#to design a cafe for them ffuucck

[ghoulified-owl]

I was thinking about it and,, there's no way Goodneighbor was handled so poorly not on purpose. So, welcome to my unhinged rant about a fictional settlement that I really like.

First of all, most companions remark of Goodneighbor being full of trash and smelling like piss. Now, this makes ~no sense~. Goodneighbor is clearly a tight nit community, and as Preston said, " blah blah when you give people a place to protect they will blah blah blah", and this would be especially true here since they all call goodneighbor home. Now the piss comment truLy makes no sense because they have multiple toilets? Every major spot has them, and so does the outside (in the front and back).

Now my second complaint, no running water. Fucking how. This was a town, they're bound to have some sort of water system connected to the harbor. Its literally right there. Also we all know Hancock is a real fucking stickler for baths, even if water wasnt already available, it would probably be his first thing to attend to.

Thirdly, the Rexford. This place looks like shit even with the cleaners. Get over the chem trades you fucking idiots and make a cafe. Improve your rooms while you're at it, and fix. The. Fucking. Elevator. Also, get rid of that asshole who's at the desk in the back. A) he works for the institute, and B) he's dragging yall down MASSIVELY by being stuck in the past. Make Clair the official owner as well because she's cool and favoritism is a bitch.

The memory den. Please dear fuck advertise yourselves more. Put up signs on the outside of the wall! Vandalize diamond city! Go crazy! More people at the den = more at the bar = more at the hotel = more at the new cafe I made up. Boom, business.

I cant think of anything else rn and I womt proofread this. Feel free to complain along because I'm bored and want to talk shit about how much they botChed goodneighbor. ItssomuchbetterthenDCpleasebro