#toboldlygointothedogpark

[patrickdiomedes]

Please tell us more about how much you hate Nathaniel Hawthorne bcuz he is a lil bitch

Sorry I took so long to answer this. I don’t really have an excuse, this is just how I am.

I don’t even remember the Scarlet Letter that much, my hate starts earlier than that. See, in 7th grade I had to read this thing called “The Wonderbook for Boys and Girls” by Hawthorne. Yeah, the title alone is terrible.

It’s a kid-friendly version of a bunch of greek myths. Yes, it’s exactly as terrible as it sounds.

The worst one was the myth of Pandora. Before pandora opens the box, everyone on earth is just a happy naked child frolicking in nature and shit. Because apparently we gotta make it like the Garden of Eden except worse. There were illustrations.

long story short, Nathaniel hawthorne sucks and I hate him so much

[daffleboon]

HEY. Don't @ me.

Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill

[ournameisfun]

Hi!! I have a super red face too! Between acne and the way my skin tone is, I'm just a pink person all around. And I hear your insecurity and frustration about your red face and misbehaving skin! And I'm also here to tell you: it. Is. Going. To. Be. Ok. You are beautiful. You are smart, you are capable, you are astounding ❤️ I'm sorry those close to you pointed out some insecure points :(

thank you ! <3

i really needed that today

[jeongeunjis]

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His arms tho ��������

he has very nice arms i can confirm they are also nice irl

[wonesite]

Please for the love of Christ don't go anywhere near a dick shaped decision. Bad territory. No man's land. Dolldrums.

I was gonna respond to this with a witty thing but now I want to just show everyone the Whole Ass Mood that tumblr mobile (feat. @toboldlygointothedogpark) cooked up for me

[its-furiohsa-not-furiosah]

Artwork by @toboldlygointothedogpark

[daffleboon]

I am genuinely upset at these people. You have a boating license and you don't know that WHALES ARE THE GENTLE SHEEP OF THE SEA THEY ARE FINE CALM THE FUCK DOWN

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

[commongiraffe]

Here's a Venn diagram. This is the circle of things that are ok. And see those dots over there? Those are: -Rose Tyler, I- -Riechenbach Fall -Love and Monsters -Angels Take Manhattan -Fred Weasley's Death -Donna's memory wipe -The Senior's graduation They are not ok. Bless my band friends :)

[ratbrick]

You and Ben c are on a date at the fair and you are riding an especially crazy rollercoaster and you both let go and laugh and scream. When you get off the ride, you're both breathless and happy and he kisses you in a giggly breathless way

[passer-fringillidae]

Hi! So sorry to be a creep, but given your love for The Giver, have you read This Perfect Day? It's super good and reminds me a lot of The Giver mixed with Farenheit 451 and 1984.

Ohhhhhh, book recommendations are never creepy. F451 is a favorite. I’ll look for it this weekend at the library and then we can talk about it. 

i-have-been-assigned-birthmother what about you?

[thelastofhiskindcenturion]

When did I turn into such a wimp? I'm laying here, literally crying at the kindness of my friends. My friends that I've never met before. I love you guys so much

[presidentcthulhu]

Oh no I dropped my lasagna Looks like it's lostsgna now

[passer-fringillidae]

OH MY GOD YOUVE READ OCEAN AT THE END OF THE LANE???? I LOVE THAT BOOK

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come scream about it with me. 

[clonia-blog]

Yo friendly ask here, what is your favorite season and what reminds you of it?

yoyoyo dawg

and favorite season of what?