#toddlers are menance to society and we love them all the same!

[katerinaaqu]

After having visited my nephew who is a sneaky little sweetheart has me thinking of Odysseus's childhood. (Headcanons ahead!)

I so imagine he would, as a toddler, being sneaky and proud of it. He would climb on a table and eat that extra set of grapes even if his parents told him not to, he would crawl or run about the house at the rooms he wasn't supposed to. He would look at you in the eye while doing so and he would come at you with that sweet baby look of his, hugging you and making you forget about everything.

Because he knows even as a baby that he is the beloved "much prayed for" child (possibly an only child till later too). He has those big smart eyes that stare into your soul. He would know how to speak very early (possibly already at 1st year forming words and phrases) and he would use them all as a weapon to kill you with cuteness and make you "aww" no matter what he does!

And with those big and beautiful eyes (the latter is Homer-canon) and his curly hair he truly would be a little devious devil wearing an angel's face hahaha 😆

You know he is up to no good and you are willing to forgive him for it! Odysseus would have been a sneaky little bastard from infantry and you can't change my mind