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noirapocalypto · 6 months ago

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I think im gonna save up to get a little porch added to my tiny ass mini-house

With those screen meshes because I really don’t want to keep getting harassed by bugs each time I try to sit outside at night, especially now that we’re getting those fat brown water bugs.

#said bugs kept buzzing around where I sit on my steps to smoke #gives me the heebie jeebies because they’re gross #so I’m sitting on the back of my dad’s truck looking at my house to avoid bugs #and I’ve always liked porches and I like hanging outside when it’s not hot and humid af #definitely an awning or whatever the fuck it’s called/spelled #to shield me from the horrific blazing texan sun #speaking of—#it was super hot as usual so I decided to rock the tank tops in public again #and I’m disgustingly pale I grossed myself out #i can get my vitamin d/outdoor time on my cute porch #I look like a corpse and not in a sexy way #get my tan going #I’m high so I’m extra stupid

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