#toddlers can be surprisingly sharp even when you regularly trim their nails
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Local man suffering for his cool and rad bodily choices (I got my nostril pierced yesterday and I'm facing the natural consequences of baby's first facial piercing)
#to say nothing of the toddler who will DEFINITELY make me regret this on Monday#bc he manages to injure me on a daily basis without even trying to (better me than him) while we play#and one of his favorite interactions involves VIOLENTLY siezing my nose in his sharp little hands and I go 'HOONNNK'#(he's supposed to just gently boop my nose like I do to him but he's 14 mo so like. he can't do 'gentle' yet)#I think I'm gonna wear a bandaid over my piercing and try moving 'beep beep HONK' to my far cheek so he doesn't jostle it (as much)#he's been getting better at mashing his little hands on my nose instead of digging his little fingers in so hard he once gave me a nosebleed#toddlers can be surprisingly sharp even when you regularly trim their nails#but also I just don't want him touching it bc I'm supposed to keep it clean#and he is a small young toddler
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