#to be fair i did understand it 💅🏾

[summerhomeineskew]

set my phone to French for ✨immersion✨ and had a heart attack when my gps spoke

[tarot-bimbo]

Pick a pile(⁠≧⁠(⁠ｴ⁠)⁠≦⁠ ⁠)

Have you already met your future spouse?

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1. 2. 3.

4. 5. 6.

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Pile 1

No 😔 you haven't you are actually having delays around this connection maybe one of you need more time to heal. The card says you may be deceiving yourself emotionally. You can say you are ready for a relationship but as soon as you get in one you may pull away or shut them out. Basically I am seeing you need more inner work first.

( I hope this pile resonates with you. I love you☄️)

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Pile 2

No😅 I am seeing him coming in really soon tho. I think your future spouse lives very far from you so they have to travel a LOT. They are also having some problems I have no idea what tho😋 but they are moving very fast to you. I heard put a ring on my finger! So you could be calling this person in I see you two ready for this connection tho pookie😍.

( I hope this pile resonates with you. I love you☄️)

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Pile 3

No because I am seeing your future spouse going through a lot right now you should try to spiritually comfort them ☺️ They are having big money problems so they absolutely have no time for love right now he's not even being represented by the knight but instead of the 2 of pentacles but he's working to build himself up to the king of pentacles. So he needs to work on his fiancees, well he just wants to be good enough for you , they are saying you dont deserve a scrub 😭

( I hope this pile resonates with you. I love you☄️)

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Pile 4

No... But! That's because you are the one that's supposed to find them😏 I am seeing you both frustrated that you guys don't have a lover but I think like next week you should be meeting bro honestly you might see him the next day after reading this I can feel the nervousness and the excitement bubbling up in me. So I am seeing travel more and you WILL find him

( I hope this pile resonates with you. I love you☄️)

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Pile 5

YES😍 you are the first pile today to get a yes sadly, But lucky for you. I am seeing you feel bounded or gagged tho? Maybe you did find someone but the feelings are so overwhelming or maybe you want everything to be perfect so the things they do that piss you off or hurt you, you may not speak on them but HONEY YOU NEED TO like ASAP type shit if you are feeling like that in this connection they will completely understand if they are the one if not then you let them go🍃

( I hope this pile resonates with you. I love you☄️)

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Pile 6

Yes again 🥴 I am seeing yes and no ands if or buts about it . Period💅🏾 I am seeing you two completely obsessed over each other lot of sexual energy 🤭 You are making me smile for no reason I feel like you have did your fair share of waiting and it was completely worth it 😌. You two might have even started off online thinking it would go nowhere but here you two are. I think what it was , is that you two may have fallen out one time or had a lil break or whatever and when you two linked back up then you guys realized you can't live without the other. You realized just how precious that other person is to you.

( I hope this pile resonates with you. I love you☄️)

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I hope you enjoyed your pile♡

[gixxie]

Gosh rereading this and like I'm in love with it as much as I was the first time. This au is something special and I'm fucking excited we're witnessing this.

I won't ever get over the beginning. The imagery of reader on that mountain peak contemplating suicide. That even though there might be relief in this apocalyptic world, she's not selfish enough to let her actions affect other people. It's something about that introduction that captures my attention instantly. I felt the same giddiness I did when I read it for the first time.

You explained the life of the reader so effortlessly. It's so easy to understand and I'm sure I understand it more now than I did when trying to watch the game when it first came out 😂😂.

But please when reader meets Eren. Goshhhh his description (so beautiful) but fuck THAT BITCH. you didn't have to hit her so hard. Work for your own shit and leave random people alone😭 but also hi hello call me 🤙🏾🤪 second note: you can't be fucking dead inside and robbing mfs like this Eren. I'ma need you to be a little be assholey or something. I cannot feel bad for you and you're robbing me!! Makes me wanna give you the goods cause shit it sounds like you need it more than I do.

"sorry but it gotta be this way. I'm choosing myself over you"

Damn bitch did we break up?????? 😭😭😭😂😂😂 Homie acting like he getting out of a bad relationship.

I don't blame reader for getting salty cause wtf is that? Go rob someone else or earn your own fucking living. We out here trying to vibe and survive. I'm not begging you to give me another chance here.

Then reader meets the big bitch Yelena. UGHHHHGHGHEHDHSJKSHDHDKD FUCK HER. Gosh Luna you did a great job of making her whole existence so fucking annoying. And this is so her btw. Bitch bonkers, don't even care if she kills reader. Newsflash EVERYONE GONNA DIE MORON. This is not a one kill situation. Please I love reader's responses. Iconic. Queen behavior. My spirit animal indeed. Even when she's getting hounded SHE TAKES ZERO SHITS. LOVE IT. Yelena if you don't get your weird ass on somewhere. Homegirl treating daddy Zeke like he's Jesus.

Girlll... He didn't turn water into wine nor walk on water.

All he did was turn my pussy into a river. 💅🏾

I would hurl if Yelena spit got on me. Ewww the bitch gave me the cooties.

No cause I know this is about pock and this is his story. BUT FUCKING ZEKE. You can't do this to me. He's so charming and sexy and for what. IT'S NOT FAIR he's trying to rob and seduce me. Pls and reader feeling that unwanted heat at the praise. FELT. praise kink whore through and through. Again have I mentioned what a badass reader is, standing her ground against crazed lunatics. Normal people would have pissed themselves. (Heh).

Please and her get away tactic. chef kiss. Idk why Eren a Debby downer, he know he want a piece of ass. That might loosen your attitude up. But on a serious note, reader will to not give up her load AND get away. Please. I love it. And on a serious note about zeke, gosh he's crazy and creepy. You've captured the gaze of a predator reader... Good luck.

The scene with the getaway motorcycle had my heart in my throat and my eyes shut while I cringe at the impact. It felt so vivid in my mind. Not to mention the description of the BTS. sounds like a nightmare. It's insane that not only you gotta deal with Benjamin button weather but ALSO humanoid oil bitches on top of crater deaths. Damn reader living the 1000 ways to die bit😭😭 Feel bad for mfs who don't have that awareness. They gotta wonder what mysterious thing dragging them to hell.

Now superhero pock appears with "what do we have here"

PISS. THAT IS WHAT. THAT'S ALL WE GOT. AND BRUISES. Now pls kiss me so I can forget this TRAUMATIZING experience<3

Part 1: Easy Way Out

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Epilogue

Pairing: Porco Galliard x Fem!Reader

Rating: MATURE, minors dni

Warnings: death stranding au, female reader, post-apocalyptic, mention of suicidal thoughts, violence, blood, monsters, reader pisses herself ✌🏻

Word Count: 7.4K

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A/N: I want to say a huge thank you to my wife @dabilove27 for encouraging me to the max and seeing this piece through its many stages, I would have given up by now if it were not for you! I love you forever 💙 also a huge thanks to @gixxie​ for reading my intro and being a constant pillar of support. And of course, to you my darling @pleasantanathema​ who told me I was absolutely doing this collab and held my hand throughout, your belief and encouragement means the world to me. I love you bbys 💙 P.S. I know nothing about motorcycles, especially electric ones, and it shows. I’m so sorry 😂 and finally, I hope you enjoy!

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