#to the eta: lol imma have to write fic about this dude huh

[hislittleraincloud]

LMAO YES I have and wow, he's...fulfilling his purpose, isn't he.

Please tell me that his calves and feet are shaped like cowboy boots too. Please. 😭

I mean can you imagine

ETA: I began to imagine it. Imagine all of those extra, sensitive nerve endings around the brim of that hat. Imagine there being an element of erection or engorgement to its excitement, like if you just licked the brim edge there until it gets all pink and puffy like labia does.