard” you laughed.
“Yep I am totally fine, sucks you got the bad hangover gene” he joked making you laugh. 
“Why did you leave so early,” Tom asked catching you off guard. You finally met his gaze but you quickly looked away. 
“Willow and I were both tired” you mumbled as you sat down on the couch. 
“Did you have fun at least”  he probed. You knew he remembered which just made you more embarrassed because you were avoiding him, and you were going to continue to avoid him because talking to him about it freaked you out way too much. 
“Uh yeah” you sighed. You heard the bathroom door open revealing a sick looking Willow. 
“I think I drank too much yesterday” she groaned. You lifted yourself from the couch going to Willow. 
“Haz, I’m gonna take her out for burgers across the street, so I’ll be back later” you declared. You felt Toms eyes on you again and you looked up for a split second your eyes meeting his, and he gave you the “we need to talk look”, but you looked down ignoring it. “Willow I’m just gonna grab my shoes and we can go” She nodded and walked towards the couch to gather her belongings. You made your way to your room and once you walked through the door you went to your closet. Right as you turned around you heard your door close. You whipped around to see Tom. 
“We need to talk about last night” he pressed. 
“What about last night” you shrugged trying to act oblivious. You felt like your heart was going to beat out of your chest. Your stomach was doing backflips and you were damn near about to go into full panic mode.
“The kiss Y/n, I know you remember” he scoffed. Walking closer to you.
“Oh that,” you said dumbfounded. 
“Harrison can’t know, It was a mistake we were both drunk” he addressed making your heart sink. That hurt. You felt your heartbreak, and you felt tears begin to form in your eyes, but for your sake, you took a deep breath trying to act like you were fine. You were trying to figure out how to as if the kiss meant nothing, but it honestly meant so much. 
“Y-yeah” you agreed looking down at your feet. Your nails dug into your palms and you bit your inner cheek to try and hold yourself together. 
“I’m glad we’re on the same page” he confided. You didn’t say a word though. You were scared that if you did you would break. So you simply slid your shoes on him and pushed past him not even looking at him. You walked right out the door Willow following you most likely confused. 
“You okay” she questioned looking at you with concern, and you just broke down the tears you were holding back finally flowing down your face. 
“He said all of it was a mistake” you whimpered. 
“Aw honey I’m so sorry” she offered wrapping her arms around you. You hugged her back crying in her arms for a minute, but you pulled away wiping your eyes. You weren’t going to let him hurt you like this. It was one kiss, and you weren’t going to let it ruin your life. 
***
It had been about a week since the Tom innocent, and as much as you wanted to say that you were fine you were heartbroken. You had completely avoided Tom the whole week, which he definitely noticed because he texted you asking you if you were alright, and you just didn’t respond. Unfortunately today you were going to have to see him because the Hollands were throwing a pool party which you had already agreed to go to. 
“Y/N we gotta go or we’re gonna be late” Harrison called, 
“Coming” you yelled back as you grabbed towel slinging it over your shoulder. You walked out of your bedroom meeting Harrison in the kitchen.
“Are you okay, and please be honest with me because you’ve been acting weird all week” he acknowledged hia eyes soft. You gave him a soft smile and wrapped your arms around him.
“I’m okay just having a rough week, thank you for caring” you whispered. You backed away from the hug. Harrison gave you an endearing smile that you returned and then you were off to the Holland residence where you would spend the whole afternoon attempting to avoid Tom. 
***
When you reached the Holland house you were greeted by Sam. You and the twins were pretty good friends. You were the same age as him and you guys had attended the same school. You gave Sam a small hug and then he led you to the backyard. 
“I feel like I haven’t seen you in forever Y/n how have you been,” he asked curiously. 
“uh, pretty good, what about you, anything new with you” you queried. 
“Nah just the same old boring stuff as usual” he laughed as you walked towards the pool. You saw Paddy swimming in the water. His eyes lit up when he saw you. You were Paddys babysitter because the boys were never home, and you didn’t go out to the clubs much. Paddy got out of the pool running up to you giving you a big hug making you yelp.
“Paddy you’re gonna get my clothes all wet” you exclaimed trying to pry him off, but he just giggled now trying to get you as wet as possible. 
“Will you come swimming with me” he beamed as he started to shiver.
“Of course just let me get my stuff together and I’ll come swim” you laughed he smiled wide then ran back into the pool jumping in. You found an empty spot and placed your belongings down laying your towel out on the lawn chair. You peeled your shirt off and pulled your shorts down. You then turned towards the house to see Tom’s eyes on you. He was yet again checking you out, and it pissed you off. You didn’t understand what he was playing at. You shook your annoyance off and headed towards the pool. There were a couple younger kids who were most likely paddys friends, and then Sam and some other people from your school in the pool. You entered the pool slowly the water cold against on your skin. 
“Just jump in Y/n youll get used to it” Sam laughed. 
“No way in hell am I jumping into this pool” you shivered, but then Sam grabbed your arm pulling you into the water with a small shriek. Your body hit the water and you felt the cold seep onto your whole body. You shot up from underwater shivering.
“Sam I hate you” you shrieked as you splashed him, but he just laughed. 
Once you finally got used to the water you joined the game of Marco polo which then led to chicken fights. You were currently on Sam’s shoulders laughing your ass off because neither of you could stay steady. You were currently up against Harry and Paddy. Somehow Sam slipped making you both fall into the water. You both came up from underwater facing each other and you both burst out laughing falling into each other. You were pretty sure Sam was flirting with you. He was being extra touchy, and he kept complimenting you. You didn’t mind though, and as bad as it sounded you hoped Tom was watching. You hoped he was jealous. When you looked over at Tom he was watching, and his jaw was clenched as you began to flirt back with Sam. You felt bad because Sam was your friend, but making Tom jealous made you feel like you were on top of the world.  
“Sam I’m gonna go to the bathroom real quick” you called as you pushed yourself out of the pool. You walked to your lawn chair grabbing your towel. You wrapped it around your body and entered the Holland home. You walked to the bathroom and did your business. You washed your hands then exited the bathroom to find Tom waiting outside the door.
“Why were you flirting with my brother” he pressed.
“Why do you care who I flirt with, you have no right to question who I flirt with” you sassed.
“I don’t care” he defended his jaw clenched. 
“If you don’t care why did you ask” you provoked an eyebrow raised.
“I don’t know” he quipped his cheeks tinting red.
“Are you jealous” 
“No” he replied extremely quick.
“I don’t believe you” 
“I am not jealous” he defending moving closer towards you until you back hit the wall. He was so close to you, you could feel the heat radiating from his body. The tension in the air was thick. Your heart was beating out of your chest. You both stared at each other for what felt like age until Tom slammed his lips against yours making you squeal. Your eyes were wide open. You didn’t kiss back at first. After a couple of seconds, your eyes fluttered shut and your arms moved up his torso to wrap around his neck. His arms went from your waist moving over your bum to your thighs
“Jump” he mumbled against your lips, and you did as he said wrapping your legs around his waist pulling him as close as you could. Everything was moving fast. Tom’s hands began to fidget with the string of your bikini.
“Tom are you in here” 
It was Harrison. You jumped out of his arms so fast scurrying to the bathroom shutting the door. Tom looked just as panicked as you. He pointed to the bathroom gesturing you to go in.  
“Uh yeah, I went to go find one of the inflatables for the pool” he lied. You heard their voices get quieter until you couldn’t hear them anymore. You let out the breath you were holding. You dragged you back down the door going into a ball. You put your face into your hands wondering what the hell was going on. You were genuinely confused, because he said the kiss was a mistake, but then out of no where he kissed you again. Talk about mixed signals. You stood up rubing your temples. You walked out of the bathroom back outside. You sat on your lawn chair and watched Tom from across the backyard. Your eyes met his and he gave you a smirk. This man was going to be the death of you. 
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After the pool party, you headed back to the flat. Harrison had a date tonight so you would have the flat to yourself. You put a bag of popcorn in the microwave and turned the TV on. You looked at your DVDs seeing Spiderman homecoming on top of the stack. You didn’t want to watch it but you found yourself opening up the case and plopping the disc in the PlayStation. You heard the microwave go off and you strolled to the microwave dumping the bag of popcorn into a bowl. You shut the lights off and flopped onto the couch. You pressed the play button and the movie began. You sat there admiring Tom, thinking about what happened today. You wondered what would have happened if Harrison didn’t walk into the house. You were off in your head until you heard a knock at the door. You pushed yourself up and dragged yourself to the door. You looked through the peephole to see Tom. Your heart skipped a beat as you opened the door. 
“Can I come in?” he asked his eyes pleading you to let him in.
“Sure, so what brings you here Harrison isn’t he-”
“I can’t get you out of my head. Ever since the night at the club, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you. And this is so wrong I mean you are my best friend’s little sister, and if he were to find out I’m pretty sure he would kill me” he blurted leaving you speechless. You stood there your mouth agape as you tried to process what he was saying. “Can you please say something” he begged.
“I don’t know what to say” you gulped. 
“I like you Y/n and not just as a friend” he expressed coming closer to you. He put his hand on your cheek and leaned into his touch. 
“I like you too” you whispered. Tom let out a sigh of relief bowing his head. You then put your hands on his cheeks bringing his face up to look at yours. You smiled softly at him and then connected your lips. The kiss was sweet and slow. Tom’s hands fell to your waist pulling you close to him. The kiss began to get more desperate. Hands roaming each other’s bodies. You pulled him towards the couch, and he laid you on the couch and then hovered over you. 
“I love that you’re watching my movie darling” He goated his lips from yours making you whine. You felt his lips fall to your neck sucking on it making you gasp and let out a moan. 
“I can’t help that you are so attractive and your acting skills blow me away” You felt Tom smile against your neck. 
“I’m pretty sure you’re the attractive one” he smirked. You pulled his head back to yours kissing him again. Your hands roamed his body sliding under his T-shirt. He then broke the kiss to pull it completely off. You gawked at his build body. 
“Like what you see” he smirked making your face flush red. He dove back down to kiss your neck making you moan again. He then sat you up to remove your shirt as well. You usually would be insecure, but the way Tom looked at you made you dizzy. You were so in the moment that you missed the sound of your apartment door opening. 
“What the fuck”  
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artificialqueens · 6 years
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I have a crush on - chapter 8
Hey everybody! A little late maybe? Oh fuck it, who’s counting. Thank you Evelyn for answering to the anons commenting my fic and on AO3. Love ya. And I love you all for the enthusiasm towards my work! You’re wonderful! xoxo, Lance I would also like to add that the timeline of the events it’s up to you. You decide how time is passing according to the development of their conversation.
I have a crush on
to: [email protected] from: [email protected] object: So rude :(
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I’m sorry Salt, I gotta ask you what exactly did poor Maxwell do to you? You sound so bitter tbh, I’d like to know. Don’t be so harsh, c’mon! I promise I will be super enthusiastic when it comes to your crush (which I’m dying to know the identity of, friendly reminder).
And I’m sorry for all the typos! Although I noticed that in the exact same sentence you missed the “m” in “them”… busted! :^)
Anyway, lemme answer the easiest questions and I’ll get back to Max in a sec. Okay so, about Drag Race: ofc I watch it are you kidding me? I’m so obsessed with that show. This season I’m rooting for Peppermint, Sasha and all the Newyorkers in general because we gotta support our neighbors, don’t we? Have you ever been to a drag show? I mean, maybe you’re not 21 yet but you can always get a fake ID and sneak into a club. (I’ll be honest: I did went to see Aja performing in Brooklyn and I had a blast, she’s so amazing I didn’t wanna go back, ever!). I feel comfortable telling you that because you don’t know who I am, but secondly I think you wouldn’t expose me either because you don’t seem that kind of person. Am I right Salt? I’d be in trouble only if the school staff reads these e-mails, which they don’t, do they? I don’t think they do because what if we share deep, intimate information? Or what if someone is sexting his pen pal: that would be embarrassing af! Imagine the principal finding her students’ dickpics. Lmaoooo I want to witness that scene!!! :’)
Okay, second question: Dustin’s exchange partner. This is gonna be short because I have bad news: I’m not telling you. He and I aren’t exactly what you’d call friends and I don’t wanna be shady towards him. I found out who his pen pal was because of reasons but I’ll stay silent. Deal with it, Salt. I really wish you were Dustin tho, I’d have killed two birds with one stone (Trixie Mattel is living): I’d be now friends with him and I would’ve found out more information about the Maxwell Case.
Are we friends, tho? You and me, Salt. I feel like we are in some kind of way: it’s a weird, unusual situation for sure, but I told you what I’ve never told another soul and that created a connection I’m not sure we can break so easily now. I think our bond will be even stronger once you also told me who you like. Fortunately in this case one of us doesn’t have to be dead in order to keep these secrets, and we can talk freely about it which is one hell of a lucky situation.
And here we are, addressing the elephant in the room (nope, not talking about David. Even though he always says he’s the elephant king or whatever. Wait, are you David? No, you’re not, I feel like you’d be much more annoying): the Maxwell Heller is gay matter. Okay so, I already told you that I feel like my gaydar’s broken, but sometimes I get really gay vibes from him. It’s a mixed feeling: when I see him practicing karate in one of the patios, or during a competition (I religiously watch every one of them, I can’t always be present because I would be spotted immediately so I ask a friend if they can go and film the thing), I don’t get “gay”. Because let’s be real, karate is not a stereotypical gay sport. It’s not ballet, it’s not gymnastics, it’s a tough masculine straight guy sport. And he doesn’t have a particularly high-pitched voice too. But that being said, when he’s walking around, when sometimes I see him in class, he’s so well dressed and quiet and fancy I can’t help but thinking he’s super gay. The way he carries himself when he’s not wearing the kimono is completely different, and it fascinates me how he can change so much. Also he’s very short which I like, since I’m not super tall myself so I could cuddle him to death. This may sound too lovey-dovey, maybe even creepy, but bear with me, I’m a 18-year-old gay guy in love. You can fill out your next e-mail drooling about your crush, you have my permission.
Anyway, thank you so much for hearing me out Salt. And ofc I got the reference! It’s a Rocky Horror quote. I did my homework ;) Actually nope, I didn’t, in fact I gotta go study physics or I’ll get an F. Tell me about your crush pleaseeee I can’t sleep at night!!
Bye babe, Joy xx
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all of em? :3c
ive had this in my inbox for 3 weeks and never knew bc tumblr is shit so im answering it now bc fuck it
1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
im immune to crushes
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
no
3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?
never been in a relationship
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
uhhhh? maybe not consciously? idk 
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
dont have one
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
*deep sigh*
7: Have you ever cheated?
djdjdlkdjfdkl
8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?
no
9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?
communication
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
relationship
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?
definitely
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
013: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
……………………………….
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
17
15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?
lmao ever heard jail is just a room
16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?
not really, but i definitely think you can feel a connection to someone at first sight
17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?
absolutely
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
being a smoker, or being a bigot/nazi/trump supporter
19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?
when youve tried everything to make it work but its just not working, or one of you has well and truly fallen out of love
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
nope
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
sure
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
ok DO NOT FUCKING GET ME STARTED ON THIS OK. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CAN DATE SOMEONE WITHOUT??? BEING FRIENDS WITH THEM??? like wheres the substance to the relationship??? if yall cant just hang out as friend and you have to being doing couple like flirting or making out??? what are you doing??? theres nothing else to the relationship???
so its not that i think people should date their friends, i just think you should also be friends with the person youre in a relantionship with, romance and friendship dont have to be mutually exclusive
23: How many relationships have you had?
024: Do you think love can last forever?
hell ye
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
nope
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?
hell no, i would just date them HARDER
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
well weve established ive never been in a relationship soooo
but if i remember one time in middle school i had a crush on this guy were friends and stuff and i just thought we were perfect for each other but i could never work up the nerve to ask him out so if i could go back in time i would tell myself to go for it
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
hell yeah
29: What do you notice first about another person?
hmmm idk?
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
bi/pan
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
bitch i have depression i aint got no right to be judging someone cause of that. i would hope that if i was dating someone with a mental illness we would both be loving and supporting each other no matter what
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
no
33: Do you want to get married one day?
unrealistic, blocked
34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
dumb as hell
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
thats kind of what i had planned anyways, im not really ready for sex and will not be for long time
36: Are you still a virgin?
yes
37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?
personality damn u think im some kind of shallow bitch?
38: Do you enjoy love films?
FUCK NO unless its about two women being in love
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
a friend gave me and our other friends roses one year, but then i gave my rose to my crush at the time cause she said she had never received one, ya girl lowkey got game
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
nope
41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?
they take me on a romantic picnic on top of a cliff with a great view and then they push me off the cliff and i die
42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?
ye and it SUCKD ASS
43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?
friends
44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?
……..no?
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
ye
46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?
no
47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?
none???
48: What’s your favorite love song?
everytime we time touch, obviously i mean come on
49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
maybe a little?
50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?
im not very attractive, insecure, annoying, loud, and boring
51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?
poor but nice, its alright i can be a sugar mama
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
YEAH ive been told im good at giving relationship advice
53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?
not really
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)?
well first of all i dont have facebook, and personally if i was to enter i relationship i wouldnt even announce it to anyone i would probably only tell my best friend
ok lets be honest i would announce it on tumblr
55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?
clingy, maybe? definitely not jealous tho
56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?
no
57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
yeah, unless your partner of 10 years fucking died or something
58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?
depends……………………….but most likely sub
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?
no
60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?
im all for them
61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?
family
62: How do you define “cheating”?
hmmm i think thats for everyone to decide for themselves and to express that to their partner. personally i think flirting and anything beyond that is all cheating.
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
fuck no, id watch porn WITH my s/o i mean come on
64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?
idk
65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?
hell ye
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