#tma is so wack this isnt even half the stuff that goes down

[thearchivistsmanyeyes]

jonny sims really tries to act like his podcast is Professional and Serious and Prestigious but bro. My guy. Your season 1 villain was Worm Lady. Your season 3 villain was Clowns. Your season 4 villain was Old Sailor Man. The two most competent people in this story remain to be a pyromaniac old woman and a goth with a shitty dye job who have both been dead for years. The avatar who represents literal insanity is a perky real estate agent. Sasha James was fucking possessed to death by an ugly antique table. There was a homophobic vase at some point?? Don't even get me started on Jurgen Leitner and Mikaele Salesa, aka Evil Book Guy and Evil Antique Collector Guy. The big bad villain is jimmy magma, the slutty Victorian body-hopper. The apacolypse was essentially triggered by some very intense slam poetry. Everyone is named Michael for some reason. Background antagonists include the two evil deliverymen, sexy spider lady, meat man who steals your bones, the ugly antique table, a cult of dumb fire people made of wax, vampire hunters, the woman who wanted to kill the sun, and John Amherst. "It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London" ?? [Extended sounds of brutal pipe murder] ??? Simon Fairchild exists? The main character is named after yourself? Sir I hate to break it to you but your podcast is ridiculous