#to this day a disproportionate amount of my facebook friends are either mormons or tuba players

[hjartasalt]

one of the weirdest experiences ive had living in iceland was being given the book of mormon along with money by people who im guessing were part of local mormon church and told me that reading the book and spending the 1000 kronurs on something wise would turn my life around. i was just sitting on a bench on my phone waiting for a friend. maybe they thought i was homeless? spent the money on some pizza. i still have that book on my shelf, ive read it and its...yeah its weird, god lives on a planet named kolb

There was a time in my life a few years back where local mormons would regularly send me friend requests on facebook and because I thought it was funny I kept accepting them and then they'd message me trying to get me to read the book of mormon and I'd keep messaging them back until they got tired of me and left me alone