#to avoid the crushing idea that maybe they flopped bc no one's interested?

[marudol]

ive been thinking a lot of half-baked ideas lately.

firstly i just adore their tea time. i think it's so fun how much pattadol takes to marcille so fast :) i like to imagine pattadol doesn't have much experience with non-elven food, so they go out to restaurants together and marcille is charmed at how patty reacts to food with, like, paprika in it

onto vague fic ideas though. WF is already basically about a marudol courtship, but it is hard to resist the urge to throw farcille drama in it.

WF won't have that—falin is out traveling and maybe pops in during the middle but only briefly—but a separate fic that is basically a love triangle where falin loses is really entertaining to me? i don't even dislike farcille i just chafe against the "marcille loved falin this whole time" interpretation bc i think it cheapens her character to reduce her arc into being about a love interest.

i think the whole "falin tries reptile/bird courting behaviors" trope is funny if it flops bc marcille doesnt recognize them. i could probably combine the love triangle idea with the stupid fic idea i had where pattadol's parents tell her to court melini's court mage so that flamela (future queen, hates tradition) will possibly like them more.

falin exploding pattadol with her mind just makes me giggle idk what to tell you

another idea is a smut fic about marcille jerking pattadol off so she can have seminal fluid for a fairy because i think the premise is kind of funny. partially roleplay bc i cant see marcille ACTUALLY being cold and clinical during sex

their ~first time~ is also really interesting to think about to me, bc i think they're both similar levels of completely inexperienced. marcille however has read sooooo many romance books that have sex in them vs pattadol can't even look at the romance genre without exploding. i'd want to avoid sapphic sugar slop but this is probably the closest one to that?

i kinda wanna write a short thing in pattadol's pov about how hot she thinks marcille is. pattadol is a BREASTS WOMAN (i believe in unrequited cithadol where patty has a hopeless crush lol) and she can't get marcille's stupid dungeon lord dress out of her head even tho she saw her explode mithrun's head and she is so tortured by it whenever she sees marcille evoke it in the present

also thinking about a trashy halloween costume smut fic where marcille is indecisive about what to dress as (referencing the monster outfit doodles) and whatdya know, sexy succubus 'costume' in the bedroom.

i need . to write my stupid marudol ideas. anyways goodnight tumblr see you in the morning

marudol thoughts, some nsfw and some not

[henrybcwer]

It’s ya girl, with an oc that I threaten ya’ll about earlier this week. Huge thanks to @likesugarandcyanide, @lonestarspidey, @hocksteter, @pattycake-hockstetter��, @suckitcockstetter​ and everyone else for encouraging me to post about her. She will never be the main focus of any of my writings but I might slip her name in a fic every now and again. [ ♥️ ]

Name: Aiyu Meizuo Age: 16 Race: Chinese Interests: Girls

Personality:

     Aiyu comes off as cold, dismissive, and stoic but in reality she’s rather carefree in her existence. She does not subscribe to the notion of “good” or “evil,” as she believes that humanity’s morality shifts with the winds of time and the only constant variable is one’s self. Therefore she believes everyone is entitled their own way of life and if one way clashes with another it shouldn’t be taken personally on either side.

    An undeniable genius with zero impulse control is what makes this girl an honorary dumbass. Sixteen, brash, and considering herself all knowing, Aiyu is aligns her life with the ever famous motto before her time: #YOLO

Background:

    As if growing up a minority in Derry, Maine wasn’t hard enough Aiyu’s troubles only seemed to grow after being involved in an ambiguous accident that renders her blind in one eye and steadily loosing sight in the other. Being disabled and different in a small town like Derry is the equivalent of the universe placing a "kick me” sign on her back with the additional “please pity me and treat me like a charity case” sign located directly below.

    Fast forward to Freshman year and Aiyu gets struck with a major case of the feels for one of the school’s meanest of bullies, Greta Bowie. Queen Bee Bowie is all Aiyu can think and write about in her personal diary; a habit that gets her in hot water when Patrick steals her diary and shares its contents to the rest of the Bowers Gang.

     With the looming threat being outed by Henry, Aiyu agrees to a set of boons for the gang in exchanged for tight lips and her diary back in her possession. Such favors included (but not limited to) stealing underwear and bras from the girls’ locker room, slapping down a dollar worth of candy store money for each gang member, doing their chores, and homework for a month.

    By the time her indentured servitude was up, Aiyu had made a reputation for herself as a Bowers Gang member and it surprisingly wasn’t all bad. People treated her the way she wanted to be treated thanks Henry and his boys and as much as it pained her to admit it, they were fun to hang out with when their blatant racist, sexist, homophobic slurs weren’t directed at her.

[maybe-gaybean]

don't have me, but answer 1-200 :]

Oh boy here goes nothing! 

All my answers are beneath the cut bc I’m sure y’all don’t wanna see all of that :P

200: My crush’s name is: My poly heart is so stressed by this question. Kalvin and Kat199: I was born in: 1998198: I am really: tired lol197: My cellphone company is: AT&T196: My eye color is: Blue195: My shoe size is: 9 1/2194: My ring size is: somewhere between a 7 and 8? 193: My height is: 5′7192: I am allergic to: just a couple of medicines 191: My 1st car was: A 2010 Nissan Altima that I bought from my mum 190: My 1st job was: I’ve been a soccer referee since I was 12, if that counts189: Last book you read: Ahhhh um I read most of Landry Park the other day188: My bed is: my favorite 187: My pet: My lovely cat 186: My best friend: @ebsharon​185: My favorite shampoo is: I don’t care. Something that will protect my hair dye I guess 184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox183: Piggy banks are: Good for saving 182: In my pockets: Nothing currently 181: On my calendar: I’m leaving campus on Thursday at noon180: Marriage is: goals179: Spongebob can: fuck off 178: My mom: is stressful177: The last three songs I bought were? I bought two albums last. Both were Tonight Alive 176: Last YouTube video watched: I was watching jacksepticeye play Outlast175: How many cousins do you have? 5174: Do you have any siblings? One and I love her more than anything 173: Are your parents divorced? Nah172: Are you taller than your mom? Nope171: Do you play an instrument? Nah170: What did you do yesterday? Ummm I shopped for a while with my friends @ifyouonlyknewthehalfofit​ and @marcy665​ and we ordered pizza and just chilled.[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: To a degree 168: Luck: Sure167: Fate: Yes166: Yourself: No.165: Aliens: Yes164: Heaven: No163: Hell: No 162: God: Yes, actually 161: Horoscopes: To a degree 160: Soul mates: In a way 159: Ghosts: YES 158: Gay Marriage: Of course!157: War: In a way156: Orbs: Sure155: Magic: Sure [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs!153: Drunk or High: Drunk, I guess 152: Phone or Online: Online151: Red heads or Black haired: Black haired150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 149: Hot or cold: Hot 148: Summer or winter: Summer!147: Autumn or Spring: Either, they’re both amazing. I guess tho autumn bc the colors are nice. @justkeepdancingonmyown​ -- You asked this too!

146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla145: Night or Day: Night!144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 143: Curly or Straight hair: On me? Straight. Others? I don’t care142: McDonalds or Burger King: McD’s141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Neither 140: Mac or PC: depends on what I’m using it for 139: Flip flops or high heals: I hate them both138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor, I guess? 137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke136: Hillary or Obama: Obama135: Buried or cremated: Cremated 134: Singing or Dancing: Singing 133: Coach or Chanel: I don’t care at all

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: I don’t know D:131: Small town or Big city: Big City130: Wal-Mart or Target:Target129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam I guess 128: Manicure or Pedicure: Neither. Not about that life 127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast (Florida, specifically)126: Your Birthday or Christmas: They’re like a week apart so I generally celebrate them both at the same time, tbh125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 124: Disney or Six Flags: DISNEY123: Yankees or Red Sox: Don’t care[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: I wish there was some way that it could be avoided, but the way that history has shaped us, it is inevitable 121: George Bush: Fuck you. 120: Gay Marriage: Thank god it’s legal now jesus christ 119: The presidential election: What kind of bullshit was that? Why is America like this? Electoral college? irrelevant 118: Abortion: Your body is your body and you have my unconditional support in whatever is best for you117: MySpace: I actually never used MySpace (1000% honesty)116: Reality TV: I like paranormal TV shows like Ghost Adventures and Ghost Hunters and all that. Anything else is okay, but I get annoyed with it quickly 115: Parents: We have a very very complex relationship. They don’t respect my gender and have a horrible habit of snooping through my things, both like things and my online life (lit). and they can be controlling and all that. But I really want to believe all of the things they’re doing is done with my best interest at heart. They could be so much worse, I suppose. Plus they gave me my sister so that’s great 114: Back stabbers: Why. Please don’t. 113: Ebay: My dude, if I’m desperate enough, I’ll go anywhere for a good price. Or if I need quick money for obscure items 112: Facebook: Annoying as fuck omg111: Work: I hate sonic!!!110: My Neighbors: I have never met them before in my life. If they were standing near me in a crowd, I’d never know109: Gas Prices: They’re very high, but honestly, I get gas as little as possible, so I save enough to make sure that I can get a full tank every time 108: Designer Clothes: If you got the money, go for it 107: College: Why did I do this to myself :/106: Sports: I love sports!!!!!105: My family: My sister is my everything. I love her more than life itself. Everyone else can fuck off tbh.104: The future: Everytime I think about the future I kinda want to die [ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: Like an hour ago I hugged my friend Olive when I gave her a present 102: Last time you ate: I’m eating a brownie as I type this 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Ummmm I met an old friend for Mexican a few months ago. I hadn’t seen her in years 100: Cried in front of someone: I cried watching a phan video with Ash and Sarah the other day. A real cry? I have no idea 99: Went to a movie theater: I visited Sharon at work a couple weeks ago.98: Took a vacation: Ahhhh last summer 97: Swam in a pool: Last summer 96: Changed a diaper: Never 95: Got my nails done: Years ago. I have no concept of time94: Went to a wedding: When I was extremely young93: Broke a bone: A couple years ago92: Got a peircing: Ummm I only have my ears pierced but I started gauging my ears a few weeks ago!91: Broke the law: I got really fucking high Friday night 90: Texted: like 2 minutes ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: Either Sharon or Sarah 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: @ebsharon  @littlest-hellspawn ,my sister & my cat87: The last movie I saw: I saw Perks of Being a Wallflower a few days ago kinda 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: I want to start T soon85: The thing im not looking forward to: Telling my parents that I’m going to start T and that they will either respect that or leave 84: People call me: Like nicknames? Trash, Meme Lord, Sammy83: The most difficult thing to do is: Exist82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: once 81: My zodiac sign is: Capricorn80: The first person i talked to today was: @littlest-hellspawn79: First time you had a crush: I have no idea at all. Elementary school I guess?78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Mmmm I think I can fool anyone if I wanted to 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: @ifyouonlyknewthehalfofit and I say the same joke at the same time constantly it’s horrifiying 76: Right now I am talking to: Sarah and Ash75: What are you going to do when you grow up: AHHHHHHHHHHHH I want to be a novelist!74: I have/will get a job: at sonic73: Tomorrow: So much shit to do!!!!72: Today: Sleep71: Next Summer: Definitely moving out 70: Next Weekend: Work69: I have these pets: I have a cat, my sister has a cat, and my parents have 2 dogs68: The worst sound in the world: Anything that’s loud and unexpected 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Oh god. I’m don’t cry alot, so no one I guess? 66: People that make you happy: @ebsharon @eldershadow13 @littlest-hellspawn @ifyouonlyknewthehalfofit @marcy665 @prince-of-wind @buckeyewarr1or2 @serenitymasogni @insert-my-clever-url-here and so many other people :)65: Last time I cried: Oh god. Like a real cry? I don’t remember to be honest. Within the last few weeks 64: My friends are: wonderful63: My computer is: slow62: My School: is stressful61: My Car: is doing her best60: I lose all respect for people who: won’t own up to their mistakes. Try to ruin relationships. Use their mental illness to justify abuse or manipulation.59: The movie I cried at was: I cried like a child the first time I watched Big Hero Six 58: Your hair color is: black57: TV shows you watch: Gravity Falls, Hannibal, Dexter, Criminal Minds, SVU, Soul Eater, Inuyasha, Ghost Adventures, and so many more ahhhhhhh56: Favorite web site: probably ao355: Your dream vacation:Disney World, or the beach 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: When I was a sophomore I tore a muscle in my back. That was lit 53: How do you like your steak cooked: I’m a vegetarian :)52: My room is: depends on my state of mind tbh51: My favorite celebrity is: Dan and Phil currently 50: Where would you like to be: Disney World 49: Do you want children: Maybe idk48: Ever been in love: Yes47: Who’s your best friend: @ebsharon obviously46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girls I guess. 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: praise for my writing 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: @ebsharon43: Do you have a 5 year plan: I have vague goals. Nothing specific 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Kinda of. Not officially41: Have you pre-named your children: Yes 40: Last person I got mad at: Probably an ex of mine 39: I would like to move to: Florida 38: I wish I was a professional: writer [ My Favorites ]37: Candy: Dark chocolate36: Vehicle: Don’t have one35: President: Obama 34: State visited: Florida 33: Cellphone provider: AT&T32: Athlete: Abby Womback31: Actor: I dunno maybe Mads Mikkelson?30: Actress: Jeez ummmm no answer 29: Singer: Brendan Urie28: Band: Twenty One Pilots27: Clothing store: Hot Topic or Forever 21 26: Grocery store: Target25: TV show: Gravity Falls!24: Movie: Lilo & Stitch23: Website: not tumblr 22: Animal: I love all animals 21: Theme park: Disney World lmao20: Holiday: New Years 19: Sport to watch: Football or Soccer 18: Sport to play: SOCCER 17: Magazine: None 16: Book: SO MANY WHY 15: Day of the week: Friday14: Beach: Tybee Island!13: Concert attended: Hannah Montana but I was extremely young and haven’t been to a concert in many years 12: Thing to cook: COOKIES FUCK YOU SARAH 11: Food: French fries 10: Restaurant: Olive Garden or Panera Bread 9: Radio station: None 8: Yankee candle scent: I have no idea at all7: Perfume: I use Old Spice Fiji cologne6: Flower: Dogwood flowers (I have a dogwood flower tattoo!)5: Color: PURPLE4: Talk show host: ????No clue????3: Comedian: Brandon Calvillo (does that count?)2: Dog breed: Pit Bull1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yep