#toehead

[happybird16]

Wait, you’re BLONDE??? 🤯

You always have me brunette vibes 🙂

Oh yeah i'm so blonde lol. My hair was basically white for the vast majority of my childhood and kids in elementary school made fun of me for 'not having eyebrows' 🙄

Why do I give brunette vibes? That's so interesting

[tapsoda]

my hair is dirty blonde and your poll war is making me think of the fact that every time i use one of those picrew things the only options people give for blonde hair is bleached or yellow and then it immediately goes to brown and im always like DARKER BLONDES EXIST!!! IM NOT THE YELLOW OR THE BROWN PLEASE. I always thought jerma was dirty blonde

LLOL YEAHH its like the least important thing tht picrews skimp out on color wise but i was surprised by that bc ud think theyd have more options since picrews r already so white washed 😭 but yargh everyone insisting the has brown hair i think completely misses the fact that blonde hair isnt like. bleach blonde or light hair. like its a shade of blonde and the specifier outside brown and blonde is in tones! blonde and brunette are sisters in hair colors, the two closest to each other bc the tones/hues, it has a more golden hue to it than an orange one that you would get with brown hair or something like tht idk i asked my hair stylist bsf and he said he was dirty blonde LOL but i do understand he is in the grey area of brown-blonde but he is NOT dark brown idk where ppl r getting tht

[goingnowhereanytimesoon]

So this one is from early this year i believe january. And its a winner for people who enjoy bands like The Gories or The Hentchmen just to name two.

[vaguerival]

Did my human interpretations of the sans AUs. Yes I made Classic a toehead, leave me alone

[yuuricino]

someone find me that video about that old smart man in like 1980something who was like "america is working to become a fascist theocracy" and then immediately shutting down some toehead yapping about morality in religion vs human behaviour smth like that.

[cyanidetooth]

Bardo Pond! Lucky Bone! Timber! Rench's Rifles! Hot Tubs Time Machine! Terry! Dancer! Toeheads! Snooper! Witness K! Gentilesky! Atol Atol Atol! Faucet! Choncy! Cel Ray! Bathouse! Spike In Vain! The Dark! Factory City Children! Cool Sorcery! Szlauch! Kaszel! Bzdet! Kiloff & The Cleaners! Druty! MARSZATEK! Oset! Phew! Domotic!

[flesh-is-the-fever]

Yeah eminder of the uhh whenever that jarheads und toeheads alike are absolute idiots and most couldn't do intel to save their lives. Literal teenagers outsmart USA's finest on the regular, you just don't hear about it.

A civilian U.S. Air Force employee has been charged with disclosing classified defense information to a woman he met on a foreign online dating platform, the Justice Department said on Monday. David Franklin Slater, 63, was taken into custody in Nebraska on Friday on a three-count federal indictment. He was expected to make an initial court appearance on Tuesday.

The indictment accuses Slater of giving classified material by email and online messages about the Russia-Ukraine war to someone claiming to be a woman living in Ukraine.

Boo wrong war

[xomoosexo]

I feel like my definition of blonde also comes from whether or not I can tell that they were blonde as a child, bc blonde hair darkens a LOT with age, and there are probably very few naturally light blonde people over the age of 14.

like i would consider dream blonde in the same way i subconsciously consider jack harlow blonde, even though neither of them look blonde.

my brother was like toehead white blonde as a kid and now has objectively brown hair but i still see him as blonde

the only exception to this rule to me was danny gonzales. he mentioned that he was blonde as a child and i was like genuinely shocked. ive always considered drew gooden to be blonde though. this is coming from the mind of a white person.

also if their body hair is like any color lighter than dark brown i think theyre blonde

I think this is how a lot of people see it, blonde being more of an identity than a physical trait. especially if you heavily identified as blonde as a child and were often praised/teased for being blonde it becomes an important part of your identity. I will say though yeah you can't actually tell who was born blonde or not by the current color of their hair. my sister was literally platinum blonde until she was like 5 and now her hair is the color of georges. and it also definitely depends on where in the world you are. like there's way more natural adult blondes in scandinavian countries than here 🤷

[cankersaurus]

Quick doodle- i love drawing this lady, love her colors even though shes a toehead

[pure1024]

WIBBLRY & WUB CHAPTERS

At 4 yrs old, face in a pool of blood, Darby had no idea why his mother was screaming as he awoke.

He saw panicked faces, their voices frantic as they scrambled for cloth to wipe away and sought the source of blood, a wound, a deep gash? Cups of blood soaked pillow & bed.

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In La Paz, Bolivia, Dara, Darby’s mother, picked him up, realizing he was bleeding from his nose, and rushed to the car with him in her arms. Her dark curly hair was askew, and she was not dressed for the public, but she dashed out to the car without thinking about her looks for once, her eldest child in her arms. She was the mother as she should be, scared he was dying and wondering what was happening to cause him to bleed to death. Scared and helpless, his father was on a mission into the mountain jungles. She drove away from the house with fear and helplessness overcoming her. He was whiter than normal, his Toehead blonde hair sheared short, but the tiny bangs had blood still in them as she sped toward the downtown plaza past the presidential mansion gates around the corner from where they lived and shared a common 12’ high stucco-covered wall. The streets were hardly occupied as she realized it was not just early, but a Sunday, and all the shops, the stores to get gause from, and even the hospital would be closed. Still, she went there without an alternative. Darby was quiet, still bleeding, and clearly weak from what she had to assume was blood loss. He appeared to be bleeding to death in front of her as she pulled up to the hospital's front doors, and no one was around.

She ran to the passenger side and gingerly lifted her tiny boy of four, her eldest, who did not weigh much more than forty pounds, and his head fell back into the crook of her arm without resistance, flopping loosely as she ran up and banged on the door in hopes someone would answer, help. No one did. She banged again. Silence! Darby was slipping from her arms, still bleeding. She collapsed in tears, sat, and cried with him in her lap.

No one was around to see except the statues at the church across the street, which was still too early for the followers to come and pray. She took a portion of her skirt and tore it off, rolled it into a ball big enough to plug Darby’s tiny nostril and stop the blood from dripping endlessly, for what had been more than an hour since she found him, and not knowing how much longer before, she looked at the cross on the church. She prayed, a rare event for her, and not in her name but for her son, whom she thought was nearly dead. She had little faith but great need and fear. God was her only hope, and she was not a believer that he even existed, let alone able to help. She prayed silently, “God help my son.”

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[wiseoldowl72]

Heaven forbid. He's a medium brown now. He might have been a dirty blond when he was young and it got lighter in the Sun, but he's definitely a brown now. My grandfather was a toehead as a child. Ended up almost black be the time he was in his 20s. Hair changes. Part of life.

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[tapsoda]

[foreverfit4them]

I don't usually post a lot of pics of my lil guys but come on HOW CUTE ARE THEY!! 😍😍 . . . #redhead #toehead #blackeye #boyswillbeboys #trouble #accidentprone #boymom #sweetsummertime https://www.instagram.com/p/B0BwSiUA8txuv4vKjlfRLhsXqiNTmhOpKXCLew0/?igshid=14vm0i5l2pv92

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

NO WAIT

Just TOEHOLE

Or better yet

"Shouldn't it be ToeHead, sir?"

"ToeHead?"

"You know... the mask. Makes your head looks very round."

"Fuckin' hell" (but increasingly exasperated)

I've had this idea for a while that I don't really know what to do with, but imagine that pre-141 Ghost and Soap don't know one another, except they do. They've been internet friends for years. They have a group, like 6 or 7 people that they play games with, they're constantly in discord calls together. But they're not Ghost and Soap online. Soap's username is Sealtits_9 (a play on Seal Team 6) and everyone knows he's a Sergeant in the army. They call him Sealtits, or just Tits most of the time. Ghost, or Left-sock-toehole as his friends know him, is Discord mom. He reminds everyone to eat and drink, corrals them towards their objective in game, gently parents them through arguments and sometimes real life problems. No one knows what he does or what he looks like. When they ask him how tall he is he gives a different answer every time. If someone asks about dick size he answers something along the lines of "miniscule" or "I don't have one, lost it in the war" just random unhinged shit. He's also constantly commissioning Soap for random shit. Any time he sees Soap has his commissions open he snatches up a slot and sends him some random ass thing to be drawn. Every time Soap is like "DAMMIT TOEHOLE I WILL DRAW FOR YOU FOR FREE STOP TAKING UP MY COMMISSION SLOTS" And every time Ghost replies "easy there Tits, I already paid you, please draw me Lady Dimitrescue as a rubber ducky." And yeah... idk I just like the idea of Ghost having online friends that don't know he's actually a really terrifying motherfucker. And of course he and Soap flirt all the time too.

[justvi0let-blog1]

Heyo just finished this boi, unfortunately, the quality of this took a shit so yeah. I am now open for commisions so if you would like one, just PM me! I will discuss prices and what my limits are so yeshum!