#tl;dr if my wisdom teeth would fuck off i would be so much happier
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And on top of everything else, my OTHER wisdom tooth (top left) is trying to emerge. Why this. Why now.
#man it hurts so bad up there. it feels like there’s a gash all down the top part of my gum#but i can feel the tooth underneath so i know it’s from that#should’ve fucking known that my wisdom teeth would 1) become a problem and 2) not even be normal about it#and what really sends me is that i have DIAGONAL WISDOM TEETH. bottom right and top left#so if i had surgery to extract them (god forbid) my whole mouth would hurt. it wouldn’t just be the top or the bottom or one side#for whyyyyyyyy#i feel like as with most of the bad things my body does; this is probably my dad’s fault#it’s his fault i’m 6���1 with all the back pain but none of the attitude or athletic ability people expect tall people to have#it’s his fault my hair is thick and unruly. it’s his fault i have hypermobile knee joints. i’m certain he’s responsible for the wisdom teeth#especially since my mom doesn’t have any. how fucked up is that#i do think she was responsible for my allergies though considering she’s allergic to everything under the sun#she also passed on her clumsiness. as if i needed that#did i get any good traits? i mean somehow neither of them gave me their bad eyesight which is a W#i also got clear skin from somebody. def not my mom though. probable unknown ancestor#tl;dr if my wisdom teeth would fuck off i would be so much happier#personal
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