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surveys-at-your-service · 4 years ago

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Survey #330

“and i don't want ya / and i don't need ya / don't bother to resist, or i'll beat ya / it's not your fault that you're always wrong / the weak ones are there to justify the strong”

If you have a job, do you like it? I'm unemployed. Do you like any kinds of fruit? Well of course. Are you waiting for something right now? Covid and this headache to fuck off, May for my tattoo, to be paid to take some pictures again... What is your favorite kind of animal? Kind, not the actual animal itself? In that case, social species, usually mammals. What kind of Dippin' Dots do you like? Holy shit, I haven't had that in like a damn decade or something. I don't know, I barely remember the taste. Who is the most badass woman that you can think of? My mom. My mother is a fucking warrior. Do you have a Pinterest account? Yeah. I get a lot of photography ideas from there, as well as base pictures to make Mark icons, haha. If you were to write a book, what would it be about? The stories I and my friends have weaved in RP. Have you ever seen the television show The Munsters? AHHHHH YES!!!!! Mom loves that show, so I used to watch it with her growing up. Have you ever written one of those 'Roses are red...' valentines? I don't think so. Would you/have you spent more than $200 on any one person for a holiday? I haven't, but I would for certain people. Do you have a favorite Robin Williams movie? Probably Night at the Museum. Thoughts on Slender Man? Have you even heard of him? I think it's a cool creepypasta; he does look pretty unnerving with his height and especially lack of a face. The movie was good too, btw. Do you know what the Tardis is? I think almost everyone does in this generation, haha. Doctor Who ain't no joke to a whole lot of people. Are there any children's shows that you'd watch today if they were on? Sure, like Pokemon or Avatar: The Last Airbender, among others. I wouldn't at all be opposed to watching The Lion Guard, either. I actually want to, with my whole TLK love. I'm not embarrassed to watch "kids" shows or movies at all. What would you call yourself the King or Queen of? Having not an ounce of knowledge on how to love things in moderation/avoid total obsession with things, haha. If I paid for you to take karate lessons, would you? No, especially not now with my legs. Do you read more fiction or non-fiction? Almost solely fiction. What modern technology are you especially grateful for? Laptops, ig. Do you have a favorite science topic? Genetics. Very fascinating stuff. Have you ever read any Sherlock Holmes stories? No. What is the saddest movie that you've ever seen? Either Johnny Got His Gun or Boy in the Striped Pajamas. What's your most popular post? On what? If Facebook, I don't really know. Possibly my "coming out" one or a lovey-dovey essay when Sara and I were together. On Tumblr, it's definitely the gif I made of Mark and Chica (his dog) with I think over 10k notes. Manga or anime? Anime. I don't read manga, though I've been tempted with Deadman Wonderland since the show only had one season and ends on a ginormous cliffhanger, but there's more story to be had. A card game that you're good at? None, really. A popular book you haven't read yet? To Kill a Mockingbird. I feel like every school student has read it at some point. Favorite Mean Girls quote? I don't know any. It's a fine movie, but I've never understood the hype. Name your top 3 albums from your favorite band/artist. Black Rain, Ozzmosis, and... then I can't choose. I love so, so many very dearly. Name your top 5 music videos. I don't really watch music videos, so I definitely can't name five. My #1 favorite is probably "Wrong Side of Heaven" by Five Finger Death Punch; I absolutely cannot watch it without crying. What are you most passionate about? How did this passion develop? Animals. I was born simply adoring animals and have always wanted to protect them and their environment. Do you like monkeys? Do you believe in evolution? Yes and yes. We've literally watched it in action. What embarrasses you the most in front of other people? Discussing RP if you're not involved in it. I'm terrified of people thinking I'm weird. Have you considered running for president? Absolutely not. Which famous person would you like to be BFFs with? I'd say Mark, but I'd be way too interested in dating him instead of being just friends, haha... So with that said, maybe Bindi Irwin? Would you ever go skinny dipping with the last person who commented you? Lyndsey would be that person, so no. She's a great friend of mine, but realistically I'd probably only ever - if ever - do that with the company of my s/o. Are you still friends with the last person who broke your trust? No. How long did your last relationship last? Around two years. Have you ever been banned from anywhere? Online, yes, as a little kid on the Animal Planet forum, haha... Has anyone kissed you when you weren't expecting it? Yeah, Juan. Did you like it? It was a sweet moment, but I didn't want it. Does your dad smoke? Like a chimney. Is your mom over 50? Yeah. Are you currently listening to anything? Yeah, kinda hooked on "The Horrible People" by Manson. I've found a lot of great music lately. Would you ever consider getting breast implants? No, but once (if...) I lose all the weight I want, it's going to be a moderate priority to get a breast lift. I've hated my body way too fucking long and am dying to be satisfied with it again, and with how much weight I need to lose, I would essentially have grandma tits. :x Do you know anyone who is bisexual? Me, haha. Among some friends. Who would you tell, or who did you tell when you lost your virginity? That's not something I'd just go to tell someone afterwards for no reason... I'd only ever mention having lost my virginity if I was actually asked or if it was relevant to a conversation. Is there something you have been trying to learn lately? I'm really trying to practice opposite action and behavioral activation, among other things I've learned in group therapy. When you think about your future career, do you envision yourself becoming the head honcho or CEO? If not, why not? Well, I want to be my own boss as a freelance photographer. In any other job, I definitely wouldn't want that. Too much responsibility and leadership skills. Can you think of a time when you seriously misjudged a music artist based on their name? I don't think so? Have you ever kissed someone that you didn’t really want to kiss (not assault, just indifference)? Why did you go along with it and how did you feel after? Yes, Tyler. I felt like I was "supposed to." I felt really uncomfortable afterwards. If you have to wake up early for something, what time is just TOO early for you to be there and be presentable and sentient? Have you ever had to be somewhere that early? Probably like, 5:00. No. Have the majority of your romantic relationships started with a physical attraction or a deeper connection? Always an emotional connection. Did you ever write a fan letter to a celebrity? How about submit something to a magazine? No to both. What hair color is the most attractive on the opposite sex? Of natural colors, black, but I like unnaturally dyed hair most. Where do you like to go to when you are stressed? On a carride, so long as I'm controlling the music nice and loud and not talking. Where do you go to get your hair cut/dyed? To a family friend's little salon/small business. Why do you want the career that you want? Because I adore art and think it's pretty darn magical that you can freeze a moment forever to not just remember in your head, but actually see. Have you ever watched iCarly? Yeah, I enjoyed it when I was younger. What was your favorite class during your sophomore year of high school? Art. Do you wear bandanas in your hair? No. Have you ever been on a blind date? No, not interested. How many living grandparents do you still have? None. Have you ever worked in an office? No. Who does the grocery shopping in your house? Mom. Have you ever stayed in a hotel without your parents or older relatives? No. Did you have an Easy-Bake oven when you were little? Sure did. Have you ever seen a donkey? Yeah. Have you ever made out in a hot tub? Pretty sure no. Do you always flush the toilet after you use it? Yes. What were the last words you said to your dad? Probably "bye, love you." Have you cuddled with someone you weren’t dating? Nah. Who has the ability to hurt you the most emotionally? JASON. Are you a really understanding person? Yeah, very. Are you the type of person that enjoys getting hugs? Yes. When’s the last time you wore a wig? For a witch costume many years ago. Why were you last hospitalized? Suicide attempt. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without food? At least 12 hours, but I think I almost went a day once back when recovery started and my appetite was non-existent. What was the last name of your third grade teacher? Mrs. Britt. How was the last chicken you ate cooked? They were chicken tenders. What is your favorite kind of chip? Hot crunchy Cheetos. What grade did you have your first boyfriend? 7th. Have you ever been told that you’ve lost weight? Yeah, back when I actually WAS losing loads of weight. >> Do you have the same political views as your parents? Some things, but definitely not all. Does anyone call you babe/baby? No. Have you ever made a significant other cry? Sadly. If you could make your lips bigger, would you? Maybe just a teeeeny bit. Are you one to sneak food into movie theaters? Yep. Fuck them prices. Are you prone to illness? Definitely not. What races do you usually date? History says Caucasian, but I have no actual preference. I'll date any race. What’s your cup size? C. Ever flirted with a teacher? Yikes, no thanks. Who was the main cook of your Thanksgiving meal last year? My older sister made the most stuff. Have you ever been dumped really harshly? Well, considering it literally traumatized me... Do you have any ex’s you can’t stand anymore? No. Are you more of a phone or a computer person? Computer, definitely. When was the last time you made a sandwich? What did you put on it? Yesterday for lunch. Ham, American cheese, and mustard. Have you ever made friends with someone that you didn’t expect to get along with? Yeah. Do you own any accessories with your name on? No. What brand of eyeliner do you use? I pay no attention to this. Have you ever been sexually harassed? No. Have you ever sent a naughty text message? Suggestive ones, yes. How long have you had your pets? Roman, around two years. Venus, around three or four years. Who was the last person to tell you that they love you, other than family? Sara. Has one of your friends ever tried to hook you up with someone? Colleen tried obnoxiously hard to push Girt and me together. We all went out to eat pizza once just as friends hanging out, and this bitch prefaced an uncomfortable and nosy question to him with an even more uncomfortable "because I'm trying to get you in her pants...", and that, my friends, was the closest occasion I've ever come to slapping someone right across the face. I looked at her in absolute disgust, and Girt was clearly thinking "what the actual fuck" as well. I do not miss her feral mouth. Are you good at staring contests? No. Eye contact is very difficult for me to maintain. Do you like peanut butter? I love peanut butter. When was the last time you had to present something to your class? In this mandatory but entirely pointless entry class at my last college, we all had to do like this PowerPoint introducing ourselves. I hated it. Who was the last person that told you they missed you? I think my friend Chelsea. What store is your favorite shirt from? It's not a real store, but rather an online brand: Cloak. Mark is one of the owners/creators so I obviously support them intensely. Have you ever fell off your bed while you were sleeping? No, thankfully. Do you have something you’re supposed to tell someone, but you haven’t yet? No. What type of food do you never really eat? Vegetables, oops. Have you ever cut someone else’s hair? No. Do you like going to weddings? Not really, if I'm being honest. I'm only interested in photographing weddings for the only the couple pictures and pay, really. I'm not big on formal events. What’s your favorite flavor squash? I don’t like squash. Do you or anyone in your house have a severe allergy? No. Who was the last guest in your house and what were they staying for? Our landlord/family friend, just to hang out for a little bit and chat with Mom. What fad were you actually into? Hm. What was the last spontaneous thing you did? I'm not a very spontaneous person, so I really don't know.

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catboywizard · 8 years ago

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Ok so I know i said it do it like tomorrow but I didn't have anything else to do so I just did it now lol

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? -probably not but who knows

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? -nope

3. Have you taken someones virginity? -nope, I’m still a virgin too

4. Is trust a big issue for you? -definitely

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? -idk if it counts as “hang out” but we had like a 10 second conversation earlier today

6. What are you excited for? -I was excited for something but I found out yesterday I’m not allowed to go so now I’m in that weird empty period of trying to find something new to be excited about before I just give up and die tbh

7. What happened tonight? -tonight hasn’t really happened yet, it’s only 5pm

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? -no, people can do whatever they want, don’t be judgmental

9. Is confidence cute? -definitely but if you’re not confident that doesn’t inherently make you not cute

10. What is the last beverage you had? -milk tbh and now my lactose intolerant ass is dying

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? -honestly I don’t fully trust anyone but there’s one who’s pretty close

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? -yep, basically the only pants I wear

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? -I’m seeing my dad and I’m gonna make him watch interstellar with me because I saw it with my mom about a month ago and I’m obsessed, but we might do that Friday

14. What are you going to spend money on next? -well I’ve got like $10 but that’s supposed to be for emergencies so I’m gonna be responsible and save it. I’ll probably use some of my birthday money to buy the Steven Universe album that’s coming out and I’m so freaking excited but that’s like a month from now

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? -nope, I don’t even remember who the last person I kissed was considering the fact that it was 2 years ago during spin the bottle

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? -oh definitely

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? -honestly I’m an open book as long as you’re not my parents. If I have a story and you happen to be nearby when I want to tell it, you’re gonna hear it

18. The last time you felt broken? -ha! constantly

19. Have you had sex today? -as if

20. Are you starting to realize anything? -yep

21. Are you in a good mood? -kinda neutral, I am tired though

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? -totally, sharks are misunderstood sweeties

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? -maybe? Idk, I think so

24. What do you want right this second? -milkshake

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed someone else? -I wouldn’t really care because I’m pretty sure he’s straight and I’m definitely sure he thinks I’m a lesbian so there’s no chance there

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? -sadly yes, I really wanna go pink though

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? -I honestly have no idea

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? -probably something on parks & rec

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? -eh, not really

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? -almost everyone, depending on what they’ve done

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? -no

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? -no, I didn’t even realize it until like Monday (and like I said, he thinks I’m a lesbian)

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? -idk what you mean by “those people,” I don’t drink soda because my mouth is sensitive to the carbonation but I’m not like pretentious about it or anything

34. Listening to? -Pocket Full of Dreams by Hedley

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? -nope, pen & whiteout ftw!

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? -nope, like I said I can’t even remember who it is

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? -not entirely but I do think there’s a lot about a person you can tell by looking at them for the first time, enough to decide if you’d like to date them or not

38. Who did you last call? -my mom is like the only person I ever talk to on the phone

39. Who was the last person you danced with? -the only person I’ve ever danced with was my ex boyfriend at our 8th grade version of prom

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? -spin the bottle

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? -this morning actually! Because of AP exams and other big tests, the schedule is weird and I had 5th period for 3 hours today and my friend brought cupcakes

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? -nope, my mom just got home like 2 minutes ago while I’ve been typing this and I don’t see her in the mornings

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? -not that I can think of off the top of my head but I know I have at some point

44. Do you tan in the nude? -have you seen me? I don’t tan lol

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? -I’m completely indifferent about it

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? -nope

47. Who was the last person to call you? -also my mom

48. Do you sing in the shower? -totally

49. Do you dance in the car? -it’s kinda hard but I guess a little bit

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? -yes! Omg, it’s so much fun!

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? -my mom has us do family portraits every year or so and we did them sometime in late January or early February so we could send out family valentines cards since we forgot to do Christmas cards

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? -definitely not!

53. Is Christmas stressful? -no, I love Christmas so much (mostly just for the presents but also for just the whole atmosphere)

54. Ever eat a pierogi? -I don’t think so but I doubt I would know if I did

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? -Apple, 3000%!

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? -I remember I wanted to be a Vet for a really long time, and for like a day I wanted to be a firefighter, there are a ton more but those are the only 2 I remember right now

57. Do you believe in ghosts? -not really but I’m so paranoid that I do a little bit

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? -ALL THE TIME

59. Take a vitamin daily? -no, I probably should

60. Wear slippers? -nope

61. Wear a bath robe? -nope

62. What do you wear to bed? -pajama pants + whatever shirt I was wearing that day or nothing on the top if I’m hot

63. First concert? -honestly it was Idena Menzel

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? -definitely Tar-jay

65. Nike or Adidas? -I honestly don’t have an opinion either way

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? -definitely cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? -both gross but I guess sunflower seeds

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? -I’m not a huge fan but I guess I like Out of the Woods

69. Ever take dance lessons? -hell no, I’m so fucking uncoordinated and I have asthma so I would have died

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? -no?

71. Can you curl your tongue? -yep!

72. Ever won a spelling bee? -I am the worst speller that has ever existed ever, also my school has never had a spelling bee

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? -maybe? I don’t know

74. What is your favorite book? -the great Gatsby

75. Do you study better with or without music? -definitely with music

76. Regularly burn incense? -nope

77. Ever been in love? -I doubt it but I don’t really have any way to tell

78. Who would you like to see in concert? -tank and the bangas or 21p

79. What was the last concert you saw? -the only concert I have ever seen was Idena Menzel

80. Hot tea or cold tea? -both are gross but cold if I had to pick one

81. Tea or coffee? -coffee but only in cold form like a frappe

82. Favorite type of cookie? -probably plain chocolate chip, or the oatmeal chocolate chip ones from potbelly are really good too

83. Can you swim well? -I’d like to think so but I’m not very fast

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? -yep!

85. Are you patient? -not really but I can be

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? -Band

87. Ever won a contest? -once I won a random raffle for free movie tickets when I was like 7 but that’s it

88. Ever have plastic surgery? -nope, nothing wrong with that though

89. Which are better black or green olives? -definitely black, black olives are delicious, green olives are grown by Satan

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? -you do you (but wear protection!)

91. Best room for a fireplace? -living room? Idk

92. Do you want to get married? -oh dear lord I hope I get married

#long post #personal

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slyther-bird · 8 years ago

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1-92 😘😘

Child pls… I’m gonna put these under a cut because holy shit that’s a lot of questions and I’m not flooding anyone’s dashes (forgive any typos pls. It’s late for me)

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

That would be you, so nah bro

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Fuck no

3. Have you taken someone’s virginity?

I think so? I was told yes but I don’t know if that was true or not

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Sometimes, but it depends on the situation

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Nope

6. What are you excited for?

Right now probably my next skating day

7. What happened tonight?

I shut myself in my room and watched vine compilations while fighting with a drawing and then decided I deserved alcohol and snuck into the kitchen to grab a bottle of wine. And got harassed by my cat because she’s ridiculous

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

I guess it depends on what happens when they get really wasted? I’m usually the one drunk and don’t remember a lot so I couldn’t say

9. Is confidence cute?

In the right situation yea, but not if the person is being cocky and rude

10. What is the last beverage you had?

I’m switching between a white wine and water because the wine isn’t cold and keeps drying out my mouth

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Maybe 3 max?

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Yup

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

If I can’t make it to skating probably just watch YouTube and draw

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

It honestly depends when I end up getting a job, but I do need more wood panels for mosaics so probably those

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

Nope

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

I fucking hope so

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

You tbh

18. The last time you felt broken?

Probably within the last week? It was recent and it’s been a shitty week so

19. Have you had sex today?

Nah mate

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

Not really? I’ve been trying to keep busy with things so I can’t think of anything

21. Are you in a good mood?

I’d say a decent one

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

If it was totally safe and controlled then yea sure

23. Are your eyes the same colour as your dad’s?

No, mine are a really dark brown and his are hazel

24. What do you want right this second?

Probably some motivation tbh. Or a pita

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I’m not interested in/looking for anyone right now so it wouldn’t matter?

26. Is your current hair colour your natural hair colour?

Partially. I still haven’t cut off the bleached bits yet. I really should

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Depends on their other qualities. I’m not totally in touch with emotions so something could make me laugh one day and not the next

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

My cat shoving her paw under my door because she heard me quietly singing

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Not really? Like I miss you but I usually do so?

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

It depends on what they did/want a second chance about

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

It was my brother so no not really

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

I don’t have feelings for anyone right now, I’m trying to figure myself out before I worry about that

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

I haven’t been drinking it a lot because I’m actually kind of taking care of myself and paying attention to a diet lately

34. Listening to?

Waltz Op. 64 No. 2- Chopin (because it’s in the ost playlist for a fanfic I like)

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

I do in sketchbooks or randomly on my walls if I don’t have paper or my phone

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

I don’t know who the last person I kissed is so no?

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Not really. It seems like it’s more based on appearance than anything

38. Who did you last call?

I think you?

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Definitely you, we were dancing in the car a bit ago

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

I’m not sure since I don’t know who it was

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Oh god probably some time last fall?

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

Yup

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

I’ve embarrassed myself in front of a crush more times than I haven’t

44. Do you tan in the nude?

I don’t tan at all if I can help it

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

I don’t think so, I think I was done bitching about sai a couple hours before I actually fell asleep

47. Who was the last person to call you?

I think my mum… She decided she needed to call me instead of texting me and scared me because my ringer was on

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Really quietly because there’s always someone here but yea. It’s honestly more of a performance tbh

49. Do you dance in the car?

Not wildly, but it depends on the song

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yup. You need to remind me to let you try mine btw

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

At last year’s Lions convention I think

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Sometimes, but they’re nice

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Hell yea it is. I have more than one house to get ready for Christmas

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

I literally had those for supper tonight… One of my favourite things tbh

55. Favourite type of fruit pie?

I don’t like fruit pie all that much but I don’t dislike apple pie as much. As long as it’s drowning in caramel and warm

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

The only ones I definitely remember are figure skater, astronaut, astronomer, and palaeontologist

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Oh yea

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Literally more often than not I do

59. Take a vitamin daily?

No but I should be

60. Wear slippers?

Usually only if I’m sick

61. Wear a bath robe?

Not often tbh

62. What do you wear to bed?

Sometimes the clothes from that day, but usually boxers and a shirt or nothing, depends how much I can get off

63. First concert?

I’ve never been to one oops

64. Wal-Mart, Target, or Kmart?

Target was always the best when I was in the states for competitions but I haven’t been in ages so Wal-Mart I guess?

65. Nike or Adidas?

Nike because I like the name more. I don’t even really know what these brands make

66. Cheetos or Fritos?

Cheetossss. That’s how I corral my little cousins

67. Peanuts or sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeds if they’re not too much work

68. Favourite Taylor Swift song?

Bad Blood or Shake it Off

69. Ever take dance lessons?

I took ballet and tap when I was younger. I was kind of thinking about starting ballet again because I like it and it’ll help with skating

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Nope, I don’t even entirely know what I’ll be doing

71. Can you curl your tongue?

I can now. I couldn’t until I was like, 13 for some reason

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Never been in one

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

My cat touched my nose with her paw and closed her eyes and purred the other day so yea

74. What is your favourite book?

I guess Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke because I always go back to it and it doesn’t get boring to me. I feel so bad because my favourites are definitely Harry Potter or Artemis Fowl but not a specific one, just the entire series really

75. Do you study better with or without music?

I never studied at all because that was always a guarantee that I’d screw up the test/exam

76. Regularly burn incense?

I wish, but my mum gets huge headaches from smells

77. Ever been in love?

More than I’d like to admit or think about tbh

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Maybe Panic! at the Disco, but I’ve heard that the tour Adam Lambert has been doing with Queen is good too. And it’s Adam

79. What was the last concert you saw?

I’ve never been to one

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Hot tea

81. Tea or coffee?

Usually I’d prefer tea but sometimes I need the higher boost from coffee

82. Favourite type of cookie?

I really like these double chocolate ones my grandma makes. They’re so bad for you but they taste really nice and they’re super soft and gooey

83. Can you swim well?

I think pretty decently, but it’s not impressive or anything. I don’t like being in the water anyway

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yup. But I have to hold my nose if I’m diving into water because of my piercing

85. Are you patient?

It depends what I’m supposed to be patient about but usually I am

86. DJ or band at a wedding?

DJ, they usually have a nicer music selection

87. Ever won a contest?

Competition yes, but I’m not sure about a contest

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nope

89. Which are better, black or green olives?

I just got back onto olives and I only had green ones so I’ll say those

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

It’s fine as long as you’re careful. I’d be such a hypocrite if I said something against it omg

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Family/living room. Or a study

92. Do you want to get married?

It’s not off the table, but I’m not overly concerned about it at this point

I hope you appreciate that this took me 2 hours man I’m dying

#shush michelle

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kmdgotsleeved-blog · 6 years ago

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31.July.2018

In May, I decided to take a step towards what would be the rest of my life. I had things happen that were putting my health at risk; all because I did not have enough self control to stop eating crap. I was so over weight, my future was being shortened. Who does that? Who just lets themselves get to a point where your health and your live with your child is in danger? I did. So I decided to take my doctors advice and look into Bariatric Surgery. I know what you’re thinking. WHY? Weight loss surgery. I know. I was you once too.

“You’re taking the easy way out”

“Why don’t you just work out and eat better to lose weight?”

“You could do it on your own. You’ve done it before”

All those thoughts went through my head. But you know what else went through my head? Dying. Dying because I couldn’t put a piece of chocolate cake down. Dying because I couldn't say no to finishing the entire bag of hot cheetos. Dying and leaving my sweet girl without a mother all because I had no self control.

So I said yes. I went to a four hour orientation class that basically went over a million things; why I got here, what the program was expecting of me and what my life would be like afterwards. What I liked the most was there was no pressure. If I decided that I didn’t want to do it, fine, they would help me explore other options. Everything was essentially MY decision. What surgery I got. What I ate. What I did to work out. When I took classes. When I had surgery. The only thing that was decided for me was the amount of weight I needed to loose before being approved for surgery. So I got a book that is probably about 200 pages long (I’ll refer to this as my ‘bari bible’ or ‘bb’ from here on out) that outlined EVERYTHING. On May 3, 2018 I decided I was going to do it. & I was going to immerse myself so far into it that I was not going to leave any room for failing. The BB put me on a 1200 calorie diet. Every meal consisted of (3) servings of protein, (1) serving of starch, (1) serving of vegetable, (1) serving of fruit and (1) serving of fat. I gave up all caffeine. & for anyone who knows me, my Starbucks additions is REAL. But I did it. I had headaches from the lack of caffeine for almost a week, but then it went away. & i slept better, felt better and woke up better. I remember signing the paper saying I was ready to schedule my next class, not sure that this was the right decision for me. But I knew if I didn’t take drastic measures, I couldn't guarantee what my future would look like.

So I filled it out and I took the next step.

Let me just add, at this point, the only person who knew about my medical conditions and my decision to start this program, was myself and Kaiser. So I started this alone, and went through almost all of it on my own as well...but that will come later :)

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kooolbe · 7 years ago

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~Procrastination~

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

actually maybe lol

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

nope:)

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

i think so

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

oh yeah

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

bout a week ago

6. What are you excited for?

school to be over

7. What happened tonight?

it’s about to be tonight

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

can’t say i’m not that girl

9. Is confidence cute?

duh

10. What is the last beverage you had?

coffee

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

maybe one or two

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

si!

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

oh god. still deciding. may go to a tash sultana concert

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

coffee or getting my phone fixed. one’s a small purchase one’s a large:)

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

nahhhh. i legit wish lol

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

always changing baby boo

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

oh god thats a very very very small amount of people.

18. The last time you felt broken?

always baby

19. Have you had sex today?

naw

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

yup!

21. Are you in a good mood?

somewhat. high and lazy rn

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

if there was like protection from being killed by them somehow

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

actually i’ve been told that, so ya

24. What do you want right this second?

a big dab

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

aw:) *dying/crying inside*

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

at the roots yes..

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

literally nothing today so don’t remember!

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

yes

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

no. not school shooters. def not those ppl.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

no dats my bro.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

no. they prob assume

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

that’s me!

34. Listening to?

cars on the highway

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

mechanical pencils yeeez

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

the general area yes.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

yes

38. Who did you last call?

my mama

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

kayla<3 my bfff

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

tryna fuck them! and did:)

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

so so long ago. longer than a year.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

no:(

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

yes:)

44. Do you tan in the nude?

nah i wish man. i should man!!

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

um no but i would be more strategic with my moves

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

no:/

47. Who was the last person to call you?

my mama

48. Do you sing in the shower?

yes hun

49. Do you dance in the car?

duh

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

ah yes at a summer camp

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

last year at graduation

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

no!!!!!!

53. Is Christmas stressful?

yes!!!!

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

yes<3 need to find a vegan one

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

eek not a huge fan

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

actress

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

YESSS

59. Take a vitamin daily?

i stopped:/

60. Wear slippers?

nah!

61. Wear a bath robe?

depends who I'm living with but at college yes

62. What do you wear to bed?

big shirt and boxers

63. First concert?

hilary duff

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

wal or tar

65. Nike or Adidas?

adidas

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

im vegan so fritos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

sunflower all the way

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

NONE

69. Ever take dance lessons?

yes

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

model lol

71. Can you curl your tongue?

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

yes actually

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

yeah!

74. What is your favorite book?

i really liked girl on a train

75. Do you study better with or without music?

without:/

76. Regularly burn incense?

no but i should. only when I'm smoking weeeed

77. Ever been in love?

yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

EVERY RAPPPPPPPER IN THE WORLD

79. What was the last concert you saw?

oh wow. uhhh was it nicki minaj? that long ago....thats sad...

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

hot

81. Tea or coffee?

COFFEEEEE

82. Favorite type of cookie?

again I'm vegan. buttttttttt......some sort of oatmeal cookie

83. Can you swim well?

decently.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

of course!

85. Are you patient?

barely

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ lol

87. Ever won a contest?

when i was a child lol

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

89. Which are better black or green olives?

neither r great to me

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

fuck away

91. Best room for a fireplace?

living ?

92. Do you want to get married?

who knows at this point:)

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Concise and direct.

Send me numbers

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Well I have before so I don’t see why not.

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Nope, most of my exes do not have anything to do with me anymore.

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

I’ve taken three people’s virginities. Not that it’s like something I aim for. It just turned out that way. I mean, one of them took my virginity so.

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

I don’t know if trust is really my issue. I think I’m either too gullible or super paranoid. It feels better to be paranoid than gullible so yeah I guess I kind of do even though I don’t really have reason to.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

No it’s kind of been a while.

6. What are you excited for?

I might be going to a Front Bottoms concert and that would be friggin amazing.

7. What happened tonight?

Well last night I stayed up until 2 working on my music collection and stuff.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

No? They can get as drunk as they want. Who gives a fuck?

9. Is confidence cute?

Confidence is cute but confidence to the point of arrogance is not. It just makes you a dick.

10. What is the last beverage you had?

I had some water at Cecil’s when I went to town with my grandmother.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Not including family, maybe two. It’s hard to say that I fully trust anyone.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Nope not anymore. Just some joggers and some slim jeans. No skinny ones though.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

I dunno, probably stay home and do jackshit. I might hang out with someone.

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Either the Front Bottom tickets or part of a birthday gift for someone.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

No not really. It sucks but oh well.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

God I hope so. For the better.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Probably Kaitlyn or my counselor. Both for different reasons though.

18. The last time you felt broken?

Oh bOy. I guess whenever that last break up thing happened.

19. Have you had sex today?

Unfortunately, no.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

I’m always realizing how gross I look whenever I see myself in the camera or in a mirror.

21. Are you in a good mood?

I dunno. I’m ok I guess. Just kind of normal.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

YES.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Yup. That greenish, bluish, grey. I think his are a little more green though.

24. What do you want right this second?

Oh god, a lot. I would like money. I’d like affection in any form, from sweet and simple to dark lighting stuff.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I mean that would suck big time but if they think that’s what’s going to help them get through shit then who am I to say no or put them down.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yup, I’ve never dyed my hair.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

I don’t know. I think it’s important to have a sense of humor so probably not.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

I made a joke with my grandmother and she liked it so I laughed with her. I don’t remember what the joke was.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

No shit. Several people.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

I think it’s hard to give people a second chance. But generally I believe that’s true. Nothing’s ever black and white though. So make the choice for yourself.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

No? He’s my brother.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Yeah I think it’s pretty obvious.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

I used to drink soda all the time but I kind of don’t like them that much anymore. They’re still good but I try to drink more water now.

34. Listening to?

I was just listening to The Apprentice by the Gorillaz.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

I hardly ever write nowadays. But when I do, I use a pen.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

She is at her great grandmother’s house.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No. It’s just attraction and infatuation.

38. Who did you last call?

My grandmother called my like an hour ago.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Kaitlyn. I don’t dance with a lot of people. Or really much at all unless I’m alone. So I guess the last person I really danced with was me.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because we really wanted to and both agreed it would be really nice so we kissed. A lot.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

I don’t really like cupcakes so god knows.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

I have not seen either of my parents today so no.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Ughhhhhhhh yes. When do I not?

44. Do you tan in the nude?

I do not tan because I would probably get cancer in like two seconds.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Definitely not.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Yup.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

My grandmother.

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes, when no one’s home.

49. Do you dance in the car?

All the time. If you see me dancing in my car, just appreciate that that is probably the most intimate moment I would normally have with a stranger.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yeah it was pretty cool. That was years ago though.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Probably for my school pictures.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

I think they can be but that doesn’t necessarily make them bad.

53. Is Christmas stressful?

I feel like it should be stressful for me but it’s really not. It is a little but that goes for pretty much any big event. It’ll probably get worse the older I get.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

Nope, I’m not even sure what they are. I mean, I know it’s an Italian food or something but that is the extent of my knowledge.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Ooooo I dunno. I really like mullberry pie or blackberry pie. Do pumpkin pies count?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Astronaut or a Man in Black. There were probably others but those were the big ones.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

I go back and forth on this one.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

All the time. Maybe three or four times out of the week.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

I haven’t done that since I was 8.

60. Wear slippers?

I will when it gets really cold.

61. Wear a bath robe?

I wear a house coat. It’s completely different.

62. What do you wear to bed?

A shirt and pj pants usually. Although I’m starting sleep in just my underwear.

63. First concert?

It was a Trombone Shorty concert with my dad and a friend of his. The opening band was better than the main band in my opinion.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

I think Walmart is a good middle ground. Target is super fancy. Kmart is dead, man.

65. Nike or Adidas?

I don’t really have an opinion so I guess Nike.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

I think, generally, I like Fritos more but if there’s cheese puffs I will eat the shit out of them.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

I don’t really like either of them. Maybe peanuts?

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

I don’t listen to her so I really couldn’t say.

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Nope but it might be cool.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Not really. Just anything that makes them happy.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Ye boi.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Nope. We only ever had one spelling bee and I flopped out.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Not that I can remember. I know I’ve been really emotional and have teared up from being really happy but I haven’t openly cried just from happiness.

74. What is your favorite book?

Oh gosh, I don’t know. I really like this recent book I read called The Good Inn. It was really cool and interesting.

75. Do you study better with or without music?

Without. I get way into the music.

76. Regularly burn incense?

Nah.

77. Ever been in love?

Several times. It sucks but it’s the best.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

The Front Bottoms, Jack Johnson, or Daft Punk.

79. What was the last concert you saw?

The Trombone Shorty concert. I’ve only been to one concert.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

How about no tea. But if I had to pick it would definitely be hot tea.

81. Tea or coffee?

Really neither but I guess coffee. Decaf though unless I want to die.

82. Favorite type of cookie?

I really like snickerdoodles and gingersnaps.

83. Can you swim well?

I can swim pretty well but I’m a little out of practice. I can’t wait to go swimming again.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yup. I used to be able to do it for a good bit too.

85. Are you patient?

Ehhh it kind of depends. I hate lines but I’ll be patient with someone who’s sick or something.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

I think a DJ would be your best bet. Although a live band would be cool.

87. Ever won a contest?

No not really.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nope even though my nose is begging to look less gross.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

I think I like black olives more but both are good.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

I have no problem with it. I’d be a hypocrite if I said I did. Have sex whenever you want. Who cares? As long as it’s consensual it’s ok with me. I think it’s important to have a good sexual connection with your partner before you get married so you know you’re compatible.

91. Best room for a fireplace?

I think putting it in the family room/second living room (whatever you call it) is a good idea. That’s how my house has it. The living room is still a good place though.

92. Do you want to get married

Definitely.

#asksaps #ahh thank you anon #I don't know who you are but you're cool #feel free to anon me anytime

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