#to the desk of the director

[fbczine]

Hello- I’m wondering if crossovers are allowed. Your FAQ says no AUs, but says nothing about crossovers. Hope you have a wonderful day.

Hello. Thank you for the ask! To answer your question, no. The only crossover content allowed in the zine is between Alan Wake and Control. Regarding AUs, canon divergent AUs are acceptable, such as "No Hiss Invasion" AUs.

If you have a question about the FBC Zine, please do not hesitate to reach out To The Desk Of The Director.

[collgeruledzebra]

now that im writing this it's occuring that i don't think this was ever actually mentioned or implied in game but the idea of the service weapon following the director around has been in my head rent free for a few days

[kiwibirdlafayette]

the losers they are /affectionate

(he went to etho after his gamer mace fail idc all i do is i make things up)

[corpocyborg]

Johnny: Can I ask you something? V: No, but I'm sure you will anyway. Johnny: You got some kinda personal vendetta against chairs or does 'Saka just pay you better if you've got lower back pain? V: Standing helps me concentrate. What, does it bother you? Big revolutionary afraid of a little discomfort? What a surprise.

Director Valerie "V" Locke, Arasaka Counter Intel (from Secure Your Soul on AO3)

[szappan]

googled my composer great grandfather. 0 hits he is as unknown as it gets. sorry grandma he didnt make it

[pebblesmustard]

got tasked with something outside of my “job description” (something i don’t really have) and it has to do with employee engagement and “content creation” and i don’t know if it’s because i’m about to get my period but my first reaction upon hearing the whole plan was to cry so…amazing friday i’m having here

[avocado62524]

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

I think my coworkers really underestimates how dead inside I am and how little of a shit I give. Buddy you could toss to "Hagthar the Blood Queen of Mars live now from the DMV" and I would not give a flying fuck as I punched into the next segment.

[fbczine]

Hey! Am very interested in being in the ocean view zine since I missed the last one! Any idea of when contribution opens?

Thank you for your interest!  We will announce the zine’s schedule on our social media pages as well as our carrd, so be sure to follow us for future updates! 

[supercantaloupe]

deh vieni alla finestra stuck in my head as i close out my first day in the office

[freebooter4ever]

I think the thing that just existentially frustrates me so much is knowing that there is an empty desk barely four miles away from my cottage here, right across the room from italianikisix's desk, and its only empty because the company is falling on hard times (i think? They talked to me about percentages and i know a bunch of people are gone not just me but numbers confuse me).

and yet because of weird legal things and NDA shit and whatever i cant just go and hangout at the desk and chitchat with my buddy and work on my portfolio there. Its not fair -_- i dont understand it.

[becomeawendybird]

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[tootern2345]

Longtime animation veteran, Mannie Davis. In action working on a Terrytoon short circa 1936

[catchmewjsn]

dude embarrassed me so much today and now he thinks I will reply to his messages when I just ate my food and something sweet and I'm barely able to move

[staronet]

I think my job is destroying my mental health.

[borealing]

i also forgot that in sci at the end of every ep they have these little bts snippets of the cast and the director is thee most hands on person and he always seems to be manhandling gongsuns actor 😂😂 they clearly had such a good time filming this show