#to those who don’t: use this as an excuse to stuff yourself anywayssss

[puddgyy]

Christmas isn’t about presents n shopping n getting things.

It’s not about the joy you feel from giving gifts either.

It’s not about spending time with family and loved ones.

And it’s certainly not about the birth of a savior from a religion that tells us indulgence is a sin.

Christmas is actually about stuffing your already bloated belly with so much rich food n sweets that you think you might burst! It’s about gluttony and excess and feeling so so good when you touch yourself after your fifth serving of cheesy potatoes.